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RE: 1st Meeting of SONAR Frank Zappa Club
2008/11/04 23:16:10
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My name is Bob and I'm a Zappaholic... Dorain Don't make me wait til tomorrow Let me love you tonight And it'll be alright btw...my python boots are too tight
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RE: 1st Meeting of SONAR Frank Zappa Club
2008/11/05 01:26:15
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The dangerous kitchen
If it aint`t one thing it`s another
In the middle of the night when you get home
The bread things are all dry `n` scratchy
The meat thing
Where the cats ate through the paper
The can things with the sharp little edges
That can cut your fingers when you`re not looking
The soft little things on the floor that you step on
They can all be DANGEROUS
Sometimes
The milk can hurt you
(If you put it on your cereal
Before you smell the plastic container)
And the stuff in the strainer
Has a mind of its own
So be very careful
In the dangerous kitchen
When the night time has fallen,
And the roaches are crawlin`
In the kitchen of danger
You can feel like a stranger
The bananaes are black
They got flies in the back
And also the chicken
In the dish with the foil
Where the cream is all clabbered
And the salad is frightful
Your return in the evening
Can be less than delightful
You must walk very careful
You must not lean against it
It can get on you clothing
It can follow you in
As you walk to the bedroom
And you take all your clothes off
While you`re sleeping
It crawls off
It gets in your bed
It could get on your face then
It could eat your complexion
You could die from the danger
Of the dangerous kitchen
Who the f**k wants to clean it?
It`s disgusting and dirty
The sponge on the drainer
Is stinky and squirty
If you squeeze it when you wipe up
What you get on your hands then
Could un-balance your glands and
Make you blind or whatever
In the dangerous kitchen
At my house tonight
And if I might inject a favorite song title- "Sinister Footwear".
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RE: 1st Meeting of SONAR Frank Zappa Club
2008/11/05 05:42:53
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And her name is
P-I-N-K-Y
P-I-N, no lie
K-Y, me-oh-my
She's $69.95
Give her a try
Love FZ. My band did quite a few tracks on our last album that were influenced by FZ, okay direct rip offs sorta. We were going to do a whole album like that, sort of a tribute to Frank, but it never happened. If ya click on the link in my signature, the track titled, "Old Hill Village" is one of those FZ tracks.
Help! I'm a rock
Help! I'm a rock
Help! I'm a rock
Help! I'm a rock
Help! I'm a cop
Help! I'm a cop
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RE: 1st Meeting of SONAR Frank Zappa Club
2008/11/05 05:56:00
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3 lines from Sy Borg -
You'll love it - looks just like a Telefunken U 47
You're plooking too hard!
Oh no, the golden shower must have shorted out his master circuit!
This is the central scrutinizer... you have just destroyed one model xqj-37 nuclear powered pan- sexual roto-plooker and you're gonna have to pay for it!
I laughed for hours listeneing to Joe's Garage.
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RE: 1st Meeting of SONAR Frank Zappa Club
2008/11/05 06:43:43
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Well I'm about to get sick From watchin' my tv Been checkin' out the news Till my eyeballs fail to see I mean to say that every day Is just another rotten mess And when it's gonna change, my friend Is anybody's guess, so i'm Watchin' and I'm waitin' Hopin' for the best Even think I'll go to prayin' Every time I hear `em sayin' There's no way to delay That trouble comin' every day No way to delay the trouble Comin' every day Wednesday I watched the riot Seen the cops out on the street Watched `em throwin' rocks & stuff & chokin' In the heat Listen to reports About the whisky passin' `round Seen the smoke & fire And the market burnin' down Watched while everybody On his street would take a turn To stomp & smash & bash & crash & slash & Bust & burn And i'm Watchin' and I'm waitin' Hopin' for the best Even think I'll go to prayin' Every time I hear `em sayin' that there's No way to delay That trouble comin' every day No way to delay That trouble comin' every day http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cpwCpUEFaDo Worryingly applicable ever since its first release.
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artsoul
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RE: 1st Meeting of SONAR Frank Zappa Club
2008/11/05 08:05:13
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My studio is called "Yellow Snow" 
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SONARtist
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RE: 1st Meeting of SONAR Frank Zappa Club
2008/11/05 09:00:36
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"Peaches in Regalia" was my first inspiration in freakyness ... man, I loved Zappa ! Thanks for the memories.
Ted
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RE: 1st Meeting of SONAR Frank Zappa Club
2008/11/05 09:07:06
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it's a pajama people special
wrap 'em up and roll 'em out
get 'em out of my way
hey, nehneh hey nehneh hey
hoy hoy hoy
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RE: 1st Meeting of SONAR Frank Zappa Club
2008/11/05 09:32:39
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THE RADIO IS BROKEN.
I have over sixty Zappa albums, on vinyl and CD, obtained in the dark days when music had to be purchased with actual money. That makes me a fan, I guess. Last one I bought was Civilization, Phaze III, by mail order. I paid with a check. There was trouble with the order, but it eventually arrived, with a handwritten note that was signed "Gail".
