AnsweredBapu's (and others) random thoughts for the day.

my mistake - I'm an arse

Today is the annual meeting of the Rolled-Up Newspaper Enthusiasts Society....






Now that's one event where I wouldn't want to be a fly on the wall.

 
I was forced to give Basil Brush a massage....
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
For fox ache.
 
 
 

wearing nothing but a nappy and sucking a dummy.

This may need some translation for our US pals...

jamesg1213

wearing nothing but a nappy and sucking a dummy.

This may need some translation for our US pals...

 
Here's one I prepared earlier: 
 
 
I once set Bapsi up on a blind date.
 
"Edwidge" I said, "She's a lovely girl, but I think it's only fair to let you know that's she's expecting a baby."
 
What a complete doofus he felt sitting there in the bar waiting for her to arrive wearing nothing but a diaper and sucking a pacifier.
 
 

 
 

 
I took my dog to the vets and asked the vet to remove his tail.

"Why?" he asked "The dogs tail is perfectly healthy."

I said, "My mother in law is visiting this weekend, and I want to make sure there are absolutely no signs of her feeling welcomed."

• London Olympics 1908: 2,035 athletes from 22 countries of whom 36 were women
• London Olympics 1948: 4,099 athletes from 59 countries of whom 385 were women
• London Olympics 2012: 10,490 athletes from more than 200 countries of whom almost half are women

 
I suppose there must be a lot more kit that needing ironing these days
 
 
 
 

daryl1968


my mistake - I'm an arse

sniff..
 
wait.. no.. thats not me sniffing your... oh firget it!

SteveStrummerUK

jamesg1213

wearing nothing but a nappy and sucking a dummy.

This may need some translation for our US pals...

 
Here's one I prepared earlier: 
 
 
I once set Bapsi up on a blind date.
 
"Edwidge" I said, "She's a lovely girl, but I think it's only fair to let you know that's she's expecting a baby."
 
What a complete doofus he felt sitting there in the bar waiting for her to arrive wearing nothing but a diaper and sucking a pacifier.
 
 
 
  

why was he expecting her to arrive in a diaper?..........................................:D 

Good morning CH!!

Good morning, all.  Nice coffee mug, Mesh.  

morning chaps

I'm still trying to recover from this nagging cough/cold/flu since last week which seems to be lingering on an on.......and of course now the whole family's got a case of it.  

Besides that, I'm doing GREAT!! :)

How's everyone this fine morning?

[covers mouth to avoid germs]  It's still a little too early to tell, but--so far, so good.  I hope you and your family get back to health quickly.  

Old55


[covers mouth to avoid germs]  It's still a little too early to tell, but--so far, so good.  I hope you and your family get back to health quickly.  

[coughs on the cable modem to transmit the virus] Thanks for the well wishes Jan.....I just realized how early it's on your side of town. 
I wonder what interesting topic is going to be discussed in here today? Hopefully, something about monkeys, kittens, ducks, hamsters, arse?
You never know what to expect in such a.......uhmm.....exciting place.
  

Mesh

Old55


[covers mouth to avoid germs]  It's still a little too early to tell, but--so far, so good.  I hope you and your family get back to health quickly.  

[coughs on the cable modem to transmit the virus] Thanks for the well wishes Jan.....I just realized how early it's on your side of town. 
I wonder what interesting topic is going to be discussed in here today? Hopefully, something about monkeys, kittens, ducks, hamsters, arse?
You never know what to expect in such a.......uhmm.....exciting place.
  

There will be a woot or two I'm sure.  Catch you later.  

Today's topic of discussion is...

WHAT TO DISCUSS!!

daryl1968


my mistake - I'm an arse

It happens to the best of us mate.

I'm an arse too.  Nothing to be ashamed of.  It could be worse you could be a pillock or a glope, or even all three.

cclarry


Today's topic of discussion is...

WHAT TO DISCUSS!!

That's been the topic since the first post.

It's still a lively debate.

(or is it?)

jamesg1213

wearing nothing but a nappy and sucking a dummy.

This may need some translation for our US pals...

THIS may help some of them;

THIS.

Pronoun:   
Used to identify a specific person or thing close at hand or being indicated or experienced: "is this your bag?".

Adjective:   
Used to identify a specific person or thing close at hand or being indicated or experienced: "don't listen to this guy".

Adverb:   
To the degree or extent indicated: "they can't handle a job this big".

Jonbouy

jamesg1213

wearing nothing but a nappy and sucking a dummy.

This may need some translation for our US pals...

THIS may help some of them;

THIS.

Pronoun:   
Used to identify a specific person or thing close at hand or being indicated or experienced: "is this your bag?".

Adjective:   
Used to identify a specific person or thing close at hand or being indicated or experienced: "don't listen to this guy".

Adverb:   
To the degree or extent indicated: "they can't handle a job this big".

What's all this then?

Rejected Topics:

• Top 10 Enemas
• "That Thing on Bapu's Back" - The New Rorschach Test
• Favorite Open Sores
• Nuclear War - Have we really given it a chance?
• Disco - Less appealing than Nuclear War

UbiquitousBubba


Rejected Topics:

• Disco - Less appealing than Nuclear War

Not if it is carried out 10,000 ft above your head.

