AnsweredBapu's (and others) random thoughts for the day.

daryl1968


mesh is the totp master

sorry - I am an arse - it be Mystic38

Jonbouy

Mystic38


no...more prupple!

noooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!

Nice use of gradient there.

A yellow banner would go nicely with that.

Idoodit cuz Jonbouysezit.

Mystic38 get hiz furst HYBT

YAY!!!!


WOOT!!!!!

and all that

Aaarrrgh I could have had a threefur and a TOTP HYBT if I'd have just made one more post.

Not that it matters you understand.

everyone should cum to the GREAT FRED and try to be the top post, and gain a coveted Bapu Yellow Banner, I mean everyone,
all those miscreants upstairs,
 rabble rousers,
troublemakers,
trolls,
arseklowns,
nervous nellies,
 guitar gurus,
keybored wizards,
 bad azz bass players,
 drummers who are a beat-off,
 ladies,
chilluns,
 doggies,
 kitties,
monkies,
scantily dressed babes,
 joke telling Britions,
Musicial product reps,
and whoever else...

You mean to say, they're NOT doing this already?

musicman100


everyone should cum to the GREAT FRED and try to be the top post, and gain a coveted Bapu Yellow Banner, I mean everyone,
all those miscreants upstairs,
 rabble rousers,
troublemakers,
trolls,
arseklowns,
nervous nellies,
 guitar gurus,
keybored wizards,
 bad azz bass players,
 drummers who are a beat-off,
 ladies,
chilluns,
 doggies,
 kitties,
monkies,
scantily dressed babes,
 joke telling Britions,
Musicial product reps,
and whoever else...

Yessir. All here and accounted for.

Jonbouy


Not that it matters you understand.

Hmmmmm I wonder.

Twerp.

GOB****ES

BOLLOCKS - GOBSH1TES

Ne'er-do-wells! Jack-a-napes!

jamesg1213


Twerp.

daryl1968


BOLLOCKS - GOBSH1TES

jamesg1213


Ne'er-do-wells! Jack-a-napes!

All variations on the theme character we call bapu.

Have good evening gentlemen!! Til morrow!!!
Cheers!!

On the morrow stout yeoman!

jamesg1213


Ne'er-do-wells! Jack-a-napes!

I dont think a ne'er do well has been sighted in about 60 or 70 years!

bapu


Mystic38 get hiz furst HYBT

YAY!!!!


WOOT!!!!!

and all that

etc etc... basking in my very temporary something not quite entirely unlike glory!...:D

What about a flibbertygibbit?

jamesg1213

unusual to see a priest with a couple of birds

 
 
 
 

I bet Daryl likes goats too.

yes
Ja
roight
 
butt, dont u mean p 222

So.....


What have missed?


Anything good? Juicy? Moist? Supercilious?

Something like that.

Is my mate Edwang still unfunnulous?

NOW page 222?

Sometimes when I'm washing my hands and feeling lazy, I'll have a sneeky piss in the sink at the same time.....












I know it's not hygienic, but it gets a few laughs out of the pupils in my chemistry class.

So,  222 STILL isn't showing?  Maybe this post will help.

SteveStrummerUK


Is my mate Edwang still unfunnulous?

More than ever my Staumming UK compatriot.

SteveStrummerUK


Sometimes when I'm washing my hands and feeling lazy, I'll have a sneeky piss in the sink at the same time.....












I know it's not hygienic, but it gets a few laughs out of the pupils in my chemistry class.

I visited EuroDisney today, but I didn't enjoy it as much as I should have because I felt grumpy.









Apart from being deported, I am not allowed within 200 yards of any of the other dwarves.

Earlier today, I failed my job interview to become a gynaecologist.









Apparently, the specialist skill they were looking for in the candidates wasn't 'lip-reading'.

Chortle?

SteveStrummerUK


Earlier today, I failed my job interview to become a gynaecologist.

you need to look up..

craigb


Chortle?

Chortle.  


You're making some good progress Mr. Postman.  

Mesh

Beagle


there was a monkey in that pic? 

FOCUS PEOPLE, FOCUS!!!
 
(I tellya Beag, you give em an inspiration a pic and they go banana's over it)
 

What's Focus?

are these "jokes" skating on the thin ice of TOS?? I hope knot, because I enjoy the Strummy. In fact, I wood purchase an airline ticket, plus admission to the show, just to hear his act in persona...

I hope he wood buy me a pint after the show... jus tto chug together,,, not that I drink, mind ewe .

Hey!  I'll mind my own ewes, thank you very much!
(Go find yer own...)

Sea ewe awl in the Am.

Sew, ware R U?  Eets da Am!

What I loike best about this fred is that I haven't looked at it for weeks and yet I don't feel like I've missed anything. Good work people.

We take pride in our ability to not produce anything.

Good Morning....how R all ewes?

I R phine heer....

Looks like it's almost time for me to get some sleep!  (Almost 3am here...  I work best at night - cooler too.)

craigb


We take pride in our ability to not produce anything.

this is  so not true... we have produced pages of stuff     things   something in the last weeks, like errm.. ahh...... brb
 
 
(thinking)
 
 
(its now later)
 
 
thats it !.. the pages!.. see!.. i knew this wasnt pointless nothing

trimph1


I R phine heer....

Phine ear 2.

hmm where is that unspellchecker plug in?..

anyways, i am in the am and coffee is here...yoop!

I'm eating a sausage and mustard sarnie. What about that then eh?

jamesg1213


I'm eating a sausage and mustard sarnie. What about that then eh?

wood that knot be BANGERS with condiments?

jamesg1213


I'm eating a sausage and mustard sarnie. What about that then eh?

 
 
I'm working on a great new idea for a TV reality show,
 
 
It's a fly-on-the-wall series about a group of thick southerners who construct a different model aircraft or battleship each week.
The Only Way Is Airfix should be on our screens by Christmas.
 
 

I misses me Airfix sodgers, specially me Desert Rats.

Good morning!!
I'm about to get my second cup of Java for the day and see if I can see any better after that. 

Mesh


Good morning!!
I'm about to get my second cup of Java for the day and see if I can see any better after that. 

did you have a banger and biscuit? or mayhaps bacon and toast? or eggs benedict arnold with that java?

musicman100

Mesh


Good morning!!
I'm about to get my second cup of Java for the day and see if I can see any better after that. 

did you have a banger and biscuit? or mayhaps bacon and toast? or eggs benedict arnold with that java?

No, didn't have any biscuit bangers bicuits or bangers, eggs, toasted becan, nor benedict arnold....
Just 2 slices of raisin bread with butter. Simples...
 
How about you?

Airfix soldiers...sigh...

Nowadays all I ever get when I open a biscuit tin is biscuits. 

Everyone knows that biscuit tins are really meant for ickle soldiers.

I'm having bangers here...with some BBQ sauce...