noldar12
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A Question on Bouy Fees and Fees in General
I have come to realize that I need to massively increase my fees. Fees like:
Idle fee
Wasting time fee
Break time fee
Fixing computer fee
Non-production fee
Handling fee
Glove fee for the handling fee
Excessive handling fee
Haz mat fee for excessive handling fee (particularly for handling extra Am)
And numerous others.
But, two fees confuse me since I am not on the correct side of the pond:
How much is a nicely excessive: fee fi fo fum fee?
And more important what about the last half of that fee: the smelling the blood of an Englishman fee?
As I said those fees have me baffled. I would think that the "blood" fee would be the highest, as that could involve extra safe handling fees, glove fees, excessive haz mat fees, putting oneself at risk fees, etc.
Any help would be appreciated (am guessing a "being helpful" fee might be required, but am hoping [perhaps foolishly] not.
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Jonbouy
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Re:A Question on Bouy Fees and Fees in General
2012/08/08 20:34:56
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The thing to remember when assesing Bouy Fees is to always freely give everything you have.
It's the only way I can guarantee you will get the best value.
I can't say fairer than that.
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noldar12
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Re:A Question on Bouy Fees and Fees in General
2012/08/08 21:42:07
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<serious comment> Freely giving is a good thing. <not so serious comment> Hmm, marketing (scam) idea: <announcer's voice> "Now, for a limited time only, all tunes are free. Yes, that's right, free. Take advantage of this special opportunity. Indeed, its worth saying again: FREE!!! Don't miss this once in the next three hours chance. Never to be repeated (<small print>: within the next 10 days). <super extra small print> To obtain each free song, a small handling fee of $145,576,689,175,371 will apply.
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Re:A Question on Bouy Fees and Fees in General
2012/08/08 22:35:36
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Don't forget the Oxygen License--We have to pay that as long a we're breathing.
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Re:A Question on Bouy Fees and Fees in General
2012/08/08 23:47:38
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The other thing about Bouy fees is there's a extra one for very long freds.
I myself have a FSF here in the coffee house.
I owe the Bouy all that I have plus all that I'll make, FOREVER and a day.
I've decided that I'd rather owe it to him than cheat him out of it.
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Re:A Question on Bouy Fees and Fees in General
2012/08/08 23:51:12
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bapu
The other thing about Bouy fees is there's a extra one for very long freds.
I myself have a FSF here in the coffee house.
I owe the Bouy all that I have plus all that I'll make, FOREVER and a day.
I've decided that I'd rather owe it to him than cheat him out of it.
Do you have to pay for the deleted posts?
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Re:A Question on Bouy Fees and Fees in General
2012/08/08 23:55:09
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Old55
bapu
The other thing about Bouy fees is there's a extra one for very long freds.
I myself have a FSF here in the coffee house.
I owe the Bouy all that I have plus all that I'll make, FOREVER and a day.
I've decided that I'd rather owe it to him than cheat him out of it.
Do you have to pay for the deleted posts?
Now I'll have to earn 3 more days pay after FOREVER just because you brought that up. Thanks buddy.
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Re:A Question on Bouy Fees and Fees in General
2012/08/09 00:00:51
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bapu
Old55
bapu
The other thing about Bouy fees is there's a extra one for very long freds.
I myself have a FSF here in the coffee house.
I owe the Bouy all that I have plus all that I'll make, FOREVER and a day.
I've decided that I'd rather owe it to him than cheat him out of it.
Do you have to pay for the deleted posts?
Now I'll have to earn 3 more days pay after FOREVER just because you brought that up. Thanks buddy.
I was hoping you'd get a rebate or a discount. Sorry.
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noldar12
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Re:A Question on Bouy Fees and Fees in General
2012/08/09 02:13:59
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Yes, the special "discount fee":
We will offer a special -100% deduction of all fees for an unlimited time only!
