3 reasons why you should count to 11 before trimming your nose hair.

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2013/04/26 00:25:55 (permalink)

3 reasons why you should count to 11 before trimming your nose hair.

1.  Because it would make this post make sense.

2.  Because it would make this thread make sense.

3.  Because I am advising you to do it, and if you do, then what I have written here, will make sense.

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    sharke
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    Re:3 reasons why you should count to 11 before trimming your nose hair. 2013/04/26 01:02:03 (permalink)
    I just pluck mine out with my thumb and forefinger. Nobody's ever told me you shouldn't, so I continue to do it. 

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    Re:3 reasons why you should count to 11 before trimming your nose hair. 2013/04/26 03:20:43 (permalink)

    I don't get it 

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    Re:3 reasons why you should count to 11 before trimming your nose hair. 2013/04/26 03:45:30 (permalink)
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    I don't get it 


    Forget it, it makes no sense.  In other news:  Let me tell you what kind of trouble I will be in, if my butt isn't awake @ 8 am.

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    Re:3 reasons why you should count to 11 before trimming your nose hair. 2013/04/26 09:06:38 (permalink)
     Are you counting them first ? :)

      My method is as follows: 

     I think I use a similar method to sharke... Yank out three or four at a time, followed by a little bathroom dance and nose rub all in one, then an especially long clearing of the nasal passages. The I turn it inside out to make sure I got em all........ I can send pics if you want... if you're over 21.

      

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    Re:3 reasons why you should count to 11 before trimming your nose hair. 2013/04/26 09:13:14 (permalink)
    I just pluck mine out with my thumb and forefinger. Nobody's ever told me you shouldn't, so I continue to do it.

     
    +1, ear hair too.
     
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    Re:3 reasons why you should count to 11 before trimming your nose hair. 2013/04/26 12:35:34 (permalink)
    I just shove a scissor up there and start snipping.....

    Most of the time, that does end well.

    Same thing with the ears.... 

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    Re:3 reasons why you should count to 11 before trimming your nose hair. 2013/04/26 12:43:15 (permalink)
    Shoving scissors in ear and nose?

    Hmmm.......sounds painful.

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    Re:3 reasons why you should count to 11 before trimming your nose hair. 2013/04/26 12:44:05 (permalink)
    I did have a nose hair trimmer at one time but I'm just too ticklish to use it. 

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    Re:3 reasons why you should count to 11 before trimming your nose hair. 2013/04/26 13:08:39 (permalink)
    If you let your nose hairs grow long enough, you can use them as a comb over...

     
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    Re:3 reasons why you should count to 11 before trimming your nose hair. 2013/04/26 14:02:39 (permalink)
    wowzers!!  only 3 hours of sleep..   and if I nap now, I will totally screw up my schedule.

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    Re:3 reasons why you should count to 11 before trimming your nose hair. 2013/04/26 14:04:48 (permalink)
    If I see a person who needs their nose hair trimmed, does this mean they can't count?

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    Re:3 reasons why you should count to 11 before trimming your nose hair. 2013/04/26 23:22:57 (permalink)
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    I just pluck mine out with my thumb and forefinger. Nobody's ever told me you shouldn't, so I continue to do it. 

    Only thing to watch out for is a staph infection. Not that it will happen, but it is possible and happened to me in the 90s.

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    Re:3 reasons why you should count to 11 before trimming your nose hair. 2013/04/26 23:30:33 (permalink)




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    Re:3 reasons why you should count to 11 before trimming your nose hair. 2013/04/27 02:14:07 (permalink)
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    I just pluck mine out with my thumb and forefinger. Nobody's ever told me you shouldn't, so I continue to do it.

     
    +1, ear hair too.
     
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    Re:3 reasons why you should count to 11 before trimming your nose hair. 2013/04/27 03:04:12 (permalink)
    Actually, I'm surprised just how well this thread has done.  Perhaps we can do a sequel... in a year or so.

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    Re:3 reasons why you should count to 11 before trimming your nose hair. 2013/04/27 03:22:48 (permalink)

     
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    Re:3 reasons why you should count to 11 before trimming your nose hair. 2013/04/27 09:27:11 (permalink)
    I will add nothing to this thread by commenting.


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    Re:3 reasons why you should count to 11 before trimming your nose hair. 2013/04/27 09:55:14 (permalink)
    I dunno....personally, removing nasal hair and ear hair should be as mandatory as a woman shaving under her arms and legs. I just yelled at a friend of mine the other day for having so much nasal hair, it was a wonder he could even breathe. God bless any of you who can tweeze those...my eyes tear up soo bad I could never do that. I got a little machine....push the button, done in 15 seconds. You breathe better, you sleep better, you look better and it's just the right thing to do. Just don't go too crazy with this as those little cilia are good at keeping you from getting sick. :) But for God sake, if you can see them, please remove them! So for me...I never count to 11, I reach for the tool and remove those lil suckers.

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    Re:3 reasons why you should count to 11 before trimming your nose hair. 2013/04/27 11:43:26 (permalink)
    +1 for women shaving under arms and legs...but as for "down there," I really wish they wouldn't. To me that just looks weird, as if they'd shaved their eyebrows off. Trim, yes. Landing strip, yes. Completely bald? Call me old fashioned but....

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    Re:3 reasons why you should count to 11 before trimming your nose hair. 2013/04/27 11:47:33 (permalink)
    but as for "down there,"

     
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    Re:3 reasons why you should count to 11 before trimming your nose hair. 2013/04/27 11:53:42 (permalink)



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    Re:3 reasons why you should count to 11 before trimming your nose hair. 2013/04/27 14:31:48 (permalink)
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    God bless any of you who can tweeze those...

    You get used to it. I remember the first couple of times, just pulling one out was a nightmare. Now I can grab a whole bunch at once and I hardly feel a thing.

    I'm 6'3", so it's simple curtesy, otherwise pretty much every one would be exposed to that fuzzy stuff, starting w/ my barley 5'2" wife.


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    Re:3 reasons why you should count to 11 before trimming your nose hair. 2013/04/27 17:51:17 (permalink)
    If I've got a few long 'uns I just tread on them while I'm out walking.
     
    That normally gets the worst ones, if they are not long enough to reach the ground they don't normally bother me.

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    Re:3 reasons why you should count to 11 before trimming your nose hair. 2013/04/27 20:57:12 (permalink)
    A trimming alternative?


     
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