A "sound" technique?
A man in Milaca, Minnesota woke up one morning to find a bear on his roof.
He looked in the Yellow Pages, and sure enough, there was an ad for "Up
North Bear Removers.
He called the number listed and the bear remover said he'd be over within an
hour.
The bear remover arrived, and got out of his van. He had a ladder, a
baseball bat, a 12 gauge shotgun, and a mean looking, heavily scarred old
pit bull.
"What are you going to do?" the homeowner asked.
"I'm going to put this ladder up against the roof, then I'm going to go up
there, and knock the bear off the roof with this baseball bat and when the
bear falls off the roof, the pit bull is trained to grab his testicles, and
not let go. The bear will then be subdued enough for me to put him in the
cage in the back of the van."
He then handed the shotgun to the homeowner. "What's the shotgun for?" the
homeowner asked.
"If the bear knocks me off the roof, you shoot the dog."