A simple mindblowing test

Well it's not that mindblowing. Or maybe it was for about 5 seconds, but the more I thought about it, the more it seems that those are the ones that most people would pick, regardless of whether or not they'd just done the arithmetic...confused? Well here you go....
 
http://www.viralnova.com/neat-test/

Black Smart Tool... Abnormal again.

Only a carpenter would think of a hammer as a tool. I was raised in the Ikea generation. The only tool you need is a screwdriver and some weird connectors, one of which is always missing.
 
Red? Really? What about seafoam or fawn?

I'm ashamed to admit that my answer was not g-rated. 

My answer wasn't red. That's not surprising since I never think of red first. A deep royal blue or an eye-piercingly bright lime green are my typical first choices for color. The tool part is a little embarrassing. My first thought was of a brain. Not mine, of course. I was thinking of useful tools. It was in a jar and it was blue with lime green squiggly lines running through it. After I thought of that, I immediately wanted to take it back. How stupid could I be? Obviously, the correct answer would have been Tool (the band).
 
I demand a retest. (Hush, Abby. I'll get to you in a minute. This is important. Just soak in your formaldehyde for a bit longer.)

Reminds me of a bit of dialog from The Big Bang Theory, in which Sheldon guesses that someone's name is Mohammed Lee, based on the assumption that Mohammed is the most common first name in the world, and Lee the most common surname.
 
In reality, there are probably very few people named Mohammed Lee. Similarly, there are few red hammers. Axes on fire trucks, but not many hammers. Red is just the most likely color to pick out of the air, and a hammer is the most common tool everyone's likely to have used.
 
Quick, name a musical key.

jamesg1213
Orange hedge cutter. I may be weird, but I am a gardener, and it's a Stihl.

I'm no gardener, but wouldn't it work better if it was moving ? ;)

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jamesg1213
Orange hedge cutter. I may be weird, but I am a gardener, and it's a Stihl.

So... you didn't pay a lot for it then?

Or Tool Time?

SteveStrummerUK

jamesg1213
Orange hedge cutter. I may be weird, but I am a gardener, and it's a Stihl.

So... you didn't pay a lot for it then?

Interestingly (), no. The day I arrived to make said purchase, I found that the nice people at Stihl had dropped the price by £90. I was chuffed to bits.
 
 
No, I was.

jamesg1213

paulo

jamesg1213
Orange hedge cutter. I may be weird, but I am a gardener, and it's a Stihl.

I'm no gardener, but wouldn't it work better if it was moving ? ;)

 
2/10. Must try harder. ''It's a Stihl'', not  ''It's Stihl'' ;)

I have an Italian accent though ;)

 

jamesg1213
 
Interestingly (), no. The day I arrived to make said purchase, I found that the nice people at Stihl had dropped the price by £90. I was chuffed to bits.
 

A friend of mine was very depressed. I kept trying to cheer him up but nothing seemed to be working. Then I remembered how he used to love the old steam trains, so I booked us tickets to go on a vintage steam train ride. As it pulled into the station he jumped out in front of it..........
 
 
 
.......He was chuffed to bits.