Mooch4056
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A Presley at Mooch's Wedding?
I went to an outdoor concert tonight .....some band called Bopology was playing Sinatra and what not ...
The chosens ones mother was there ..... And she is all excited to introduce me to her friend....Patsy .....Patsy Presley ...first cousin of Elvis
So I come up with the brilliant question ..."did you get to go into Graceland before he passed"
Oh yeah all the time she said.....to visit my aunt
So now tomorrow I have breakfast with my future mother in law ....who is frineds with this woman ....and I am gonna make sure she gets an invite to the wedding
If a Presley is at this wedding then you know this marriage was meant to be and from God
If inviting a Presley to my wedding just cuz they are a Presley is wrong ..... Then I don't want to be right .
Maybe I shouldn't introduce her to Bapu if she goes to the wedding though .....he might "ruin" it
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Re:A Presley at Mooch's Wedding?
2012/07/26 23:39:37
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So when Bapu shows up dressed like Elvis, do you think she'll be offended or appreciative of the effort?
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Re:A Presley at Mooch's Wedding?
2012/07/26 23:51:55
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craigb
So when Bapu shows up dressed like Elvis, do you think she'll be offended or appreciative of the effort?
Ya....this is what I mean ....i need a plan concerning Bapu in regards to a Presley
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Re:A Presley at Mooch's Wedding?
2012/07/26 23:52:33
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Alright! It's gonna be a rockin' wedding.
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Re:A Presley at Mooch's Wedding?
2012/07/26 23:56:49
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Mooch4056
craigb
So when Bapu shows up dressed like Elvis, do you think she'll be offended or appreciative of the effort?
Ya....this is what I mean ....i need a plan concerning Bapu in regards to a Presley
Have one of the ushers keep an eye on Bapu. Every time he start to get too close to Ms. Presley, the usher gets a waiter to intercept Bapu with a tray full of becan covered cocktail wieners or Chicago dogs. Simples.
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Re:A Presley at Mooch's Wedding?
2012/07/27 00:18:11
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Bapu + Presley = Hound Dog
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Re:A Presley at Mooch's Wedding?
2012/07/27 09:52:23
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I will ask her if she's gotta HOUND DOG.
Would that make me a bad person?
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Re:A Presley at Mooch's Wedding?
2012/07/27 10:10:01
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bapu
I will ask her if she's gotta HOUND DOG.
Would that make me a bad person?
well no, that wouldn't. 
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Re:A Presley at Mooch's Wedding?
2012/07/27 10:12:20
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Re:A Presley at Mooch's Wedding?
2012/07/27 10:25:46
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Re:A Presley at Mooch's Wedding?
2012/07/27 10:39:03
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Mooch,
I'm not sure why having the second cousin thrice removed of Elvis at your wedding is important to you.
I already RSVP'd and said I gotta HOUND DOG.*
*Seriously, they had a box to check if you gotta HOUND DOG.
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Re:A Presley at Mooch's Wedding?
2012/07/27 10:46:08
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For what it's worth, if you've never been
to Graceland you may get a kick out of it.
I did. I've never been an Elvis fan but was in the
neighborhood so took the tour.
I guess what I got out of it other than the time machine
effect was thinking- I bet I would have enjoyed partying
with him and I don't mean the drugs or whisky...his home
just seemed to give off the energy of him enjoying a lot
of good times doing stuff.
I guess the strangest thing I saw was the bed in the Lisa Maria...
it had a seatbelt....er bedbelt...not quite sure how that would
workout. Thought you may give that one some thought Mooch.
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Re:A Presley at Mooch's Wedding?
2012/07/27 11:37:46
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I went to Graceland to see Elvis, but they wouldn't let me in with my shovel...
Time for all of you to head over to Beyond My DAW!
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Re:A Presley at Mooch's Wedding?
2012/07/27 12:11:24
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bapu
Mooch,
I'm not sure why having the second cousin thrice removed of Elvis at your wedding is important to you.
I already RSVP'd and said I gotta HOUND DOG.*
*Seriously, they had a box to check if you gotta HOUND DOG.
but I told you that I can't go.
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Re:A Presley at Mooch's Wedding?
2012/07/27 12:12:42
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bapu
Mooch,
I'm not sure why having the second cousin thrice removed of Elvis at your wedding is important to you.
