AnsweredBapu's (and others) random thoughts for the day.

ok fine... wazzocking on the next page we is

and Ashley my name isnt Shirley ..its ian

I had a fight with Dracula last night and he punched me unconscious to the floor....











I was completely out for the Count.

Bruce Wayne came up to me in the pub earlier and asked me if I wanted to buy his Batmobile.










"No thanks mate" I told him, "I'm happy enough with my Nokia."

paulo


Enough pillocking..............can we have some wazzocking now ?

....and also add bullocks to this prestigious list? (if it hasn't been already added)

 
One of the girls in the office was flirting with me in the canteen this morning, but I think I've blown my chances with her.

"I bet you've got a nice lunchbox," she said with a wink and cheeky smile.

"I have. Want a look?" I said.

"Go on then," she said excitedly, checking that no-one else was looking.

So I got it out, and judging by her reaction, I don't think He-Man was her favourite cartoon character.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours?





 Nacho cheese.

daryl1968


you know what they say about blokes with big hands







big gloves

....but they're bad azz bazz playerz roight?  with small feet....

Two clothing shops walk into a bar....







And the barman says, "Right, who's Next?"

America is abolishing the Death Sentence....


It will be replaced with a really difficult tongue twister.

I just bought one of these......



Well, I say "bought". Actually I stole it off a small, fat, ginger kid.

A macho young swimmer named Dwyer,
Really liked playing with fire.
One night in the dark
He swam with a shark,
And his voice is now two octaves higher.

Bapsi: I don't think that Jamaican 100m sprinter is any good

Straummy: What Usain?

Bapsi: I'm saying I don't think that Jamaican 100m sprinter is any good

SteveStrummerUK


Bapsi: I don't think that Jamaican 100m sprinter is any good

Straummy: What Usain?

Bapsi: I'm saying I don't think that Jamaican 100m sprinter is any good

Husein was not much of a sprinter either, rather a better mole in a hole.

Earlier today, I went to the pet shop to buy a Chinchilla.


Pfft, what a waste of money....


If anything, it's actually made my face even warmer.

Due to a booking mix-up, a man and a woman who have never met before find themselves having to share a sleeping compartment of a train. After the initial awkwardness, they both decide to be adult about it and flip a coin for who gets which bunk . The woman calls correctly and takes the top one.

In the middle of the night, the woman leans over and says, "I’m sorry to bother you, but I’m awfully cold and I was wondering if you could possibly pass me another blanket."
The man leans out and, with a glint in his eye, says, "I’ve got a better idea....why don't we just pretend that we’re married."

"Why not," giggles the woman.

"Right", he replies. "Get your own f***ing blanket."

I've got a mate called Sid, who was the Victim of  I.D theft.

Now we just call him S

Paulo,

That was *almost* a chortle.

musicman100

daryl1968

Did you notice the 100 watt 100 ohm resistor sitting on top of that stove???
 
Well I can tell you that stove once belonged to a cowboy......
 
how can you tell???
 
 
 
wait for it ........
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
Everybody knows all cowboys have an ohm on the range
 
 
where the squirrills and the monkeys play

I was going to post that, but I had to put it on the back burner.  

Where do ghosts by their wardrobe?  


At a bootique.  

Old55

musicman100

daryl1968

Did you notice the 100 watt 100 ohm resistor sitting on top of that stove???

Well I can tell you that stove once belonged to a cowboy......

how can you tell???



wait for it ........









Everybody knows all cowboys have an ohm on the range


where the squirrills and the monkeys play

I was going to post that, but I had to put it on the back burner.  

And I was gassed up to hear what you had to say Jan.

Page 226 is nearly anyone's for the asking.

bapu

Old55

musicman100

daryl1968

Did you notice the 100 watt 100 ohm resistor sitting on top of that stove???

Well I can tell you that stove once belonged to a cowboy......

how can you tell???



wait for it ........









Everybody knows all cowboys have an ohm on the range


where the squirrills and the monkeys play

I was going to post that, but I had to put it on the back burner.  

And I was gassed up to hear what you had to say Jan.

Naturally?  Be careful, TOS doesn't allow propanity.  

Propanity? 

Only if you're trying to blow up this FSF?

I knew you'd say that oventually.  

Can one blow up a FSF?

Congrats Jan!!!

I think you are the big winner of the Grand Prize of Top Poster!!!

(I was going to say Top Posting Arse, but that didn't sound right)

Methinks we have broiled onto 226!  

trimph1


Can one blow up a FSF?

This has been THE proverbial question that has haunted man ever since the dawn of page 1.

Mesh


Congrats Jan!!!

I think you are the big winner of the Grand Prize of Top Poster!!!

(I was going to say Top Posting Arse, but that didn't sound right)

Thanks, Mesh.  I think the current theme would make it Pop Toasting.  

trimph1


Can one blow up a FSF?

Yes.  Use "<ctrl> +".  

Time for some REAL music...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7P6QYWqRxww

 Shredded wheat!  

Old55


 Shredded wheat!  

LSH my hair fell out....


....then bounced back and hit me in the eye....

Jonbouy

Old55


 Shredded wheat!  

LSH my hair fell out....


....then bounced back and hit me in the eye....

That video is classic!  I've sent the link to some of my friends.  

Old55

Jonbouy

Old55


 Shredded wheat!  

LSH my hair fell out....


....then bounced back and hit me in the eye....

That video is classic!  I've sent the link to some of my friends.  

Two of the grates.

Jonbouy


Time for some REAL music...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7P6QYWqRxww

That's what Mooch hears when he listens to me sing.


Sadly, that's what it really sounds like.

daryl1968

Now THAT'S my kind of humor!  Love it!

That's because it's the middle of the night.

I'm having tea and toast with marmalade. What about that then?

Is the MLM still alive?

Long live MLM!!!!!

Good Morning!!!

Hello and Good morning to you as well!!

Shall we set a "topic for the day"?

Butterfingers are cool....

I like Butterfingers.
.
.
.
(wait, that didn't sound quite right.........it's almost as bad as going to see a proctologist named Dr. Coldhands).

Good morning, Gents.  I'm afraid I can't hang out--I'm running late.  Have a great day.  

Are we talking Butterfingers only, or candy bar names in general for the topic?   

Old55


Are we talking Butterfingers only, or candy bar names in general for the topic?   

I think candy bars would be a good topic.
 
I personally like

do you really want to start the 'Cadbury's is better than Hershey's' debate?

daryl1968


do you really want to start the 'Cadbury's is better than Hershey's' debate?

Good Morning Daryl!!
 
I didn't realize there was a debate on that.......of course Cadbury's betterer.....DUH!!!

Mesh

daryl1968


do you really want to start the 'Cadbury's is better than Hershey's' debate?

Good Morning Daryl!!
 
I didn't realize there was a debate on that.......of course Cadbury's betterer.....DUH!!!

buenos dias Senor Mesh
 
Good man

I'm also fond of these

Why cant this fred be for sale?????

or sail ????

musicman100


Why cant this fred be for sale?????

or sail ????

I reckon Bapu would sell it to you

woohoo totp

LIMBO

musicman100


Why cant this fred be for sale?????

or sail ????

I wonder how much this is really worth to have it shipped as cargo?