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dappa1
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Re:WHO CARES??!!!! Just post post post!!! 2012/07/25 06:42:16
One day a man with a guitar went to Kensington as he really wanted to see the royal albert hall.

He had realised that his favourite artist always played there. From a little boy he thought that it would be nice to be in a band but the furthest he ever got with that was Apple's Garage band. While this filled him with ecstacy it never really had the buzz that he wanted. Whilst sitting on the bus, he thought about his life and how it had been hard through out the years. Now in his aged life he realised that it was a piece of cake. He got of the bus and started to walk through the park.

On his way he stumbled a cross a Studio at Flat number One 2 melody Road. He was able to reminisce and look at the buildings at it inspired him to write a song. As he walked toward Albert Hall. He played his guitar, though it was an electric guitar still there was no reason to rig it up.

It was only logical for him to play, whilst he was singing and walking people gave him money, some one even gave him an apple with a bite in it. He didn't care, he still ate it.

He crossed the road and got hit by a Micra, the damage was minimal as when the collision was made the Micra had just been waxed so it was Micrasoft! he crossed the road and walked fifty yards down the road where he met another musician who liked to play bass. He was in a cue, whilst the guitarist willing to play with him he had no time to wait with the Cuebassist.

Fifteen minutes later he arrived at the Royal Albert Hall...

he then jumped on the bus and went back home. 

As he walked through the Door he thought...that was a big waste of time.

Moral of the story is....

Your input??? 
Ham N Egz
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Re:WHO CARES??!!!! Just post post post!!! 2012/07/25 09:09:35
daryl1968


musicman100


awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww how kute

MM100 - they are indeed kute but what do you think of this Mexican Meerkat? 
  



I thought those were manufactured in Germany by FOMOCO??
Chaos Choir
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Re:WHO CARES??!!!! Just post post post!!! 2012/07/25 09:21:52
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post edited by Chaos Choir - 2012/08/27 12:05:30
craigb
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Re:WHO CARES??!!!! Just post post post!!! 2012/07/25 09:42:15
But how many holes does it take to fill that hall?
bapu
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Re:WHO CARES??!!!! Just post post post!!! 2012/07/25 10:24:53
Old55


Why are they called mere cats, anyway?  

Because they like to look at themselves in the meer?
bapu
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Re:WHO CARES??!!!! Just post post post!!! 2012/07/25 10:27:36
craigb


But how many holes does it take to fill that hall?

Because they like to look at themselves in the meer?

SteveStrummerUK
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Re:WHO CARES??!!!! Just post post post!!! 2012/07/25 10:29:46

I went to see a counsellor. I told him, "I've feel really angro, very enkshus, and I'm parinod."


"I know what you're problem is Straummy" he said...


"It sounds like you have trouble expressing your emotions."


SteveStrummerUK
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Re:WHO CARES??!!!! Just post post post!!! 2012/07/25 10:32:09

I noticed that my tuna is dolphin friendly....
 






Pfft.... the stupid little bugger, a dolphin would eat him in an instant given the chance.

SteveStrummerUK
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Re:WHO CARES??!!!! Just post post post!!! 2012/07/25 10:33:43

I've just bought a border collie....








The one I already had wasn't bored enough.


bapu
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Re:WHO CARES??!!!! Just post post post!!! 2012/07/25 10:37:47
SteveStrummerUK


I've just bought a border collie....








The one I already had wasn't bored enough.

Chortle12.7989685745
dappa1
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Re:WHO CARES??!!!! Just post post post!!! 2012/07/25 11:46:33
If he had practiced along the way. (life's Journey) he could have played the royal. The Cubasis was talented but had no time for him. Too busy finding the right DAW the one he used was to easy so the ability to learn had evaded him. At the end of his life he realised that using so many different things (APPS) was not the answer but fine tuning his art and utilizing others would have helped him to fulfill his dream!

Instead of looking at the Royal Albert he could have been playing. A DAW Software is in nowise any comparision to mastering your guitar, piano, Cello etc. etc.ect
bapu
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Re:WHO CARES??!!!! Just post post post!!! 2012/07/25 11:48:36
Sometimes art imitates life.

