And the prize for the most pointless gadget of 2017 goes to....

How many times have you been having dinner with friends and thought damn, this is fun, but what would really make the evening would be some kind of interactive bluetooth salt dispenser which also plays music? 
 
Well your search ends here. Introducing SMALT:
 

 
Why, you can even dispense the salt from your smartphone, if you literally have nothing else going on in your life. 
 
The sad thing is that Millennials actually are spending money on junk like this. I have in my client base young Millennial couples and when I go in their homes I see a ton of this kind of garbage. Oftentimes it sits in the countertop in the box for weeks untouched until they eventually get around to returning it to Amazon. God knows how much time and resources are wasted manufacturing, shipping and returning crap like this because young people these days are so hopelessly whimsical. 
 
 

Is there a BOGO offer?

craigb
Shh!!!  I sell this type of stuff for the very reasons you mentioned! 

Can you get me a deal on a cloud-enabled salad spinner? 

 
 
BRILLYANT!!!!

You know, this unnatural desire to link EVERYTHING to the internet and the smartphone almost reminds me of the 1950/60s, when everything was atomic energy and rockets. Just like now, everything from kitchen appliances to cars had to have the look of the atom or a rocket ship. Looking back on the pictures from that time period, I can't help but think the same will be happening 20-30 years from now and how future generations will laugh at the craziness we are now going through!

sharke
How many times have you been having dinner with friends and thought damn, this is fun, but what would really make the evening would be some kind of interactive bluetooth salt dispenser which also plays music? 
 
Well your search ends here. Introducing SMALT:
 

 
Why, you can even dispense the salt from your smartphone, if you literally have nothing else going on in your life. 
 
The sad thing is that Millennials actually are spending money on junk like this. I have in my client base young Millennial couples and when I go in their homes I see a ton of this kind of garbage. Oftentimes it sits in the countertop in the box for weeks untouched until they eventually get around to returning it to Amazon. God knows how much time and resources are wasted manufacturing, shipping and returning crap like this because young people these days are so hopelessly whimsical. 
 
 

LOL! I thought that had to be a piss take so I had to go and look it up. I'm still not convinced that it isn't.
 
They forgot something though........where's the  SMEPPER?

At my store, we have outdoor strings of lights that are also Bluetooth speakers.
May be useful if you do a lot of outdoor cooking or entertaining.

Those hot looking girls in the video look way to happy and excited over what appears to a smart salt shaker .
 
SMALT is looking a little to Beefy there for just being an internet connected salt dispenser with Music .
 
I wonder if he doubles down as a smart personal "Electric Zucchini " that plays tunes and dispenses lube in his spare time .
 
Bad Kenny for saying that . Somebody had to . I know I'm not the only one around here that may have thought that. 
I guess I'm the only one around here dumb enough to say it

craigb
Kenny is getting SMALT confused with SMUTZ. 

 
Kenny