Bank Robbery in Texas!

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2011/08/29 16:34:42 (permalink)

Bank Robbery in Texas!

A hooded robber burst into a Texas bank and forced the tellers to load a sack full of cash. On his way out the door, a brave Texas customer grabbed the hood and pulled it off revealing the robber's face.   The robber shot the customer without a moment's hesitation.


He then looked around the bank and noticed one of the tellers looking straight at him.   The robber instantly shot him also.


Everyone else, by now very scared, looked intently down at the floor in silence.   


The robber yelled, 'Well, did anyone else see my face?'


There are a few moments of utter silence in which everyone was plainly afraid to speak.   


Then, one old cowboy tentatively raised his hand, and while keeping his head down said...............
 'My wife got a pretty good look at you.' 

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    Re:Bank Robbery in Texas! 2011/08/29 16:41:09 (permalink)
    I thought it was his wife who was robbing the bank.....

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    Re:Bank Robbery in Texas! 2011/08/29 16:42:26 (permalink)
    LOL
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    Re:Bank Robbery in Texas! 2011/08/29 16:53:38 (permalink)
    That give me an Idea! hehehehe

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    Re:Bank Robbery in Texas! 2011/08/29 18:02:21 (permalink)
    I've been trying to find someone with ESP. No luck as of yet but still looking!

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    Re:Bank Robbery in Texas! 2011/08/29 18:03:27 (permalink)
    bayoubill


    I've been trying to find someone with ESP. 

    You guitar players. Always trying out other brands.
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    Re:Bank Robbery in Texas! 2011/08/29 18:07:26 (permalink)
    I gave up looking for someone with PRS! According to Fox Mulder I can tell about band hold ups and when to be there. My X needs a new bank! hehehehehe

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    Re:Bank Robbery in Texas! 2011/08/29 20:14:03 (permalink)
    bayoubill


    I've been trying to find someone with ESP. No luck as of yet but still looking!

    Don't you find it strange that you never see a newspaper headline that reads "Psychic Wins Lottery!" ???
     
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