Bapu walks into a bar to buy a Duck from Mooch

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2012/03/08 10:46:27 (permalink)

Bapu walks into a bar to buy a Duck from Mooch

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Bapu walks into a bar to see everyone crowded about a table watching a little show. On the table was an upside down pot and a duck tap-dancing on it. Bapu was so impressed that he offered to buy the duck from its owner, Mooch. After some wheelin' and dealin' they settled for $10000 for the duck and the pot.
Three days later Bapu runs back to the bar in anger, "MOOCH!!! Your duck is a ripoff! I put him on the pot before a whole audience and he didn't dance a single step!"
"So?" . . . asked Mooch, "did you remember to light the candle under the pot?

post edited by Mooch4056 - 2012/03/08 10:50:57

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    Jonbouy
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    Re:Bapu walks into a bar to buy a Duck from Mooch 2012/03/08 11:00:26 (permalink)
    That cant be true the real Bapu would have bought an upgrade if it didn't dance thinking he had the cool 'not dancing' version already.

    "We can't do anything to change the world until capitalism crumbles.
    In the meantime we should all go shopping to console ourselves" - Banksy
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    Ham N Egz
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    Re:Bapu walks into a bar to buy a Duck from Mooch 2012/03/08 11:22:42 (permalink)
    So I see Mooch has STOLEN my Duck © ® jokes...


    hmmmmm ,,,Bapsi was right

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