I already RSVP'd and said I gotta HOUND DOG.*
*Seriously, they had a box to check if you gotta HOUND DOG.
but I told you that I can't go.
DOH!!!
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Re:A Presley at Mooch's Wedding?
2012/07/27 12:35:09
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So last night. Liz was yelling at me that I could not invite Patsy just becuase she was a Presley. (first cousin Bapu not three times removed like you think she was a regular guest at Graceland and was at the funeral)
Anyway ....I have no shame in inviting her.....after all she is a friend of my mother in law to be....
Liz (the chosen one) disagrees but kinda laughs and plays along ...only I ain't playing .
So at breakfast we are talking about throwing away stuff when one moves and my future mother in law says when she moved she threw away articles from when Elvis died.....but ended up giving most of them to patsy Presley
That's my cue....
Patsy is coming to the wedding right? We got to invite her.....the whole table of my mother in laws friends roars with laughter....
Then the mother in law goes on to say we can't invite her just cuz she's a Presley .... Like mother like daughter right?
Ok ....there are how many days before August 25th ....and my mission is to get the mother in law to bring pasty to the wedding
( insert theme music here)
This will be accomplished some how .... I dunno how ....I'll take suggestions
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Re:A Presley at Mooch's Wedding?
2012/07/27 12:55:48
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Mooch4056
This will be accomplished some how .... I dunno how ....I'll take suggestions Tell them Bapu's gotta HOUND DOG?
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Re:A Presley at Mooch's Wedding?
2012/07/27 13:10:21
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bapu
Mooch4056
This will be accomplished some how .... I dunno how ....I'll take suggestions
Tell them Bapu's gotta HOUND DOG?
I need good ideas Bapu....good ones.....try harder Bapu try harder
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Re:A Presley at Mooch's Wedding?
2012/07/27 13:12:15
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OK, tell them NO ONE will do the chicken dance at the reception unless Patsy Presley there.
And ask; what's a wedding reception without the chicken dance?
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Re:A Presley at Mooch's Wedding?
2012/07/27 13:15:50
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Mooch4056
my mission is to get the mother in law to bring pasty to the wedding
No problem, she could park the Rolls Cornish right outside Greggs.
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Re:A Presley at Mooch's Wedding?
2012/07/27 13:18:06
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I'm a patsy
(for Mooch's put downs)
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Re:A Presley at Mooch's Wedding?
2012/07/27 13:23:36
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Mooch,
Tell the ladies (that apparently rule your life today) that if you can't have Patsy at the wedding I'm gonna do two 40 minutes sets at the reception.
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Re:A Presley at Mooch's Wedding?
2012/07/27 13:25:42
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bapu
Mooch,
Tell the ladies (that apparently rule your life today) that if you can't have Patsy at the wedding I'm gonna do two 40 minutes sets at the reception.
It would work if they knew you ....but they don't
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Re:A Presley at Mooch's Wedding?
2012/07/27 13:35:18
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Mooch4056
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Re:A Presley at Mooch's Wedding?
2012/07/27 13:47:32
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From Now On Call Me Conquistador!
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Re:A Presley at Mooch's Wedding?
2012/07/27 14:45:35
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Tell the Chosen One that you don't think Patsy should be invited to the wedding and give a dumb reason. She'll then make sure that she does. Simples.
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Re:A Presley at Mooch's Wedding?
2012/07/27 15:02:39
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Make sure Patsy isn't just using her name to get an invite to the Mooch wedding.
You're bound to get all sorts of interlopers and hangers on because of who YOU are.
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Re:A Presley at Mooch's Wedding?
2012/07/27 15:05:22
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Jonbouy has the right of it.
Mooch, you're kind of a big deal around here!
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Re:A Presley at Mooch's Wedding?
2012/07/27 16:37:10
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bapu
Jonbouy has the right of it.
Mooch, you're kind of a big deal around here!
Its easier for you to come up with someone brilliant than to try to "trick" me.....trust me on this
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Re:A Presley at Mooch's Wedding?
2012/07/27 17:25:24
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Mooch4056
bapu
Mooch,
Tell the ladies (that apparently rule your life today) that if you can't have Patsy at the wedding I'm gonna do two 40 minutes sets at the reception.
It would work if they knew you ....but they don't
Mebee you have some 'splain' to do?
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