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2012/09/11 13:47:59 (permalink)

Advise/Help: New Business

Thinking of opening a new business. 

Thought I'm not sure.... maybe the good folk here have suggestions. 

Thought about calling the business; Slick Chicks?... but unfortunately that's already taken, so I thought about Fricken Chicken?... but I guess that might already be taken also, so anyway.... 


The daily special will be: Fricken Fried Chicken 
A scrumptious breast wrapped in becan served on an oversized savory biscuit smothered in gravy! 


But I'm going to need to have a bar, serve beer, spirits, wine and Fricken Cocktails (mixes; any suggestions?) . I thought Bapu and the Bouy would do a marvelous job at running the bar but I haven't come up with a fricken name for the bar?, any suggestions?...


Anyway I leave this thread open to whatever suggestions, meanwhile I'll go take my medication and have a nap!  









 
 
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    jamesg1213
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    Re:Advise/Help: New Business 2012/09/11 13:52:47 (permalink)
    The Cockwell Inn.

     
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    Re:Advise/Help: New Business 2012/09/11 13:53:07 (permalink)
    how do you cook your chickens to become fricken?
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    Re:Advise/Help: New Business 2012/09/11 13:54:48 (permalink)
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    how do you cook your chickens to become fricken?
     
     
     
     
    In the fricken oil!
     
     
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    Re:Advise/Help: New Business 2012/09/11 13:58:46 (permalink)
    I'll have the Fricken Fries.  Steak fries and deep fried becan covered in becan, melted cheese, chili, and becan.  Served with becan. 

    Yes.  Extra Large.
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    Re:Advise/Help: New Business 2012/09/11 14:02:28 (permalink)
    Drink mix - Bapsi's Funky Monkey - (shaken not stirred) 2 shots of grey goose vodka, 1 shot of cointreau, lemon/lime cordial (as needed) on ice 

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    Re:Advise/Help: New Business 2012/09/11 14:02:33 (permalink)
    Served with fricken becan???  Yum!

     
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    Re:Advise/Help: New Business 2012/09/11 14:06:17 (permalink)
    I'll have the Fricken Fries. 


    They come free served with all meals and in two varieties; do you want them Fricken Fries circumcised or with the skin on? 

     
     
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    Re:Advise/Help: New Business 2012/09/11 14:07:03 (permalink)
    There's also Fricken Nuggets.

    Chicken nuggets stuffed with becan and cheese, deep fried, and then dusted with powdered sugar.  Served with honey and BBQ sauce.
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    Re:Advise/Help: New Business 2012/09/11 14:08:29 (permalink)
    Funky Monkey sounds good, who gets to pop the cherry? 

     
     
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    Re:Advise/Help: New Business 2012/09/11 14:11:33 (permalink)
    Fricken Haggis.

    Actually, that's a trap.  Anyone ordering it gets thrown out.  We've got our standards, after all.
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    Re:Advise/Help: New Business 2012/09/11 14:27:58 (permalink)
    Thank you, thank you all so much, I'm so humbled, all brilliant suggestions..... 

    Now I'm about to belch and.... barf.... who put the haggis on my plate? 


     
     
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    Re:Advise/Help: New Business 2012/09/11 14:28:14 (permalink)
    Fricken Fried Steak

    Chicken fried steak, wrapped in becan, deep fried, served with Fricken Mashed 'Taters (mashed potatoes loaded with becan, cheese, butter and becan), and deep fried becan, with a sprig of parsley.

    Just kidding.  There's no parsley.
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    Re:Advise/Help: New Business 2012/09/11 14:29:45 (permalink)
    LOL Bubba!!

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    Re:Advise/Help: New Business 2012/09/11 14:30:23 (permalink)
    There's a very good reason I'm not allowed in the kitchen.  When the family discusses what they'd like to eat for dinner, my vote doesn't count.
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    Re:Advise/Help: New Business 2012/09/11 14:34:51 (permalink)
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    There's a very good reason I'm not allowed in the kitchen.  When the family discusses what they'd like to eat for dinner, my vote doesn't count.

    Well then that's a shame, but that's about to change because we're serving up Fricken Fried Chicken tonight! 

