'Skintland'

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2014/02/13 08:20:32 (permalink)

'Skintland'

You may or may not know that Scotland is voting in September to become independent (or not) from the rest of Britain. The pessimists feel place names may need to be changed if they get a 'yes'.
 


 
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    Re: 'Skintland' 2014/02/13 08:28:22 (permalink)
    Look on the positive side James.  Unemployment in the north of England will fall to ZERO as we rush to rebuild Hadrian's  wall. 

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    Re: 'Skintland' 2014/02/13 08:43:49 (permalink)
    Well, most of Scotland is already under water anyway, so why not finish the job? 

     
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    Re: 'Skintland' 2014/02/13 08:44:38 (permalink)
    Craigb, didn't you see Gremlins?
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    Re: 'Skintland' 2014/02/13 08:51:18 (permalink)
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    Craigb, didn't you see Gremlins?



    They don't taste like chicken, do they?

     
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    Re: 'Skintland' 2014/02/13 09:41:40 (permalink)
    Did you know that Hadrian's Wall was built to stop all the empties rolling into England?

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    Re: 'Skintland' 2014/02/13 10:11:23 (permalink)
    Grzylyrg tried that once. To become independent from the universe. But verse two was created.
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    Re: 'Skintland' 2014/02/13 10:46:18 (permalink)
     
    Do you want repatriating James?
     
    I heard it's fairly painless now, and once the bandages come off, you're expected to be up and walking without a sporran in 3 to 4 weeks.
     
    Hoots mon deep-friend Mars Bar och aye the noo etc...
     
     
     

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    Re: 'Skintland' 2014/02/13 12:55:00 (permalink)
    craigb
    Well, most of Scotland is already under water anyway, so why not finish the job? 




    You should see Englandshire at the moment...

     
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    Re: 'Skintland' 2014/02/13 14:32:18 (permalink)
    If Scartland voutes yar will you still be allowed on these forums?
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    Re: 'Skintland' 2014/02/13 14:48:48 (permalink)
    bapu
    If Scartland voutes yar will you still be allowed on these forums?




    Oh yes, no problem.
     
    Until the electricity goes off.
     
    Which will be about 2 weeks after the vote.

     
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    Re: 'Skintland' 2014/02/13 14:50:11 (permalink)
    SteveStrummerUK
     
    Do you want repatriating James?
     
    I heard it's fairly painless now, and once the bandages come off, you're expected to be up and walking without a sporran in 3 to 4 weeks.
     
    Hoots mon deep-friend Mars Bar och aye the noo etc...
     
     
     




    Will I stop asking Ken what I mean?

     
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    Re: 'Skintland' 2014/02/13 16:04:52 (permalink)
    While we're at it, we should re-draw the boundary just below Middlesbrough and give 'em all that's above it too. The  only purpose of those places is to make the Scots think England is a bit of a dump in the hope that they will turn round and go back home, so we won't need it any more.
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    Re: 'Skintland' 2014/02/13 16:11:21 (permalink)
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    bapu
    If Scartland voutes yar will you still be allowed on these forums?




    Oh yes, no problem.
     
    Until the electricity goes off.
     
    Which will be about 2 weeks after the vote.


    Wow, you guys have a two weeks supply on hand at all times?
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    Re: 'Skintland' 2014/02/13 16:47:30 (permalink)
     
    On a serious note, supposing Scotland does become independent, how does that affect you mate?
     
    Some questions:
    1. I'm assuming you'll remain a British citizen, so would you then be living and working in a foreign country for all intents and purposes?
    2. If you plan to stay there, could you adopt citizenship.
    3. Do you get a vote in the upcoming referendum?
    4. Will you get full voting rights in Scotland by residency, or will you still be entitled to vote in the UK?
    5. Whatever happens, can we still have all your delicious oil
     
     

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    Re: 'Skintland' 2014/02/13 17:36:17 (permalink)
    SteveStrummerUK
    1. Whatever happens, can we still have all your delicious oil
     

    Oil shmoil, whatever happens I'll still want tracks. 
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    Re: 'Skintland' 2014/02/13 17:52:23 (permalink)
    I just want to know what impact this could have on the world's Scotch supplies...

     
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    Re: 'Skintland' 2014/02/13 21:52:31 (permalink)
    paulo
    While we're at it, we should re-draw the boundary just below Middlesbrough and give 'em all that's above it too. The  only purpose of those places is to make the Scots think England is a bit of a dump in the hope that they will turn round and go back home, so we won't need it any more.




    Well I hope you're not including beautiful sunny Newcastle in that.
     


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    Re: 'Skintland' 2014/02/13 23:49:18 (permalink)
    If they vote no can we reinstate that verse in the national anthem about crushing rebellious Scots?
     
    And Alex Salmond and Nicola Sturgeon sound fishy to me.

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    Re: 'Skintland' 2014/02/14 02:34:22 (permalink)
    Glyn Barnes
    If they vote no can we reinstate that verse in the national anthem about crushing rebellious Scots?


     
     
    Arrghhhh........... the Scots are revolting
     

     
     

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    Re: 'Skintland' 2014/02/14 02:52:11 (permalink)
    SteveStrummerUK
     
    On a serious note, supposing Scotland does become independent, how does that affect you mate?
     
    Some questions:
    1. I'm assuming you'll remain a British citizen, so would you then be living and working in a foreign country for all intents and purposes?
    2. If you plan to stay there, could you adopt citizenship.
    3. Do you get a vote in the upcoming referendum?
    4. Will you get full voting rights in Scotland by residency, or will you still be entitled to vote in the UK?
    5. Whatever happens, can we still have all your delicious oil
     
     




    I certainly get a vote in the referendum mate, that's the only question I can answer with any certainty.
     
    If Scotland want a resounding 'YES' though, they've missed a trick.
     
    They should have let the English vote.

     
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    Re: 'Skintland' 2014/02/14 03:34:38 (permalink)
    Glyn Barnes
    Another thing to consider
    http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/magazine-25205017




    Being technically pedantic , it's 'Union Flag'. It's only 'Union Jack' when it's on a ship.

     
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    Re: 'Skintland' 2014/02/14 07:00:32 (permalink)
    still, you'll save about €10 on your CW upgrades...

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    Re: 'Skintland' 2014/02/14 09:56:31 (permalink)
    craigb
    I just want to know what impact this could have on the world's Scotch supplies...


    And Scotch tape.

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    Re: 'Skintland' 2014/02/14 10:26:25 (permalink)
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    I just want to know what impact this could have on the world's Scotch supplies...


    And Scotch tape.


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    Re: 'Skintland' 2014/02/14 18:25:41 (permalink)
    What's the difference between a Scotsman and the Rolling Stones?
     
    The Rolling Stones sang "Hey you, get off of my cloud!" while the Scotsman says "Hey McCloud, get off of my ewe!"

     
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    Re: 'Skintland' 2014/02/14 19:49:24 (permalink)
     
    I'm just watching a program about Scottish independence on the BBC News Channel, and it looks like your TV Licence is going to go up!

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    Re: 'Skintland' 2014/02/15 08:59:56 (permalink)
    SteveStrummerUK
     
    I'm just watching a program about Scottish independence on the BBC News Channel, and it looks like your TV Licence is going to go up!




    Not as long as me dear old Mum is in the granny flat it ain't.

     
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    Re: 'Skintland' 2014/02/15 13:29:34 (permalink)
    It's fun to have a laugh but this is serious stuff. If Scotland goes then Quebec will be all charged up and want another go here. To keep them on board we'll give them even more special status goodies. If there's a split there'll be tears. Good luck U.K.

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