Try it you might be pleasantly surprised, start out with 2 kilotons and work up from there.

UbiquitousBubba


Rejected Topics:

• Top 10 Enemas
• "That Thing on Bapu's Back" - The New Rorschach Test
• Favorite Open Sores
• Nuclear War - Have we really given it a chance?
• Disco - Less appealing than Nuclear War

So we're just sticking to with arse then?

I thought the Bee Gees attempted to start a nuclear war....back in the day?

They were a weapon of mass destruction.

 One of those topics looks pretty good....never mind I thought it read, " Favorite Open Stores"

UbiquitousBubba


They were a weapon of mass destruction.

So you're saying that song Staying Alive is really Bwaa Ha Ha with an evil laugh?   

Tim gets a HYBT

Mesh is 2nd place. He gets the obligatory "I Participated" award.

And now....... I present page 244!!!!

what a big steaming pile of arse

Daryl,

You're amazing.

You sussed that from only 5 posts.

daryl1968


what a big steaming pile of arse

Hot off the press?

daryl1968


what a big steaming pile of arse

What's the downside?

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Chaos Choir


So I'm eating a slice of pizza today and it's not that good but then something dawned on me. Pizza is a lot like sex in that, when it's good, it's good and when it's bad, it's still pretty good...

very true - let's look at a picture of a monkey riding on sheepdog
 
 

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Chaos Choir

daryl1968

Chaos Choir


So I'm eating a slice of pizza today and it's not that good but then something dawned on me. Pizza is a lot like sex in that, when it's good, it's good and when it's bad, it's still pretty good...

very true - let's look at a picture of a monkey riding on sheepdog
 
 

 
 
Yee haw!!! Git along 'lil doggie...!!!

yee haw indeed - bloody marvelous

Monkey, sheepdog, pizza, sex.......

Mesh


Monkey, sheepdog, pizza, sex.......

Typical FSF fodder.

Mesh


Monkey, sheepdog, pizza, sex.......

should never really be said in the same sentence mate.
I tell you what, let's look at a  monkey with a banana
 

daryl1968
  

Whoa....


That's one huge banana for such a small monkee.


Whoa.....


He's got two uvum.

bapu

daryl1968
 

Whoa....


That's one huge banana for such a small monkee.


Whoa.....


He's got two uvum.

yeah - that's gotta be breakfast, lunch and dinner for the little fella
 
(not sinking to your level Bapu)
 
 

daryl1968

Mesh


Monkey, sheepdog, pizza, sex.......

should never really be said in the same sentence mate.
I tell you what, let's look at a  monkey with a banana
 

 
Much betterer!!

daryl1968

bapu

daryl1968
 

Whoa....


That's one huge banana for such a small monkee.


Whoa.....


He's got two uvum.

yeah - that's gotta be breakfast, lunch and dinner for the little fella
 
(not sinking to your level Bapu)
 
 

Well done Mate!!
 
He's a leader, that Bapu.
He'll lead you down......

Daryl,

My level is so low there is no measurement known to mankind to quantify it.

Hey!!!!!!


Did anyone see THIS?????




C wot eye dun dere Daryl?

bapu


Hey!!!!!!


Did anyone see THIS?????




C wot eye dun dere Daryl?

Great marketing/promotion sir - I take my hat off to you
 

.

.

Mesh


Monkey, sheepdog, pizza, sex.......

Sex, Love, Beer and Wine, we're the class of 69...
 
 
that really was our (un)official class motto in high school

musicman100

Mesh


Monkey, sheepdog, pizza, sex.......

Sex, Love, Beer and Wine, we're the class of 69...
 
 
that really was our (un)official class motto in high school

spooky.
While we're on the subject, here's a couple of monkeys
 

daryl1968

bapu


Hey!!!!!!


Did anyone see THIS?????




C wot eye dun dere Daryl?

Great marketing/promotion sir - I take my hat off to you
 

Finally.... Daryl posts a pic of hisownself.... Thanks for sharing Mr Monkee Man

He's playing it like it's a bass. That's probably how he got the Gold Record.

Meebe he styles himself after Jeff Beck or Lindsey Buckingham?

A gorilla was walking through the jungle when he came across a deer eating grass in a clearing. The gorilla roared, 'Who is the king of the jungle?'and the deer replied, 'Oh, you are, Master.' The gorilla walked off pleased. Soon he came across a zebra drinking at a water hole. The gorilla roared, 'Who is the king of the jungle?' and the zebra replied, 'Oh, you are, Master.' The gorilla walked off pleased. Then he came across an elephant. 'Who is the king of the jungle?' he roared. With that, the elephant threw the gorilla across a tree and jumped on him. The gorilla scraped himself up off the ground and said, 'Okay, okay, there's no need to get mad just because you don't know the answer.

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Saxy Chimp (or Monkey for Daryl since he knows not the difference)

mariachi monkees