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2017/05/09 22:39:31 (permalink)

Bapu please...

... filter my sonar subscription to the forum such that I only get the funny ones in my email.  The rest are way too onerous to sort through.  Thanks mate!

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Re: Bapu please... 2017/05/09 22:55:25 (permalink)
*THIS IS A TEST*
 
Weenis.
 
*THIS WAS A TEST*
 
...now check your notifications to see if that went through becuz it was fruggin' HILARIOUS!!!!
 
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Re: Bapu please... 2017/05/09 23:01:25 (permalink) ☄ Helpfulby craigb 2017/05/10 17:27:26
Bapu, that's the type of post I want you to filter out.

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Re: Bapu please... 2017/05/09 23:19:00 (permalink)
pfft... kids these days. Wouldn't know good comedy if it jammed a rubber chicken down their throats then blasted them with seltzer.
 
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Re: Bapu please... 2017/05/09 23:20:47 (permalink) ☄ Helpfulby bapu 2017/05/10 00:30:36
 
There was a young man from Peru
Whose limericks stopped at line two

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Re: Bapu please... 2017/05/09 23:23:22 (permalink) ☄ Helpfulby craigb 2017/05/10 17:27:17
Nice beaver.
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Re: Bapu please... 2017/05/09 23:23:31 (permalink) ☄ Helpfulby bapu 2017/05/10 00:30:34
 
 
Old MacDonald was dyslexic
G. T. X. Q. A.

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Re: Bapu please... 2017/05/10 00:31:08 (permalink)
Eph,
 
I cannae control these reprobates.
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Re: Bapu please... 2017/05/10 00:48:47 (permalink)
If only the funny ones filter through, you might not see much.

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Re: Bapu please... 2017/05/10 00:50:22 (permalink)
michaelhanson
If only the funny ones filter through, you might not see anything.


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Re: Bapu please... 2017/05/10 01:51:08 (permalink)
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If only the funny ones filter through, you might not see much.



 
so true brother

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Re: Bapu please... 2017/05/10 04:57:00 (permalink)
The only thing funny in here are the looks.
 
(Just to be clear, I'm referring to how people look, not facial expressions.)

 
Time for all of you to head over to Beyond My DAW!
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Re: Bapu please... 2017/05/10 17:03:54 (permalink) ☄ Helpfulby craigb 2017/05/10 17:26:59
My work is done here.
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Re: Bapu please... 2017/05/10 20:47:20 (permalink) ☄ Helpfulby SteveStrummerUK 2017/05/11 00:36:52
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There was a young man from Peru
Whose limericks stopped at line two


I just turned around and told this to my wife.
I love getting strange "WTF" looks!

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Re: Bapu please... 2017/05/10 21:10:06 (permalink)
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There was a young man from Peru
Whose limericks stopped at line two
He wasn't to sure
Who had the cure
But he surely would not ask Bapu

Larf?
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Re: Bapu please... 2017/05/10 22:03:30 (permalink) ☄ Helpfulby SteveStrummerUK 2017/05/10 23:45:48
There was an old fecker named Strummy
Who named his bollocks John T & Plummy
He used to check on them often
Before his body did soften
But now he can't see past his tummy
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Re: Bapu please... 2017/05/10 22:20:56 (permalink) ☄ Helpfulby SteveStrummerUK 2017/05/10 23:45:52
There was bright wit named paulo
In whose charm Steve did wallow
Pedantic he would be
For his friend across the sea
Though his rules were tougher than dried tallow
 
 
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Re: Bapu please... 2017/05/10 22:22:07 (permalink)
kind of sh!te but I only took 10 seconds to "write it"
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Re: Bapu please... 2017/05/10 22:22:41 (permalink)
I mean, innit time for an udder post?
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Re: Bapu please... 2017/05/10 23:06:38 (permalink)
Am I to understand that poor old Straumstage suffers from the tragic affliction known as "dickydoo-itis" as well?
 
Perhaps he and Bapso should start a support group.
 
Sad.
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Re: Bapu please... 2017/05/10 23:21:38 (permalink)
You misunderstand alot  

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Re: Bapu please... 2017/05/10 23:39:26 (permalink)
Oh, please tell us all more about humor, life, social awareness and all the other grandiose topics we are so woefully inadequate to undertand sage eph-oid!
 
We truly were blind redneck fools before you arrived with majestic tales of wing wangs and indignant superiority.
 
HEIL, EPH!!
HEIL, EPH!!
HEIL, EPH!!
 
and so forth...
 
tl;dr
 
Lighten up, Francis.
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Re: Bapu please... 2017/05/10 23:41:42 (permalink)
Bapu, please filter posts like this.  

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Re: Bapu please... 2017/05/10 23:43:24 (permalink)
psst...
 
there's an ignore function donchyakno...
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Re: Bapu please... 2017/05/10 23:48:07 (permalink)
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Bapu, please filter posts like this.  


If I filter him how will I know when he has tracks for me?
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Re: Bapu please... 2017/05/10 23:59:53 (permalink)
eph's the kind of dude that needs OTHERS to create a safe space for him wherever he goes despite the fact it is well within his power to do so for himself so he can blissfully wander through life taking potshots at anyone who threatens his myopic worldview without fear.
 
Yanno, instead of not intentionally antagonizing people so he can feel victimized by the world when they tell him to go bite a lemon.
 
No wonder he can't get laid.
 
All that of course is assuming he actually is genuine... and not some kind of weird alt troll account looking to shock and annoy a bunch of mostly mild mannered middle aged hetero white dudes from America for teh lulz.
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Re: Bapu please... 2017/05/11 00:04:09 (permalink)
America For Teh LULZ!
 
Best unknowingly made up band name by Beepster EVAH!
 
2nd Best.
 
Go Bite A Lemon.
 
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Re: Bapu please... 2017/05/11 00:11:15 (permalink) ☄ Helpfulby bapu 2017/05/11 00:18:21
 
Now Paulo he does try a bit
To rhyme with his own kind of wit
But his take on humour's
As funny as a tumour
Or an older boy did make him do it
 
 
 
 
 
 

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Re: Bapu please... 2017/05/11 00:15:51 (permalink)
It should also be noted that I'm likely STILL marked for beatdowns from neo-nazi arseholes for DARING to associate with, and actively promoting equality for minorities (including LGBTQ).
 
So ya... your little victimization act ain't so cute to me and I know plenty of hardcore bears (and little punk twinks) who'd smack you upside the head for damaging the blood, sweat and tears of the movement by picking fights with regular folks who ain't got a damned thing against and don't give a flying fart what giggity bits you prefer.
 
Again... that is if you are indeed genuine... which I'm really starting to doubt.
 
Or maybe you've been in Portland too long and the derpy end of the SJW spectrum has rotted away your common sense and general humanity.
 
 
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Re: Bapu please... 2017/05/11 00:23:09 (permalink)
Beepster he's down with a strong word 
Ain't no juan can say he's a nerd
He might seem a bully
He's just a big wooly
On that, you can be rest assured
 
 
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