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2011/01/15 18:09:08 (permalink)

A true story of brotherly lurve...

 
Bapsi: Hey Mooch, would you like me to buy you a pocket calculator for your birthday?
 
Mooch: Duh, no thanks stoopid Bapu - I already know how many pockets I have
 
 
 
Bapsi: Moochie, did you like that dictionary I got you for Christmas?
 
Mooch: I'm trying to find the words to thank you
 
 
 
Bapsi: Hey Moochie, I'd like to buy one of those puppies off you, how much are they?
 
Mooch: $25 apiece
 
Bapsi: How much is a whole one?
 
 
 
Mooch: Oi stoopid head Bapu, I've made the turkey soup
 
Bapsi: Oh good, I thought that horrible smelling concoction was for us
 
 
 
Bapsi: What do you think of my Christmas cake Moochie?
 
Mooch: Yuck, it's absolutely revolting
 
Bapsi: Shows how much you know, the recipe says it's delicious
 
 
 
 
 

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    Re:A true story of brotherly lurve... 2011/01/15 19:04:00 (permalink)


    Should auld acquaintance be forgot--hey, who the hell are you guys?  
     
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    Re:A true story of brotherly lurve... 2011/01/15 19:08:24 (permalink)
    Bapsi: Hey Mooch, would you like me to buy you a pocket calculator for your birthday? 
    Mooch: Duh, no thanks stoopid Bapu - I already know how many pockets I have  




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    Re:A true story of brotherly lurve... 2011/01/16 09:11:13 (permalink)
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    Bapsi: Hey Mooch, would you like me to buy you a pocket calculator for your birthday? 
    Mooch: Duh, no thanks stoopid Bapu - I already know how many pockets I have  




    This conversation just happened yesterday. Recent enough that I can  verify this conversation to be 100% accurate word for word. 

     
     
     
    I know mate, I have your phone lines tapped
     
     
    Bapsi: Hey Mooch, where's your girlfriend from?
     
    Mooch: Alaska
     
    Bapsi: No need, I'll ask her myself
     
    Mooch: What!?    <<shrugs>>
     
     
     

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    Re:A true story of brotherly lurve... 2011/01/18 08:12:19 (permalink)
    Bapsi:  Hey Mocch, wanna come over for some beers? the wife has gone to the Caribbean for the weekend.

    Mooch: Jamaica?

    Bapsi: No, she wanted to go...

    Mooch:  Who Cares?

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