Another Hardy joke...for Tuesday ...even Janet will get this one

The flight attendant watched a passenger try to stuff his hopelessly overloaded bags into the overhead bin. Finally she informed him that he would have to check the over-sized luggage.
"When I fly other airlines," he said irritably, "I never have this problem!"
She smiled and said, "Sir, when you fly other airlines, I don't have this problem either."

I'm thinking this guy probably wasn't referring to Air Wookee as the "other airline".  On Air Wookee, the flight attendent would stuff him into the overhead bin.  He'd better fit, too, since the attendent would just tear off the bits that stuck out.

Service with a Rowwrraarghwggggrrrh!

Sort or reminds me of an attendent on a Continental Airlines flight from Houston to London a few years back.
 
He asked the woman next to me if she wanted the fish or the chicken. She said "What do you recommend?", his answer was "Its airline food madam, it all tastes the same." I am sure his employers would not have been impressed, but for me it was the highlight of the flight.