AnsweredBapu's (and others) random thoughts for the day.

ok fine.. i will limerick me'self

A woman drives from florida with a dog
she arrives with ian eyes agog
he's sittin on the can
disposing of his becan
make sounds that sound like plop

sad.. best i can do.. its house guests :(

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Chaos Choir


I need someone to help me troubleshoot why my pickups sound like crap?
 

 

Flush 'em and setup on a fresh stool is my suggestion.

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I know my sh!t3.

Chaos Choir


Keith Richards' Housekeeper Has Braced Herself For Finding Dead Body Every Morning Since 1976:

http://www.theonion.com/articles/keith-richards-housekeeper-has-braced-herself-for,28708/

LMAO! 

 
Sky...
 
 

That's red. Was it at dawn?

SteveStrummerUK


 
Sky...
 
 

Looks like the perfect background for an album cover to me!

craigb

SteveStrummerUK


 
Sky...
 
 

Looks like the perfect background for an album cover to me!

 
Are you psychic Craig!
 
A while back, I transferred an old cassette tape to CD for a friend of mine and used that very image on the insert. That's why it's square
 
 
 

I can't wait to get the CD Straummy.

Oh wait, you said friend, not fiend.

can I say dangleberries on here?

daryl1968


can I say dangleberries on here?

Why yes.... yes you can.
 
 
It's less offensive than 'clinkers'.
 
 
 

what about clingons? (without the k)

daryl1968


what about clingons? (without the k)

 
Too trekkish. Even without the 'K'.
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
i.e. 'Treccish'
 

I recently did a stand-up gig at a convention for wedding cake suppliers.










They were in tiers.

I went to the local menagerie the other day, only to discover that all the animals had been removed except for one dog....





It was a Shih Tzu.

SteveStrummerUK


I went to the local menagerie the other day, only to discover that all the animals had been removed except for one dog....





It was a Shih Tzu.

Ohh, you ate Mexician???

24..just in case you were countin

Athletes have arrived in Britain to be met with the sun and a 32 mile traffiic jam.

The traffic jam couldn't have come at a worse time....



While Chris Moyles is still on the air.

 
And speaking of the Olympics.
 
I'm rather proud of myself for beating my personal best over 100 metres...
 
 
I got to about 65 metres.
 
 
 

what about shart? Can I say shart?

I can't see why not.


I said it in the boozer once.


I drew a picture on the back of a beermat.


My mate said "Straummy, that is feckin' useless"


I replied "Pfft..... don't be sho shilly you're inshane you are, that shart that ish"

Chaos Choir


I need someone to help me troubleshoot why my pickups sound like crap?
 

 

They'll sound great with a bit of pan!

The FSF today.

A three fur would be nice.

Jonbouy


The FSF* today.

*Forum Sh!t3 Fred today.

A fourfer would've been even betterer.

Jonbouy


A three fur would be nice.

Y? Is it a Three Dog Night?

Jonbouy


A fourfer would be even betterer.

Sorry, got in the way.

bapu

Jonbouy


A three fur would be nice.

Y? Is it a Three Dog Night?

BAPU TRY HARDER!!!

Jonbouy
BAPU TRY HARDER!!! 

Why? Is Reece ahead of me again?

Nine posts in and no 2nd place "I Participated In The FSF" award yet.

bapu


Nine posts in and no 2nd place "I Participated In The FSF" award yet.

Will anyone mind if you award it to yourself?

There would be an uprising.

Daryl will call me an Arse.

Straummy will post an obtuse joke referencing my doofusness.

You will impose yet a bigger fine.

I'm not sure it's worth it.

bapu


There would be an uprising.

Daryl will call me an Arse.

Straummy will post an obtuse joke referencing my doofusness.

You will impose yet a bigger fine.

I'm not sure it's worth it.

Human sacrifices, dogs and cats living together, mass hysteria?  




But I though I saw you did give yourself one a few pages back and the Mayan calendar didn't come to an end.  You're safe though because I can't be arsed to go back and look.  

I myself could not be arsed to look any thing up in this fred.

That's for the statisticians.

anyone seen any monkeys lately?

daryl1968


anyone seen any monkeys lately?

Statistically speaking--no.  




















Sorry.  

daryl1968

Thanks, Daryl.  I feel better now.  

We haven't seen any arse for a while either Daryl.

bapu


We haven't seen any arse for a while either Daryl.

Are absolutely sure you want to phrase it that way?  

Depends on the Arse....

  Daryl?

He's flooding my inbox right now.

Forget arse

SteveStrummerUK

craigb

SteveStrummerUK


 
Sky...
 
 

Looks like the perfect background for an album cover to me!

 
Are you psychic Craig!
 
A while back, I transferred an old cassette tape to CD for a friend of mine and used that very image on the insert. That's why it's square
 
 
 

A bit, but people usually spell it "side kick" though...

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Dangleberries?  Are they in season?   

Old55


Dangleberries?  Are they in season?   

and its good morning from me

and its good morning from him

i feel giddy.. a botp, totp, nttotp and tf all in one swoop..

i need a nap

bapu


Straummy will post an obtuse joke referencing my doofusness. 

 
I once set Bapsi up on a blind date.
 
"Edwidge" I said, "She's a lovely girl, but I think it's only fair to let you know that's she's expecting a baby."
 
What a complete doofus he felt sitting there in the pub waiting for her to arrive wearing nothing but a nappy and sucking a dummy.
 
 
 
 
 
 

the apparrent limbo state that we're in must mean Straummy got the TOTP