Garry Stubbs
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An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar
- the barman says - 'Is this some kind of a joke?'
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Re:An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar
March 07, 12 5:38 PM
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wheres the duck? gotta have a duck in the joke ...
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Garry Stubbs
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Re:An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar
March 07, 12 5:41 PM
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Thats the Expanded version of the joke.
Otherwise known as Ducks Deluxe..............
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Re:An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar
March 07, 12 5:49 PM
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Well, then where's the crab???
(At Bapu's bar?)
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Old55
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Re:An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar
March 07, 12 8:23 PM
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Should auld acquaintance be forgot--hey, who the hell are you guys? X2(X3 pending hardware upgrade), Emulator X2, E-mu 1212M, Virtual String Machine
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Re:An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar
March 07, 12 8:56 PM
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The Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse walk into a bar in Liverpool...
20 minutes later, the Four Pedestrians of the Apocalypse vow to never drink in Liverpool again.
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Re:An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar
March 07, 12 8:58 PM
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A infectious disease walks into bar.
The bartender says, "We don't serve infectious disease in this bar."
The infectious disease says, "Well, you're not a very good host."
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SteveStrummerUK
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Re:An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar
March 07, 12 9:01 PM
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A Scotsman, Englishman, and Irishman walk into a bar....
The barman says, "You're out of order!"
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Re:An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar
March 07, 12 9:04 PM
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Diamonds, Clubs and Spades walk into a bar.......
How Heartless.
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Re:An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar
March 07, 12 9:08 PM
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The Lone Ranger and Tonto are riding into town when they come across the local tavern, The Lone Ranger suggests they pop in for a beer, so they go in, walk up to the bar and ask for 2 pints, to which the landlord replies "Sorry but we don't allow Apaches in here". Undeterred by this, the Lone Ranger asks Tonto if he'd mind waiting outside while he has a quick beer. Tonto, being the friend he is, agrees and stands outside with their horses.
The Lone Ranger is having his beer, chatting away and gets bought another beer, knowing Tonto is outside he reluctantly accepts it and tries to drink it as quick as he can. Outside Tonto is starting to feel the cold and decides to start jogging round in circles to keep warm. By this time, The Lone Ranger is on his fourth beer when a cowboy walks in and shouts "Is there someone in here called the Lone Ranger?". The Lone Ranger raises his hand and the cowboy says "You've left your injun running".
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Old55
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Re:An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar
March 07, 12 9:10 PM
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Diamonds, Clubs and Spades walk into a bar.......
How Heartless.
That joke really suits you.
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Re:An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar
March 07, 12 10:43 PM
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A horse walk into a bar and orders a pint, the barman says "why the long face?" 
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Re:An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar
March 07, 12 11:57 PM
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Diamonds, Clubs and Spades walk into a bar.......
How Heartless.
That joke really suits you.
It was really underhanded how he shuffled that one in, wasn't it? It's a good thing he didn't tell that one on a boat or the deck might be stacked against him!
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Old55
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Re:An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar
March 08, 12 0:09 PM
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craigb
Old55
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Diamonds, Clubs and Spades walk into a bar.......
How Heartless.
That joke really suits you.
It was really underhanded how he shuffled that one in, wasn't it? It's a good thing he didn't tell that one on a boat or the deck might be stacked against him!
 Welcome to the club. I had to say it, in spade of my better judgement. It was heart to resist.
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Re:An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar
March 08, 12 8:00 AM
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Glyn Barnes
A horse walk into a bar and orders a pint, the barman says "why the long face?"
My personal favourite varient on this one - replace the word 'horse' with 'Celine Dion'
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Re:An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar
March 08, 12 11:34 AM
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"Time, gentlemen."
About 2 O'clock.
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