eph221
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Am I paranoid?
or are they really out to f with me?! EVery store I go to they say: want a receipt? What's up with that?! :D:D
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Re: Am I paranoid?
2016/12/06 01:18:14
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No you are not paranoid.
Clearly they intend to poison you with thermal printer paper impregnated with bisphenol A. I personally have gone shopping on thousands of occasions for over half a century and have never been offered a receipt of any kind. Why the retail world is plotting your elimination is a mystery that must be solved. But in the meantime eat nothing whatsoever, and drink nothing but your own urine. You have been warned.
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eph221
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Re: Am I paranoid?
2016/12/06 01:20:44
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Re: Am I paranoid?
2016/12/06 02:10:40
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eph221
It's just a different culture. People are (and move) very slowly here. The public schools are great. I can't figure out why everyone's such an imbecile! These are the kinds of rats I deal with here:
http://portland.craigslis...lt/msg/5907407431.html
Well, it IS a once in a lifetime chance...
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eph221
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Re: Am I paranoid?
2016/12/06 02:58:24
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To the illuminati nothing's left to chance. Look who won the election! :D:D
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Re: Am I paranoid?
2016/12/06 08:49:39
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To the illuminati nothing's left to chance. Look who won the election! :D:D
Exactly......and just take a look at all the Uni's suffering from adjustment disorders. Can I have a tissue please? I'll be in the cry room. 
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Re: Am I paranoid?
2016/12/06 09:55:39
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☄ Helpfulby Mesh 2016/12/06 10:18:12
There's paranoia and then there's the calm acceptance of the fact that you are doomed. I think it's best for everyone if you keep your delusional ranting to yourself. There's no need to spook the cattle. Here, have some more becan. Feel better? No, there's nothing to see over there. Hey, wasn't that guy on Dancing with the Stars? That's it. Just put your feet up and get comfy. That's right. We're just going to open up your spine a little bit. What? No, I didn't say that. Want some Cheez Whiz and crackers? Yeah, that's it. Just relax. Soon, you won't feel anything at all. (Ever again.) No, I didn't whisper anything. You know, I'm worried you're going to fall out of your chair and hurt yourself. Let's just wrap these handy straps around you to help you stay safe. You like funny hats, right? This is a comfy party hat, that's why it's got all of these wires and fake needles. Of course, they're fake. Want a warm blanket? Yes, you do. There. All snug? Excellent. By the way, you're not overly attached to your skin are you? Obviously, I'm joking. Don't worry. You won't even notice it's missing from inside your jar. What?
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BobF
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Re: Am I paranoid?
2016/12/06 10:46:46
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Yes. Listen to this for 24 hours straight and you'll recover nicely
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Re: Am I paranoid?
2016/12/06 11:07:03
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A receipt is evidence of global positioning without a GPS. Take 'em I say.
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bapu
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Re: Am I paranoid?
2016/12/06 11:08:20
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WTF is a noid and is a pair better than one or three or more?
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eph221
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Re: Am I paranoid?
2016/12/06 12:35:55
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bapu
A receipt is evidence of global positioning without a GPS. Take 'em I say.
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Re: Am I paranoid?
2016/12/06 12:44:04
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I wouldn't worry about it. The purpose of the receipt is just so the seller has proof that they did their job for the NSA, who just photograph it when they go through your stuff while you're sleeping. That way they can attach a copy of the photo to both the seller's and your own files for future reference.
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bapu
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Re: Am I paranoid?
2016/12/06 12:44:11
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Daryk and I are a paranoids.
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Mesh
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Re: Am I paranoid?
2016/12/06 13:02:12
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bapu
Daryk and I are adenoids.
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Re: Am I paranoid?
2016/12/06 13:03:30
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☄ Helpfulby Mesh 2016/12/06 13:05:35
Mesh
bapu
Daryk and I are hemorrhoids.
Aged.
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Mesh
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Re: Am I paranoid?
2016/12/06 13:06:14
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☄ Helpfulby bapu 2016/12/06 13:08:42
 AKA....PIA!
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eph221
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Re: Am I paranoid?
2016/12/06 13:58:29
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Mesh
AKA....PIA!
It's not poly tickal correct to say *pia*, it's derrogatory to my group of people
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Re: Am I paranoid?
2016/12/06 14:31:08
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Political correctness is a doctrine, fostered by a delusional, illogical minority, and rabidly promoted by an unscrupulous mainstream media, which holds forth the proposition that it's entirely possible to pick up a turd by the clean end.
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eph221
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Re: Am I paranoid?
2016/12/06 14:39:20
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Can a window be both open and shut? The correct answer is yes. Poly tickally correct people say it's impossible.
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Re: Am I paranoid?
2016/12/06 14:41:38
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Mesh
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Re: Am I paranoid?
2016/12/06 14:45:54
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Re: Am I paranoid?
2016/12/06 14:52:12
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☄ Helpfulby DrLumen 2016/12/06 15:20:49
eph221
Can a window be both open and shut? The correct answer is yes. Poly tickally correct people say it's impossible.
Fans blow and suck at the same time
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Re: Am I paranoid?
2016/12/06 15:08:33
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eph221
Can a window be both open and shut? The correct answer is yes. Poly tickally correct people say it's impossible.
Fans blow and suck at the same time
So do bazz playerz.
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Re: Am I paranoid?
2016/12/06 15:21:11
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eph221
Can a window be both open and shut? The correct answer is yes. Poly tickally correct people say it's impossible.
Fans blow and suck at the same time
My kind of groupies!
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Re: Am I paranoid?
2016/12/07 00:36:01
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Re: Am I paranoid?
2016/12/07 04:48:03
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Re: Am I paranoid?
2016/12/07 14:40:50
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Just because everyone is watching you... all the time. Through your webcam, at stores, from the woods... does not mean you're paranoid.
HTH,
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eph221
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Re: Am I paranoid?
2016/12/07 14:43:11
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I have a neighbor who kind of is into me. I think he might have run a small camera through the attic to my bedroom to see me naked.
HRH
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Re: Am I paranoid?
2016/12/07 15:34:11
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eph221
I have a neighbor who kind of is into me. I think he might have run a small camera through the attic to my bedroom to see me naked.
HRH
eph
Well... just stand by the window. Just smile and wave... just smile and wave. 
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Mesh
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Re: Am I paranoid?
2016/12/07 15:39:39
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☄ Helpfulby jbow 2016/12/07 15:41:32
Don't be paranoid, he's just checking out your landscaper's work 
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