All other times Art posts in the FSF.
craigb
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Re:WHO CARES??!!!! Just post post post!!! 2012/07/25 11:52:45
I thought Art was banned band for TOS violations?
SteveStrummerUK
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Re:WHO CARES??!!!! Just post post post!!! 2012/07/25 13:23:06

As me and the girlfriend headed off on a romantic holiday, we talked about what kinky things we'd like to do to each other.

She said, "I've always wanted to be handcuffed."

So I planted a kilo of coke in her suitcase.

daryl1968
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Re:WHO CARES??!!!! Just post post post!!! 2012/07/25 14:15:03
bapu
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Re:WHO CARES??!!!! Just post post post!!! 2012/07/25 14:25:11
Daryl, Lookie HERE

Just tryin' to do you proud
daryl1968
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Re:WHO CARES??!!!! Just post post post!!! 2012/07/25 14:36:01
bapu


Daryl, Lookie HERE

Just tryin' to do you proud


Splendid - yes, you are very trying
Old55
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Re:WHO CARES??!!!! Just post post post!!! 2012/07/25 15:13:15
daryl1968




It just ain't fair. 
jamesg1213
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Re:WHO CARES??!!!! Just post post post!!! 2012/07/25 15:21:46
What do Dr Funkenstein, Dappa1, Derrick & Lynn have in common?
Jonbouy
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Re:WHO CARES??!!!! Just post post post!!! 2012/07/25 15:29:05
jamesg1213


What do Dr Funkenstein, Dappa1, Derrick & Lynn have in common?


They all start with 'D' apart from Lynn which doesn't.

Am I right?
space_cowboy
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Re:WHO CARES??!!!! Just post post post!!! 2012/07/25 15:35:57
daryl1968
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Re:WHO CARES??!!!! Just post post post!!! 2012/07/25 15:38:41
space_cowboy





I like bush babies
SteveStrummerUK
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Re:WHO CARES??!!!! Just post post post!!! 2012/07/25 17:15:11

Just broke a mirror AND a light bulb....









Looks like 7 more years of bad ideas.
 

Zonno
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Re:WHO CARES??!!!! Just post post post!!! 2012/07/25 17:25:45
SteveStrummerUK


Just broke a mirror AND a light bulb....









Looks like 7 more years of bad ideas.
 

This fred is getting out of hand.
I want a full report on my desk tomorrow morning!
post edited by Zonno - 2012/07/25 17:27:40
Ham N Egz
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Re:WHO CARES??!!!! Just post post post!!! 2012/07/25 17:28:44
Zonno


SteveStrummerUK


Just broke a mirror AND a light bulb....









Looks like 7 more years of bad ideas.
 
This fred is getting out of hand.
I want a full report on my desk tomorrow morning!
 
 
 




bapu
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Re:WHO CARES??!!!! Just post post post!!! 2012/07/25 17:51:17
Zonno
This fred is getting out of hand. 


You're just discovering this after 247 pages??!!??


SteveStrummerUK
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Re:WHO CARES??!!!! Just post post post!!! 2012/07/25 18:22:10
Zonno


SteveStrummerUK


Just broke a mirror AND a light bulb....









Looks like 7 more years of bad ideas.
 

This fred is getting out of hand.
I want a full report on my desk tomorrow morning!


 
I had it ready to hand in...
 
 
But the dog ate it sir.......... honest.
 
 
And an older boy stole it off me.
 
 
 
 
craigb
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Re:WHO CARES??!!!! Just post post post!!! 2012/07/25 18:54:44
bapu


Zonno
This fred is getting out of hand. 


You're just discovering this after 247 pages??!!??



(Shush.  The short bus just arrived, ya?)
Old55
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Re:WHO CARES??!!!! Just post post post!!! 2012/07/25 19:09:47
Would a goat party be getting out of hoof? 

We're getting close to another TOTP.
craigb
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Re:WHO CARES??!!!! Just post post post!!! 2012/07/25 19:21:36
Uh oh... Page 248 is still hidden!
craigb
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Re:WHO CARES??!!!! Just post post post!!! 2012/07/25 19:22:37
There it is!
Jonbouy
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Re:WHO CARES??!!!! Just post post post!!! 2012/07/25 21:54:51
craigb


There it is!


