Re:My Back Pages
2012/05/17 11:36:15
I saw a sexy woman sitting in the pub last night.
I walked over and said, "Excuse me, I couldn't help but notice how attractive you were. How do you fancy letting me buy you drink?"
"Errrr...Hello!" said her husband, sitting on the seat opposite, "Am I invisible?"
"Bugger off mate" I said, "You can buy your own."