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RE: Apple's new laptop: You gotta see this thing!!!
2009/01/08 21:52:50
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I like the comment on how its almost impossible to break it unless you drop or hit it. I mean duh.
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RE: Apple's new laptop: You gotta see this thing!!!
2009/01/08 21:54:47
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RE: Apple's new laptop: You gotta see this thing!!!
2009/01/08 22:02:25
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Are you guys kidding me? You do realize that theonion.com is a fake news site right? It has been since day one, and that is it's appeal. Come on . . . how long you guys been on the internet? :) http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Onion
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RE: Apple's new laptop: You gotta see this thing!!!
2009/01/08 22:09:44
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ORIGINAL: eternal85 Are you guys kidding me? You do realize that theonion.com is a fake news site right? It has been since day one, and that is it's appeal. Come on . . . how long you guys been on the internet? :) http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Onion Didnt know that. I dont usually look for fake news sites.
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RE: Apple's new laptop: You gotta see this thing!!!
2009/01/08 22:11:59
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ORIGINAL: eternal85 Are you guys kidding me? You do realize that theonion.com is a fake news site right? It has been since day one, and that is it's appeal. Come on . . . how long you guys been on the internet? :) http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Onion Yeah totally,....I posted this as a joke, LOL!!
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RE: Apple's new laptop: You gotta see this thing!!!
2009/01/08 22:12:04
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ORIGINAL: eternal85 Are you guys kidding me? You do realize that theonion.com is a fake news site right? It has been since day one, and that is it's appeal. Come on . . . how long you guys been on the internet? :) http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Onion I bet you're a barrel of laughs at parties.
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RE: Apple's new laptop: You gotta see this thing!!!
2009/01/08 22:17:09
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...and round and round...further down the crapper this forum goes.
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RE: Apple's new laptop: You gotta see this thing!!!
2009/01/08 23:31:57
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I like the part in the video where it says something like "It only took him two hours to write an email to his friend..."
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RE: Apple's new laptop: You gotta see this thing!!!
2009/01/09 00:22:29
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If you like or hate hockey, watch the story about Ovechkin being called up to the NFL. The Onion rules, they are the only ones who "get me" ...
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RE: Apple's new laptop: You gotta see this thing!!!
2009/01/09 00:33:54
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It is a satire site. It still is in hard copy, I think. Very good mag.
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RE: Apple's new laptop: You gotta see this thing!!!
2009/01/09 00:48:31
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I was half paying attention thinking, wow, this is rediculous.... Haha, that was great.
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RE: Apple's new laptop: You gotta see this thing!!!
2009/01/09 01:02:37
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That was one of the best things yet!
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RE: Apple's new laptop: You gotta see this thing!!!
2009/01/09 01:03:45
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Yes but where is the Scroll Lock key?
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RE: Apple's new laptop: You gotta see this thing!!!
2009/01/09 02:47:10
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Excellent !!!
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RE: Apple's new laptop: You gotta see this thing!!!
2009/01/09 03:33:24
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If that dickhead Job's did put one on the market there would be millions of Mac fanpersons breaking their necks to buy one.
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RE: Apple's new laptop: You gotta see this thing!!!
2009/01/09 03:35:35
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you dam right , last macbook pro has 3 usb , a wack 9400 gt , no quadcore , no more firewire 400 , damn i love my HP 8710 an 8730 on its way home !!
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RE: Apple's new laptop: You gotta see this thing!!!
2009/01/09 03:40:21
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"The Wheel. Re-invented."
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RE: Apple's new laptop: You gotta see this thing!!!
2009/01/09 04:42:52
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".....the next Macbook wheel is 4 ounces lighter, due to it's lack of screen, hard-drive or wheel" Classic
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RE: Apple's new laptop: You gotta see this thing!!!
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RE: Apple's new laptop: You gotta see this thing!!!
2009/01/09 07:23:17
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I thought this was fabulous - saw it on the Onion page a few days ago (I've been a fan for a few years now) and sent it with a wink to all my Mac-junkie friends. I think it's a lovely gentle parody of the Mac world generally - the fan's lines were particularly good: "I'll buy just about anything if it's shiny and made by Mac"... "I like how it automatically says 'sent from my iMac Wheel' when you send an email, that way people know you have one" - which of course is EXACTLY what the iPhone does... don't get me wrong, I think Macs are excellent machines, but I also happen to be aware that they don't hold that title exclusively, and I find it frustrating that otherwise intelligent people get so caught up in the marketing and pseudo-cult-ish mindset
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RE: Apple's new laptop: You gotta see this thing!!!
2009/01/09 08:15:08
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lol, 45 minutes to send an email
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RE: Apple's new laptop: You gotta see this thing!!!
2009/01/09 09:14:25
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Did you see the shocking amount of typo's on the email also? lol I guess apple were in on the joke also.. funny ish though.. as said before scary that people might actually go to an apple store n try to buy it. why is it ALWAYS about Jobs... Wozniak never gets a look in if they made a 2 wheel version , it'd be handy for DJ's..hehe
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RE: Apple's new laptop: You gotta see this thing!!!
2009/01/09 09:37:53
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don't forget Stewart Brand :-)
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RE: Apple's new laptop: You gotta see this thing!!!
2009/01/09 13:24:35
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Good one! I was thinking... you gotta be kidding, wow the Mac-Ipod insanity has finally taken over.
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RE: Apple's new laptop: You gotta see this thing!!!
2009/01/09 15:09:42
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I like the guy that says something like: "I'll buy anything shiny that's made by Apple." Classic. Wait... that's me. - zevo
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RE: Apple's new laptop: You gotta see this thing!!!
2009/01/09 20:01:34
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To be fair, if it weren't such a stupid concept etc i would have believed it because the way they made the video was very realistic! I had to watch it twice to make sure lol. I had never heard of this onion network thing before either.
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RE: Apple's new laptop: You gotta see this thing!!!
2009/01/09 22:29:06
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Just glad I sold my vintage copy of The Whole Earth Catalog on eBay for $2000 so I could afford to buy my ex-wife a new MacBook Pro. I'm on my fourth Mac (I used to write UNIX n C code for banks) and just think there is something to be said for a robust OS. Having qualified, I thought the Onion spoof was hilarious, not just because Jobs is a Horse's A** and the closest thing America has to Secular Tent Religion. It's because Apple Addicts follow the 13th step of AA. Never take yourself too seriously. Somehow I think that Apple will manage to survive the tedious diatribes of the CakeWalk Geeks and their weak kneed whining about things like the FireWire800 problem. Mike, tell us you haven't gone over to the dark side (Windows vs BSD UNix combatants). You need to get over the fact that Steve Jobs screwed up your code after you wrote the Netscape Browser.
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