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Re:Anyone have any secrets they want to share? Post it here. No one will read it. 2012/06/18 12:25:23 (permalink)

Sarcasm.....





Well yeah... there's a great attitude to have.


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Re:Anyone have any secrets they want to share? Post it here. No one will read it. 2012/06/18 12:31:15 (permalink)
I went upstairs and asked"Who's  Mozart ? It took courage on my part to go UP THERE




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Re:Anyone have any secrets they want to share? Post it here. No one will read it. 2012/06/18 12:31:46 (permalink)
I thought that this thread had already plumbed the depths of bad taste. Now we're talking about Bapu's arse?
There is a big difference between 'arse' and a specific arse.
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Re:Anyone have any secrets they want to share? Post it here. No one will read it. 2012/06/18 12:33:16 (permalink)
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117 pages of Bapu's Arse.

A new world's record (IIRC).


 You are far larger than I ever imagined. You could get mine on one page...if I squeeze it.

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Re:Anyone have any secrets they want to share? Post it here. No one will read it. 2012/06/18 12:49:41 (permalink)
daryl1968


I thought that this thread had already plumbed the depths of bad taste. Now we're talking about Bapu's arse?
There is a big difference between 'arse' and a specific arse.

Not my arse as in my physical arse.


Arse as in my posts.


See what I did there?
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Re:Anyone have any secrets they want to share? Post it here. No one will read it. 2012/06/18 13:04:23 (permalink)
 Whew!

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Re:Anyone have any secrets they want to share? Post it here. No one will read it. 2012/06/18 13:10:13 (permalink)
So, it's a Philosophical Arse?  Like Plato's ideal form of an Arse, of which all other Arses are imitations?

If so, I think Plato may have been a little messed up.
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Re:Anyone have any secrets they want to share? Post it here. No one will read it. 2012/06/18 13:10:32 (permalink)
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daryl1968


I thought that this thread had already plumbed the depths of bad taste. Now we're talking about Bapu's arse?
There is a big difference between 'arse' and a specific arse.

Not my arse as in my physical arse.


Arse as in my posts.


See what I did there?


So, you're saying it's univ-arse-al?

Should auld acquaintance be forgot--hey, who the hell are you guys?  
 
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Re:Anyone have any secrets they want to share? Post it here. No one will read it. 2012/06/18 13:13:20 (permalink)
I glad we are arseking these kinds of questions.

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Re:Anyone have any secrets they want to share? Post it here. No one will read it. 2012/06/18 13:17:14 (permalink)
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So, it's a Philosophical Arse?  Like Plato's ideal form of an Arse, of which all other Arses are imitations?

If so, I think Plato may have been a little messed up.


I don't see what Disney characters have to do with this
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Re:Anyone have any secrets they want to share? Post it here. No one will read it. 2012/06/18 13:28:11 (permalink)

On the Pope's last visit to the UK, His Holiness is cruising through the streets in his Popemobile when he suddenly sees a small boy jumping up and down and waving frantically at the side of the road.

"Driver!" says the Pope. "Let us stop and see what the young boy wants."

The Popemobile stops and the Pope winds down the window.

"Well, my son. What can I do for you?"

"Cool," says the boy, "I'll have a large cone with three scoops - chocolate, vanilla and strawberry."



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Re:Anyone have any secrets they want to share? Post it here. No one will read it. 2012/06/18 13:29:56 (permalink)
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UbiquitousBubba


So, it's a Philosophical Arse?  Like Plato's ideal form of an Arse, of which all other Arses are imitations?

If so, I think Plato may have been a little messed up.


I don't see what Disney characters have to do with this

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Re:Anyone have any secrets they want to share? Post it here. No one will read it. 2012/06/18 13:51:43 (permalink)
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On the Pope's last visit to the UK, His Holiness is cruising through the streets in his Popemobile when he suddenly sees a small boy jumping up and down and waving frantically at the side of the road.

"Driver!" says the Pope. "Let us stop and see what the young boy wants."

The Popemobile stops and the Pope winds down the window.

"Well, my son. What can I do for you?"

"Cool," says the boy, "I'll have a large cone with three scoops - chocolate, vanilla and strawberry."

I dont get it .....
 
how does the pope mobile resemble an ice cream truck???
 
