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2017/11/19 17:34:23 (permalink)

Apparently I have a fruit fetish ...

 
....  according to my currant girlfriend.

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    jamesg1213
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    Re: Apparently I have a fruit fetish ... 2017/11/19 17:53:26 (permalink)
    Was she a damson in distress?

     
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    Re: Apparently I have a fruit fetish ... 2017/11/19 17:57:01 (permalink)
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    Was she a damson in distress?




    If she's really his girlfriend she must be bananas.

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    Re: Apparently I have a fruit fetish ... 2017/11/19 18:02:29 (permalink)
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    jamesg1213
    Was she a damson in distress?




    If she's really his girlfriend she must be bananas.


     
    That's a bit unraisinable.

     
    Jyemz
     
     
     



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    Re: Apparently I have a fruit fetish ... 2017/11/19 18:08:36 (permalink)
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    paulo
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    Was she a damson in distress?




    If she's really his girlfriend she must be bananas.


     
    That's a bit unraisinable.




    Or maybe a case of sour grapes ?

      Paulo @ soundclick
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    Re: Apparently I have a fruit fetish ... 2017/11/19 18:12:31 (permalink) ☄ Helpfulby craigb 2017/11/20 05:35:32
    paulo
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    jamesg1213
    Was she a damson in distress?




    If she's really his girlfriend she must be bananas.


     
    That's a bit unraisinable.




    Or maybe a case of sour grapes ?




    I think the first date went badly.

     
    Jyemz
     
     
     



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    Re: Apparently I have a fruit fetish ... 2017/11/19 18:17:15 (permalink)
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    paulo
    jamesg1213
    paulo
    jamesg1213
    Was she a damson in distress?




    If she's really his girlfriend she must be bananas.


     
    That's a bit unraisinable.




    Or maybe a case of sour grapes ?




    I think the first date went badly.




    Maybe he introduced Plummy a bit too soon?

      Paulo @ soundclick
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    Re: Apparently I have a fruit fetish ... 2017/11/19 18:18:30 (permalink)
    paulo
    jamesg1213
    paulo
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    paulo
    jamesg1213
    Was she a damson in distress?




    If she's really his girlfriend she must be bananas.


     
    That's a bit unraisinable.




    Or maybe a case of sour grapes ?




    I think the first date went badly.




    Maybe he introduced Plummy a bit too soon?


     
    Sometimes that mango's too far.

     
    Jyemz
     
     
     



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    Re: Apparently I have a fruit fetish ... 2017/11/19 18:21:57 (permalink)
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    paulo
    jamesg1213
    paulo
    jamesg1213
    paulo
    jamesg1213
    Was she a damson in distress?




    If she's really his girlfriend she must be bananas.


     
    That's a bit unraisinable.




    Or maybe a case of sour grapes ?




    I think the first date went badly.




    Maybe he introduced Plummy a bit too soon?


     
    Sometimes that mango's too far.




    But then they do say that opposites attract.....maybe given time they'll make a great pear.

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    Re: Apparently I have a fruit fetish ... 2017/11/19 18:22:39 (permalink)
     
    We planned to marry in secret...
     
     
    However, her dad found out so now we cantaloupe.

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    Re: Apparently I have a fruit fetish ... 2017/11/19 18:23:09 (permalink)
    paulo
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    paulo
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    paulo
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    paulo
    jamesg1213
    Was she a damson in distress?




    If she's really his girlfriend she must be bananas.


     
    That's a bit unraisinable.




    Or maybe a case of sour grapes ?




    I think the first date went badly.




    Maybe he introduced Plummy a bit too soon?


     
    Sometimes that mango's too far.




    But then they do say that opposites attract.....maybe given time they'll make a great pear.


     
    I appleaud your optimism...
     
    (losing it now..)

     
    Jyemz
     
     
     



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    Re: Apparently I have a fruit fetish ... 2017/11/19 18:27:47 (permalink)
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    paulo
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    paulo
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    paulo
    jamesg1213
    paulo
    jamesg1213
    Was she a damson in distress?




    If she's really his girlfriend she must be bananas.


     
    That's a bit unraisinable.




    Or maybe a case of sour grapes ?




    I think the first date went badly.




    Maybe he introduced Plummy a bit too soon?


     
    Sometimes that mango's too far.




    But then they do say that opposites attract.....maybe given time they'll make a great pear.