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Jonbouy
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Re:A Question on Bouy Fees and Fees in General
2012/08/09 05:18:30
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noldar12
Yes, the special "discount fee":
We will offer a special -100% deduction of all fees for an unlimited time only!
I have a best price policy in place which states that if you can find anything cheaper elsewhere I'll gladly charge twice the difference. Guaranteed!!!
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Re:A Question on Bouy Fees and Fees in General
2012/08/09 09:02:09
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Jonbouy
noldar12
Yes, the special "discount fee":
We will offer a special -100% deduction of all fees for an unlimited time only!
I have a best price policy in place which states that if you can find anything cheaper elsewhere I'll gladly charge twice the difference.
Guaranteed!!!
THIS, is where the smelling the blood of an Englishman fee comes into play. I doubt it would get any fairer than that.
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Re:A Question on Bouy Fees and Fees in General
2012/08/09 10:51:07
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I don't own jonbouy nothin man!! Zip.
I do know that my Chicago teachers pension is going well and I get something like 40k a year starting after I am dead....so I got that going for me ...which is nice
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Re:A Question on Bouy Fees and Fees in General
2012/08/09 10:54:49
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Mooch4056
I don't own jonbouy nothin man!! Zip.
That just means one of two things: 1. You've thrown away the invoices - unopened 2. Your change of address has not taken effect for international mailings
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Re:A Question on Bouy Fees and Fees in General
2012/08/09 11:04:07
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Mooch4056
I don't own jonbouy nothin man!! Zip.
That just means one of two things:
1. You've thrown away the invoices - unopened
2. Your change of address has not taken effect for international mailings
I thought he was denying that he owned johnbouy nothing man!!!? (I always thought of him as johnbouy friendly man!!!) 
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Re:A Question on Bouy Fees and Fees in General
2012/08/09 11:36:19
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Re:A Question on Bouy Fees and Fees in General
2012/08/09 11:37:30
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Sorry man...after taxes theres nothing left for fees.
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noldar12
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Re:A Question on Bouy Fees and Fees in General
2012/08/09 15:49:42
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Well, in case you were wondering: All thumbs tax: same cost as the head ache fee for hitting wrong notes when trying any instrument (triple for every Am played). Taxing the listeners tax: playing for more than 30 seconds. Noise polution tax: charged per note played. Screeching tax: by note, when trying to learn how to use a violin bow. Tacky tax: playing overplayed substandards or riffs. Extreme tacky tax: playing overplayed substandards or riffs badly. Taxing tax: for insisting the owner/store employees actually do something that is helpful, thereby requiring them to make an effort. Excessive verbage tax: charged per word, demanding owner/store employees say something other than: "Huh?"; "Nope"; "Dunno"; or in a certain other country: "Eh?". Software knowledge tax: asking for a comment other than: "Protuuls is indstry s'durd." Trax tax: for recording in the attached recording studio. Charged per 5 seconds, per track. Stereo track charge is double the mono track charge.
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Re:A Question on Bouy Fees and Fees in General
2012/08/09 16:31:50
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noldar12
Stereo track charge is double the mono track charge. Just in case you missed the brew-ha-ha a few weeks back. Mooch knows the difference between stereo and mono. I apparently DO NOT. Nuff said.
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Re:A Question on Bouy Fees and Fees in General
2012/08/09 18:51:46
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There's always the Fee Waybill.
In case you go down the tubes.
Not sure that came out right.
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Jonbouy
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Re:A Question on Bouy Fees and Fees in General
2012/08/09 19:06:07
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Mooch4056
I don't own jonbouy nothin man!! Zip.
See? Mooch is an example of someone paying his fees on time. Bapu take note.
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Re:A Question on Bouy Fees and Fees in General
2012/08/09 19:07:52
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noldar12
Tacky tax: playing overplayed substandards or riffs.
Extreme tacky tax: playing overplayed substandards or riffs badly.
Bapu take note again.
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