Fave Zappa moment: Prog rock bridge of EASY MEAT
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RE: 1st Meeting of SONAR Frank Zappa Club
2008/11/05 10:01:44
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Whoa, how did I miss this thread?
I got a great big pointed fang
Which is my Zomby Toof!
My right foot's bigger than my other one is
Like a reg'lar Zomby Hoof!
If I raid your dormitorium
Don't try to remain aloof
I might snatch you up screamin' through the window all nekkid
An' do it to you on the roof!
Don't mess with the Zomby Woof
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RE: 1st Meeting of SONAR Frank Zappa Club
2008/11/05 10:59:01
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ORIGINAL: ducatibruce2
Well I'm about to get sick
From watchin' my tv
Dang, I was going to post this one. But I prefer this version: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eJ_wSiUW2lM It has the best drum fill(s) ever.
post edited by tarsier - 2008/11/05 11:10:34
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mark s
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RE: 1st Meeting of SONAR Frank Zappa Club
2008/11/05 11:34:30
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.., you say you're life's a bum deal
and you're up against a wall,
well fella you ain't even got no kind of deal at all
'cause what they do up there in Washington,
They just take care of number one
and number one ain't you,
you ain't even number two,...
(I'm notorious among my friends for spontaneously breaking out into Zappa when the situation warrants it. Got to see him 5 times, still miss him)
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RE: 1st Meeting of SONAR Frank Zappa Club
2008/11/05 12:19:47
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ORIGINAL: mark s
.., you say you're life's a bum deal
and you're up against a wall,
well fella you ain't even got no kind of deal at all
'cause what they do up there in Washington,
They just take care of number one
and number one ain't you,
you ain't even number two,...
(I'm notorious among my friends for spontaneously breaking out into Zappa when the situation warrants it. Got to see him 5 times, still miss him)
Oh - give me a half-a dozen for the hotel room Aaiiieee
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bapu
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RE: 1st Meeting of SONAR Frank Zappa Club
2008/11/05 12:23:20
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ORIGINAL: Glennbo
ORIGINAL: Clydewinder
Stand and be recognized!
Post your name and a relevant lyric.
Brown shoes, don't make it!!!
Quit school, don't fake it. And they said it couldn't happen here. You're gonna wind up Workin' in gas station
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RE: 1st Meeting of SONAR Frank Zappa Club
2008/11/05 13:17:24
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Whoever we are
Wherever we're from
We shoulda noticed by now
Our behavior is dumb
And if our chances
Expect to improve
It's gonna take a lot more
Than tryin' to remove
The other race
Or the other whatever
From the face
Of the planet altogether
They call it THE EARTH
Which is a dumb kinda name
But they named it right
'Cause we behave the same...
*We are dumb all over*
Dumb all over,
Yes we are
Dumb all over,
Near 'n far
Dumb all over,
Black 'n white
People, we is not wrapped tight
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RE: 1st Meeting of SONAR Frank Zappa Club
2008/11/05 13:46:17
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Ugly folks, go get some cyanide
And die
Die die die die
Na-ren-nen-nen-na-ren-nen-nen
Na-ren-nen-nen-na-renna
Na-ren-nen-nen-na-ren-nen-nen
Na-renna-renna-rah
Ugly is bad
And bad is wrong
And wrong is sinful
And sin leads to eternal damnation
And hot burnin' fire
Hot burnin' fire
Hot burnin' fire
Hot burnin' fire
etc.
--Rob Admit nothing. Deny everything. Make counter-allegations.
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RE: 1st Meeting of SONAR Frank Zappa Club
2008/11/05 14:22:18
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One of my legs is shorter than the other
and both 'o my feets too long!
To thine own self be true. ~TheDane
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RE: 1st Meeting of SONAR Frank Zappa Club
2008/11/05 17:23:22
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ORIGINAL: _FP_
THE RADIO IS BROKEN. It don't work no mooOoore
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RE: 1st Meeting of SONAR Frank Zappa Club
2008/11/05 17:50:32
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Just like a penguin in bondage...Boing!
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RE: 1st Meeting of SONAR Frank Zappa Club
2008/11/05 18:08:38
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I thought I would be able to avoid this thread, but I can't. I've been a fan of Frank Zappa since a friend turned me on to "Absolutely Free" in high school. I've seen him in concert about 7 times from 1973 to 1988. I recently got the Yellow Shark Concert DVD and its fantastic. While I appreciate his bawdy sense of humor, I prefer his more complicated instrumental pieces. In light of the recent election and politics, I thought this line from the original lyrics to "Trouble Every Day" would be appropriate: Hey you know something people? I'm not black, but there's a whole lotsa times I wish I could say I'm not white.
post edited by daveny5 - 2008/11/05 18:15:30
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RE: 1st Meeting of SONAR Frank Zappa Club
2008/11/05 18:10:13
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Trouble Coming Every Day... Such a good song, and on the Roxy LP the guitar solo that connects "Son of Orange County" to "Trouble" has got to be one of the best ever. It has a clue, it goes somewhere. I think I prefer his instrumental stuff, but he has so much good stuff. I just watched the Overnite sensation/apostrophe dvd, holy crap, there is a ton of stuff in that vault. Knock the little jockeys off the rich peoples lawns and before they get up, I'll be gone
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JayJayVee
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RE: 1st Meeting of SONAR Frank Zappa Club
2008/11/05 18:34:42
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What is on the Overnight Sensation/Apostrophe DVD? Is it studio footage or concert footage or what? I didn't know there was a DVD out of that.....