     
     
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    Re:Advise/Help: New Business 2012/09/11 14:47:45 (permalink)
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    There's a very good reason I'm not allowed in the kitchen.  When the family discusses what they'd like to eat for dinner, my vote doesn't count.


    Ok, ok, ok....you got me......what's this "very good reason"  you speak of?

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    Re:Advise/Help: New Business 2012/09/11 14:53:30 (permalink)
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    Re:Advise/Help: New Business 2012/09/11 15:04:21 (permalink)
    you are all fricken. 
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    Re:Advise/Help: New Business 2012/09/11 15:06:37 (permalink)
    Well, Mesh...

    Creamy Peanut Butter Mac 'n' Cheese with Becan, 1 pound of additional Cheese, Cheetos (puffy, not crunchy), Spi-cy Baked Beans, and Melted Chocolate.  Stir all of that in a huge pot, let it coagulate into a semi-solid, congealed glop, and serve.

    After trying to eat a bite, then seeing what was left of the kitchen, my wife wisely issued a life long ban. 
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    Re:Advise/Help: New Business 2012/09/11 15:15:52 (permalink)
    UbiquitousBubba


    There's also Fricken Nuggets.

    Chicken nuggets stuffed with becan and cheese, deep fried, and then dusted with powdered sugar.  Served with honey and BBQ sauce.

    I'm not sure I want to admit how much I'd like to try some of those...
     
    I think you could be on to a million dollar idea there Bubba!  That could get you almost enough to afford BapuBlocker™ software (almost...).

     
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    Re:Advise/Help: New Business 2012/09/11 15:24:34 (permalink)
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    Well, Mesh...

    Creamy Peanut Butter Mac 'n' Cheese with Becan, 1 pound of additional Cheese, Cheetos (puffy, not crunchy), Spi-cy Baked Beans, and Melted Chocolate.  Stir all of that in a huge pot, let it coagulate into a semi-solid, congealed glop, and serve.

    After trying to eat a bite, then seeing what was left of the kitchen, my wife wisely issued a life long ban. 

    Aww come on man that Fricken Glop recipe is genius, it's got all the favorites toss in together! Mmmmm Mmmmm and deserts in there too. 


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    Re:Advise/Help: New Business 2012/09/11 15:40:35 (permalink)
    Old Chinese Proverb: Crowded elevator smells different to midget.

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    Re:Advise/Help: New Business 2012/09/11 16:41:46 (permalink)
    Incidentally, it's not as good with crunchy peanut butter.

    It also helps if you don't have a deep and abiding emotional attachment to your cookware.

    On another note, it takes on a different personality when you let it sit up overnight and eat it cold.  You scarf down a half a pot of that stuff in the morning, you know you've eaten something.
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    Re:Advise/Help: New Business 2012/09/11 16:52:52 (permalink)
    Can we just get extra large sides of BECAN?

    I'm on a diet.

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    Re:Advise/Help: New Business 2012/09/11 16:55:37 (permalink)
    The Becan Becan Becan Becan Spam Becan doesn't have much Spam in it.
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    Re:Advise/Help: New Business 2012/09/11 16:56:40 (permalink)
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    The Becan Becan Becan Becan Spam Becan doesn't have much Spam in it.

    I'll have the LE version.


    No spam.
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    Re:Advise/Help: New Business 2012/09/11 17:08:18 (permalink)
    Right.  So that's the Becan Becan Becan Becan Spam Becan, hold the Spam.  Excellent.  No Spam at all.  None whatsoever.

    ...And a Diet Spam Soda, of course.
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    Re:Advise/Help: New Business 2012/09/11 17:29:46 (permalink)
    Can we just get extra large sides of BECAN? 


    WHAT THA' FRICKEN HECK????  


    Yeah Yeah, sure, no problem  


    Here at Fricken Chicken we serve only the very best jaw dropping 'drooling' most delicious becan ever!!! Period!!! 


    But I can't guarantee you won't barf!! In fact Mr.Blabeir just threw up on table 9. 


    My bad! Hehehehehehehe 

     
     
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    Re:Advise/Help: New Business 2012/09/11 17:38:12 (permalink)
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    The Cockwell Inn.

     
    Just up the road from The Whippet Inn I believe 
     

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