 

 
 

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Re:Anyone have any secrets they want to share? Post it here. No one will read it. 2012/06/18 13:52:46 (permalink)
Must be a British humour thing ....


or else I am sew dense



or both



or neither



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Re:Anyone have any secrets they want to share? Post it here. No one will read it. 2012/06/18 13:58:27 (permalink)
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On the Pope's last visit to the UK, His Holiness is cruising through the streets in his Popemobile when he suddenly sees a small boy jumping up and down and waving frantically at the side of the road.

"Driver!" says the Pope. "Let us stop and see what the young boy wants."

The Popemobile stops and the Pope winds down the window.

"Well, my son. What can I do for you?"

"Cool," says the boy, "I'll have a large cone with three scoops - chocolate, vanilla and strawberry."

I dont get it .....
 
how does the pope mobile resemble an ice cream truck???
 
 

 
 

Air conditioned inside to keep the cold things inside alive from going sour?
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Re:Anyone have any secrets they want to share? Post it here. No one will read it. 2012/06/18 13:59:01 (permalink)
 I dunno, If you're 10 the white hat might remind you of the soft serve guy. I see a resemblance.

 

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Re:Anyone have any secrets they want to share? Post it here. No one will read it. 2012/06/18 14:01:49 (permalink)
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 I dunno, If you're 10 the white hat might remind you of the soft serve guy. I see a resemblance.

 

Yar. You goat that roight mate.
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Re:Anyone have any secrets they want to share? Post it here. No one will read it. 2012/06/18 14:02:51 (permalink)
So, have we over analyzed the joke to the point where it's not funny anymore?
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Re:Anyone have any secrets they want to share? Post it here. No one will read it. 2012/06/18 14:03:55 (permalink)
Arse.

Should auld acquaintance be forgot--hey, who the hell are you guys?  
 
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Re:Anyone have any secrets they want to share? Post it here. No one will read it. 2012/06/18 14:04:15 (permalink)
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I dunno, If you're 10 the white hat might remind you of the soft serve guy. I see a resemblance.



Yar. You goat that roight mate.

at the risk of the wrath of the Spanish Inquisition, I am keeping very quiet.
So many un PC jokes....................nope
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Re:Anyone have any secrets they want to share? Post it here. No one will read it. 2012/06/18 14:05:25 (permalink)
The soft serve guy is in charge of the Spanish Inquisition?
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Re:Anyone have any secrets they want to share? Post it here. No one will read it. 2012/06/18 14:06:29 (permalink)
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The soft serve guy is in charge of the Spanish Inquisition?


Mooch? Conquistador?

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Re:Anyone have any secrets they want to share? Post it here. No one will read it. 2012/06/18 14:07:17 (permalink)
Mooch has NEVER served anything soft IIRC.
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Re:Anyone have any secrets they want to share? Post it here. No one will read it. 2012/06/18 14:10:47 (permalink)
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Mooch has NEVER served anything soft IIRC.

Does ripening a banana count?
 
Nevermind......

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Re:Anyone have any secrets they want to share? Post it here. No one will read it. 2012/06/18 14:11:18 (permalink)
 He should let it melt a little then.

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Re:Anyone have any secrets they want to share? Post it here. No one will read it. 2012/06/18 14:12:11 (permalink)
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bapu


Mooch has NEVER served anything soft IIRC.

Does ripening a banana count?
 
Nevermind......

EVERYONE thinks it.

Meshsezit.
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Mesh


bapu


Mooch has NEVER served anything soft IIRC.

Does ripening a banana count?

Nevermind......

EVERYONE thinks it.

Meshsezit.

I see what you did tho......setting the whole thing up!!
You sly wittle fox you!!

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Re:Anyone have any secrets they want to share? Post it here. No one will read it. 2012/06/18 14:19:59 (permalink)
I'm always looking for a way to add to post count help the other guy out.
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Re:Anyone have any secrets they want to share? Post it here. No one will read it. 2012/06/18 14:21:04 (permalink)
bapu


So, have we over analyzed the joke to the point where it's not funny anymore?


We are funny here????

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bapu


So, have we over analyzed the joke to the point where it's not funny anymore?


We are funny here????

This is not funny?

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