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Actually, There is no forum member named Jeff Even.
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he tried and tried to cause a blight
feeding on a meal of spite
a belch of lazy oversight.
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Re:Actually, There is no forum member named Jeff Even.
2012/04/14 14:43:27
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Chorus:
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Over a guy named Jeff Even
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Re:Actually, There is no forum member named Jeff Even.
2012/04/14 14:44:37
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Actually, There is no forum member named Jeff Even. ya. He's Jeff Odd. 
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Re:Actually, There is no forum member named Jeff Even.
2012/04/14 15:19:02
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bapu
Actually, There is no forum member named Jeff Even.
ya.
He's Jeff Odd.
Have you been counting his posts?
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Re:Actually, There is no forum member named Jeff Even.
2012/04/14 15:42:56
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bapu
Actually, There is no forum member named Jeff Even.
ya.
He's Jeff Odd.
Have you been counting his posts?
Only every other one.
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Re:Actually, There is no forum member named Jeff Even.
2012/04/14 16:34:30
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mike_mccue
Typing at the speed of light
he tried and tried to cause a blight
feeding on a meal of spite
a belch of lazy oversight.
There will be no death of Jeff Even He cannot be missed There can be no grievin' He's existentialist
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Re:Actually, There is no forum member named Jeff Even.
2012/04/14 16:42:01
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mike_mccue
Typing at the speed of light
he tried and tried to cause a blight
feeding on a meal of spite
a belch of lazy oversight.
There will be no death of Jeff Even
He cannot be missed
There can be no grievin'
He's existentialist
bapu
Chorus:
His discourse is bleeding
Over a guy named Jeff Even
Though no one will claim
That as a forum name
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Re:Actually, There is no forum member named Jeff Even.
2012/04/14 16:43:04
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I hope this will be a Jazz tune.
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Re:Actually, There is no forum member named Jeff Even.
2012/04/14 17:04:11
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Sounds great, know any Jazz chords anyone?
How about Am (dim 7th #13th) in 13/8 time...
WHOO !
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Re:Actually, There is no forum member named Jeff Even.
2012/04/14 17:09:27
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The Kiosk Project
Sounds great, know any Jazz chords anyone?
How about Am (dim 7th #13th) in 13/8 time...
WHOO !
The way I play all chords come out as Jazz chords (or Punk?).
Time for all of you to head over to Beyond My DAW!
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Re:Actually, There is no forum member named Jeff Even.
2012/04/14 17:10:35
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The Kiosk Project
Sounds great, know any Jazz chords anyone?
Steve Wonder does.... Once, whilst playing a concert in Japan, he asked the audience for requests.A rather elderly japanese gentlemen, standing at the front, asked for a jazz chord. Stevie then proceeded to play a 15 minute jazz rendition, that brought the house down. "Play a jazz chord" the japanese gentleman shouted again. So Stevie played another 10 minute jazz medley, that again brought the house down. The japanese gent, again yelled from the front "play a jazz chord, stevie". By this time stevie was getting a little fed up, so he yelled down to the gent, "look, if you are so clever, then you come up here and play". With that the japanese gent, jumped to the stage, grabbed the mike, and started to sing, "A jazz chord to say I rove you" ;)
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Re:Actually, There is no forum member named Jeff Even.
2012/04/14 17:13:32
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Time for all of you to head over to Beyond My DAW!
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Re:Actually, There is no forum member named Jeff Even.
2012/04/14 17:23:07
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paulo
The Kiosk Project
Sounds great, know any Jazz chords anyone?
Steve Wonder does....
Once, whilst playing a concert in Japan, he asked the audience for requests.A rather elderly japanese gentlemen, standing at the front, asked for a jazz chord. Stevie then proceeded to play a 15 minute jazz rendition, that brought the house down. "Play a jazz chord" the japanese gentleman shouted again. So Stevie played another 10 minute jazz medley, that again brought the house down. The japanese gent, again yelled from the front "play a jazz chord, stevie". By this time stevie was getting a little fed up, so he yelled down to the gent, "look, if you are so clever, then you come up here and play". With that the japanese gent, jumped to the stage, grabbed the mike, and started to sing, "A jazz chord to say I rove you"
;)
A joke buffoonery at it's finest.
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Re:Actually, There is no forum member named Jeff Even.
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mike_mccue
Typing at the speed of light
he tried and tried to cause a blight
feeding on a meal of spite
a belch of lazy oversight.
And when the dark had turned to light all the others there that night shook their heads and said goodbye to the child who cried and picked a fight. And whosoever shall be found without the soul for getting down must stand and face the hounds of hell and rot inside a corpses shell Oh ... sorry. Got carried away there.
"I pulled the head off Elvis, filled Fred up to his pelvis, yaba daba do, the King is gone, and so are you."
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Re:Actually, There is no forum member named Jeff Even.
2012/04/14 19:25:59
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paulo
The Kiosk Project
Sounds great, know any Jazz chords anyone?
Steve Wonder does....
Once, whilst playing a concert in Japan, he asked the audience for requests.A rather elderly japanese gentlemen, standing at the front, asked for a jazz chord. Stevie then proceeded to play a 15 minute jazz rendition, that brought the house down. "Play a jazz chord" the japanese gentleman shouted again. So Stevie played another 10 minute jazz medley, that again brought the house down. The japanese gent, again yelled from the front "play a jazz chord, stevie". By this time stevie was getting a little fed up, so he yelled down to the gent, "look, if you are so clever, then you come up here and play". With that the japanese gent, jumped to the stage, grabbed the mike, and started to sing, "A jazz chord to say I rove you"
;)
Brilliant
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Re:Actually, There is no forum member named Jeff Even.
2012/04/14 19:40:40
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Wow Bub, you've got quite a talent lurking in your mind there! Rim 
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Re:Actually, There is no forum member named Jeff Even.
2012/04/14 21:52:11
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Rimshot
Wow Bub, you've got quite a talent lurking in your mind there!
Rim
Thanks Rim. :) The second verse was from MJ's song Thriller. It was stuck in my head.
"I pulled the head off Elvis, filled Fred up to his pelvis, yaba daba do, the King is gone, and so are you."
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