10 fun words that aren't in the dictionary (yet!)

ginormous (adj): bigger than gigantic and bigger than enormous

confuzzled (adj): confused and puzzled at the same time

woot (interj): an exclamation of joy or excitement

chillax (v): chill out/relax, hang out with friends

cognitive displaysia (n): the feeling you have before you even leave the house that you are going to forget something and not remember it until you're on the highway

gription (n): the purchase gained by friction: "My car needs new tires because the old ones have lost their gription."

phonecrastinate (v): to put off answering the phone until caller ID displays the incoming name and number

slickery (adj): having a surface that is wet and icy

snirt (n): snow that is dirty, often seen by the side of roads and parking lots that have been plowed

lingweenie (n): a person incapable of producing neologisms

So sad.... I've actually been using several of those for years...

Jonbouy


Bapu (v) to render a discussion meaningless by means of simple minded yet unfunny derailment. (I'm going to Bapu your thread.)

And then I'll Bapu you back Bouy.

Zactly.

And in case we forget.

Strummage (v)  Dredging up old threads from the murky archives, particularly for the purpose of proving a topic has been covered before.

Straummage  A less widely used derivation of the above.

Bobbing (or Robbing)  To indulge in constant but brief re-appearances on a forum with new log-in details in between bans.

 
He he, or even:
 
Not On The Bill - to not be given an honorable mention; to be ignored

Beagle

Jonbouy



Bobbing (or Robbing)  To indulge in constant but brief re-appearances on a forum with new log-in details in between bans.

heheee!!! 

+1

 
Wookieed (v) - to have one's limbs removed from their sockets and then be bludgeoned around the head with the bloody stumps
 
 
Example: I drank so much Marstons Burton Ale last night I woke up this morning and felt like I'd been Wookieed

 
Herb Garden (n) - very low-security dog pound; such a place where the canine inmates are punished by having to drag the warden around on skis

 
Eurolpal (n) - (in American usage) a long standing acquaintance who lives on the other side of the Atlantic

bapu


Karyn (v) - the act of gafffing down a rifle so as to be assured of hitting a cowbell at 100 yards

Kareeen - the exclamation and/or retreat one makes after being shot in the bum by Karyn.

Bubbal - A long winded but humourous anecdote often featuring fantastic creatures and bizarre scenerios.

...not to be confused with the similar sounding:

Buball - A refuge or sanctuary where one can indulge in ones preferred beliefs free from fear of them being contaminated by facts or other unwelcome foriegn influences.

SteveStrummerUK


 
Prierity Treatment (n) - to be lavished with hookers and blow

Hookah - A cocktail of hookers and blow.

Janet (n) - 1. To be effervescent, 2. To be appreciative, 3. To ignore Bapu's antics

John T (n) - to be vague and posturing at the same time, a conundrum