     
    I appleaud your optimism...
     
    (losing it now..)




    I wonder if she has nice melons ?

      Paulo @ soundclick
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    Re: Apparently I have a fruit fetish ... 2017/11/19 18:59:21 (permalink)
    Sounds like she might be a Kumquat

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    Re: Apparently I have a fruit fetish ... 2017/11/19 19:08:48 (permalink)
    no melons pics bummer
    btw please alert all when the not-dancing bassplayer is giving away his double new d-mex ok ?
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    Re: Apparently I have a fruit fetish ... 2017/11/20 05:39:56 (permalink)
    She sounds like a real peach Steve.  I bet you got a nice strawberry when you fell for her. 
     
    [Insert tasteless joke with the word cherry here.]
     
    Dang, Paulo and James didn't leave much, did they? 

     
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    Re: Apparently I have a fruit fetish ... 2017/11/20 13:56:49 (permalink)
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    Dang, Paulo and James didn't leave much, did they? 






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    Re: Apparently I have a fruit fetish ... 2017/11/20 14:31:14 (permalink)
    I'm trying to think how to introduce durian into this discussion...

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    Re: Apparently I have a fruit fetish ... 2017/11/20 14:33:20 (permalink) ☄ Helpfulby SteveStrummerUK 2017/11/20 16:10:37
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    Dang, Paulo and James didn't leave much, did they? 







    Makes you wonder who really has a fruit fetish.....

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    Re: Apparently I have a fruit fetish ... 2017/11/20 14:40:37 (permalink)
    SteveStrummerUK
     
    ....  according to my currant girlfriend.




    You're such a fruity guy, Stevie!

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    Re: Apparently I have a fruit fetish ... 2017/11/20 15:32:22 (permalink)
    Do you drive a lemon?

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    Re: Apparently I have a fruit fetish ... 2017/11/20 16:11:04 (permalink)
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    Dang, Paulo and James didn't leave much, did they? 







    Makes you wonder who really has a fruit fetish.....




    LOL 

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    Re: Apparently I have a fruit fetish ... 2017/11/20 16:12:08 (permalink) ☄ Helpfulby synkrotron 2017/11/20 16:14:44
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    I'm trying to think how to introduce durian into this discussion...




    Just drop it in naturally durian the conversation 

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    Re: Apparently I have a fruit fetish ... 2017/11/20 16:15:32 (permalink)
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    I'm trying to think how to introduce durian into this discussion...




    Just drop it in naturally durian the conversation 




    Looks like you beet me to it...
     
    (oh... wait... beet isn't a fruit...)

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    Re: Apparently I have a fruit fetish ... 2017/11/20 17:21:23 (permalink)
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    synkrotron
    I'm trying to think how to introduce durian into this discussion...




    Just drop it in naturally durian the conversation 


     
     
    Ah, you old smoothie.

     
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    Re: Apparently I have a fruit fetish ... 2017/11/20 17:26:24 (permalink) ☄ Helpfulby craigb 2017/11/20 21:52:50
     
    You're all mad 
     
     
     
     
     
     
     
     
     
     
     
     
     
     
     
     
     
     
     
     
     
    And I believe that from my head down tomatoes.

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    Re: Apparently I have a fruit fetish ... 2017/11/20 17:42:33 (permalink)
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    You're all mad 
     
     




    Yes, that is a fair point, they are all mad...

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    Re: Apparently I have a fruit fetish ... 2017/11/20 21:54:29 (permalink) ☄ Helpfulby synkrotron 2017/11/20 21:56:12
    I was wondering a) how to introduce "tomatoes" into this thread, and, b) if any of the clueless would try to point out that it's a vegetable (which it is not - even if the U.S. Government has passed a law declaring it one).

     
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    Re: Apparently I have a fruit fetish ... 2017/11/20 21:56:57 (permalink)
    Agree
     
    Tomato = Fruit
     
    Period
     
    Does that mean I have to hide from the Feds now?

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    Re: Apparently I have a fruit fetish ... 2017/11/21 01:30:33 (permalink) ☄ Helpfulby craigb 2017/11/21 05:11:35
     
     


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    Re: Apparently I have a fruit fetish ... 2017/11/21 02:43:34 (permalink) ☼ Best Answerby SteveStrummerUK 2017/11/21 09:38:36
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