I have the Baby Snakes DVD. You want to see some mind-blowing claymation video, check out that DVD.
JV
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RE: 1st Meeting of SONAR Frank Zappa Club
2008/11/05 18:40:35
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O. K.
Billy the Mountain
Evelyn the modified dog
Is that a real poncho or a Sears poncho?
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LLP
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RE: 1st Meeting of SONAR Frank Zappa Club
2008/11/05 19:22:27
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ORIGINAL: JayJayVee
What is on the Overnight Sensation/Apostrophe DVD? Is it studio footage or concert footage or what? I didn't know there was a DVD out of that.....
I have the Baby Snakes DVD. You want to see some mind-blowing claymation video, check out that DVD.
JV
It's one of those Classic Albums DVDs. Link I have this one, it's really good.
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RE: 1st Meeting of SONAR Frank Zappa Club
2008/11/05 19:46:17
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All the way
Thats the way they go
Every day
And none of their mamas ever seem to know
Hip-hip-hooray
For all the class they show...
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mrfitz
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RE: 1st Meeting of SONAR Frank Zappa Club
2008/11/05 20:02:31
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ORIGINAL: JayJayVee
What is on the Overnight Sensation/Apostrophe DVD? Is it studio footage or concert footage or what? I didn't know there was a DVD out of that.....
I have the Baby Snakes DVD. You want to see some mind-blowing claymation video, check out that DVD.
JV
It's mostly Dweezil and folks involved with the recording talking about it (I don't think I knew that was the Ikettes - Tina Turner - doing the female backing vocals on Overnite Sensation). Ruth Underwood has some good stuff. There's also some footage from the Roxy. I thought it was enlightening.
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RE: 1st Meeting of SONAR Frank Zappa Club
2008/11/05 20:26:19
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Anything with Zircon encrusted tweezers....lol
Going to Montana soon....gonna be a mental toss flycoon.
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RE: 1st Meeting of SONAR Frank Zappa Club
2008/11/05 20:27:12
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There's a big dilemma
About my big leg emma, uh-huh, oh yeah
There's a big dilemma
About my big leg emma, uh-huh, oh yeah
She was my steady date
Until she put on weight
There's a big dilemma
About my big leg emma, uh-huh, oh yeah
There's a big dilemma
About my big leg emma, uh-huh, oh yeah
She used to knock me out
Until her face broke out
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RE: 1st Meeting of SONAR Frank Zappa Club
2008/11/05 21:31:35
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Oh No Oh no I don't believe it You say that you think you know The meaning of love You say love is all we need You say With your love you can change All of the fools All of the hate I think you're probably Out to lunch Oh no I don't believe it You say that you think you know The meaning of love Do you really think it can be told? You say that you really know I think You should check it again How can you say What you believe Will be the key to a World of love? All your love - Will it save me? All your love - Will it save the world From what we can't understand Oh no I don't believe it Who Needs the Peace Corps? What's there to live for? Who needs the peace corps? Think I'll just DROP OUT I'll go to Frisco Buy a wig & sleep On Owsley's floor Walked past the wig store Danced at the Fillmore I'm completely stoned I'm hippy & I'm trippy I'm a gypsy on my own I'll stay a week & get the crabs & Take a bus back home I'm really just a phony But forgive me 'Cause I'm stoned Every town must have a place Where phony hippies meet Psychedelic dungeons Popping up every street GO TO SAN FRANCISCO How I love ya, How I love ya How I love ya, How I love ya Frisco! How I love ya, How I love ya How I love ya, How I love ya Oh, my hair is getting good in the back! Every town must have a place Where phony hippies meet Psychedelic dungeons Popping up on every street GO TO SAN FRANCISCO... Hotcha! First I'll buy some beads And then perhaps a leather band To go around my head Some feathers and bells And a book of Indian lore I will ask the Chamber Of Commerce How to get to Haight Street And smoke an awful lot of dope I will wander around barefoot I will have a psychedelic gleam in my eye at all times I will love everyone I will love the police as they kick the **** out of me on the street I will sleep... I will, I will go to a house That's, that's what I will do I will go to a house Where there's a rock and roll band 'Cause the groups all live together And I will join a rock & roll band I will be their road manager And I will stay there with them And I will get the crabs But I won't care What's The Ugliest Part Of Your Body? What's the ugliest Part of your body? What's the ugliest Part of your body? Some say your nose Some say your toes But I think it's YOUR MIND I think it's your mind, woo woo
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