Being the cover master...can you please do a cover of my song "Steve Vai is a Chump"? The song has gotten old and stale and needs a new perspective!

Actually, it was all done in Reason (When I first got reason...So I was effin around to figure out how to use it. It was also the 8th project I had done at the time....which is why the description embedded in the file is Reason 8) So...that is not a guitar...but a synth. But...it needs some new life....yes?

I would actually be happy just to give you the song and see what you do with it. I can remove the synth and just leave the bass and drums for you to do your thing to....if interested.

Actually...I am coming up on needing a solo for a couple tunes.....and...well....I am about to start shopping around the idea of someone here doing the lead parts. I'm aiming for an AC/DC meets Neil Young type playing. Do you do that type of thing?

I'm aiming for an AC/DC meets Neil Young type playing.

Thaaaaats what I thought....ok so back to the games as usual......

sure I do pal. I wanna use my Vsampler connected to a power soak then the signal overdriven by a toaster oven type thing. You know the sound? I think it will work nicely for an Angus/Neil type crossover. I will of course also be using my windjammer Kazoo for the tricky parts and if you dont mind I would like to invite Amett Zappa or Dweezil for that matter to sound the foghorn for my signiture riffs and any anouncing that may need to be done.

OK pal I love you very very much.
Mark

(and juuuust when I thought I would see some value in you....poof back down to a nice negitive overdrawn balance in the wink of my brown-star)
Quick thought though ol' twit-boy...lets leave the songs forum with some dignity and keep this crap in the coffee house. I dont really like the whole "lets act like buffons" here in this (for the most part) serious section of the forum. Really...no joke...I am sure even you can muster some decency and find value in the idea. Right? Or am I shooting to high with regard to your ability to show a smidge of respect?

AC/DC type raw Neil Young feel. Raw ripped out guitar. I am hoping to find someone on these forums to help me acheive a balls to the wall type solo for the end. That makes me think of an AC/DC or Neil Young type of thing. And two people came to mind...you and Jeff.

eh-hem...I could qualify for such a task

I am sorry Lee I guess I am not as intuitive as I thought. You cant really blame me though...for doubting the authenticity of your request. I am very pleased that I was wrong I will gladly say. So there it is ...I would be thankful if my jadded outlook to your posts were forgotten and my apology accepted. (and thanks for the compliment...)
So....I would be glad to be involved. Would you send me a copy of the song as is and one without whatever leads you want replaced. I also play keys and bass and other stuff if there is a thought you may want some new ideas in those areas, however the rhythm section sounds like it is as it should be. Maybe some funky slapping or something?? Let me know in some detail what you would like to see as the end result if you have any thoughts there. If you want some other ears to just dig in blind with some new ideas that is cool too.
send to mcolquitt@gmail.com ....that is my new primary email.....and again I am glad to help in any way you like
Mark

Aren't there plugins that slow or speed audio without changing pitch?

SONAR's groove clips will increase speed according to tempo change. Cut the audio into loops and speed up to taste.