Yup emerging slowly from the rising steam of the entire pile of poop that is FSF.
daryl1968
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Re:WHO CARES??!!!! Just post post post!!! 2012/07/25 21:58:53
stinky turdpile
bapu
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Re:WHO CARES??!!!! Just post post post!!! 2012/07/25 22:05:20
But the best there is.
daryl1968
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Re:WHO CARES??!!!! Just post post post!!! 2012/07/25 22:06:50
bapu


But the best there is.


so, the best stinky turdpile - woot woot
craigb
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Re:WHO CARES??!!!! Just post post post!!! 2012/07/25 22:16:29
A steaming cesspool of excrement?
daryl1968
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Re:WHO CARES??!!!! Just post post post!!! 2012/07/25 22:18:55
craigb


A steaming cesspool of excrement?


yes, well said Mr B
bapu
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Re:WHO CARES??!!!! Just post post post!!! 2012/07/25 22:39:58
daryl1968


craigb


A steaming cesspool of excrement?


yes, well said Mr B

When did this actually take place?


daryl1968
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Re:WHO CARES??!!!! Just post post post!!! 2012/07/25 22:47:23
bapu


daryl1968


craigb


A steaming cesspool of excrement?


yes, well said Mr B

When did this actually take place?

it takes place daily
bapu
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Re:WHO CARES??!!!! Just post post post!!! 2012/07/25 22:52:53
daryl1968


bapu


daryl1968


craigb


A steaming cesspool of excrement?


yes, well said Mr B

When did this actually take place?

it takes place daily

thanks for the reminder.
trimph1
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Re:WHO CARES??!!!! Just post post post!!! 2012/07/25 23:43:00
bapu


daryl1968


bapu


daryl1968


craigb


A steaming cesspool of excrement?


yes, well said Mr B

When did this actually take place?

it takes place daily

thanks for the reminder.
Did we need a reminder?

craigb
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Re:WHO CARES??!!!! Just post post post!!! 2012/07/26 00:39:00
We like to keep things regular around here.
Old55
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Re:WHO CARES??!!!! Just post post post!!! 2012/07/26 01:43:07
craigb


We like to keep things regular around here.

You're such a regular guy.  
zungle
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Re:The most exciting, coolest and entertaining fred EVER!!!! Come join in the fun. 2012/07/26 02:23:17
Posting 
zungle
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Re:The most exciting, coolest and entertaining fred EVER!!!! Come join in the fun. 2012/07/26 02:24:38
Posting some more
SteveStrummerUK
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Re:The most exciting, coolest and entertaining fred EVER!!!! Come join in the fun. 2012/07/26 08:03:33
zungle


Posting some more

 
You're not taking this at all seriously are you Jason
 
 
Jonbouy
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Re:The most exciting, coolest and entertaining fred EVER!!!! Come join in the fun. 2012/07/26 08:43:11
This post goes here.
craigb
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Re:The most exciting, coolest and entertaining fred EVER!!!! Come join in the fun. 2012/07/26 08:53:37
Thought I'd post some BS... 


 
Mesh
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Re:The most exciting, coolest and entertaining fred EVER!!!! Come join in the fun. 2012/07/26 09:08:54
Good Morning!!

Old55
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Re:The most exciting, coolest and entertaining fred EVER!!!! Come join in the fun. 2012/07/26 09:51:39
Good morning.  I can't stick around very long today.  I'm running late.
Mystic38
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Re:The most exciting, coolest and entertaining fred EVER!!!! Come join in the fun. 2012/07/26 11:06:28
Jonbouy


This post goes here.


Post moved to this post.
bapu
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Re:The most exciting, coolest and entertaining fred EVER!!!! Come join in the fun. 2012/07/26 11:10:05
Mystic38


Jonbouy


This post goes here.


Post moved to this post.

You guys are making it difficult to keep up.
bapu
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Re:The most exciting, coolest and entertaining fred EVER!!!! Come join in the fun. 2012/07/26 11:11:05
Old55


Good morning.  I can't stick around very long today.  I'm running late.

Next time; run faster?
Ham N Egz
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Re:The most exciting, coolest and entertaining fred EVER!!!! Come join in the fun. 2012/07/26 11:14:28
Almost TWO HUNDRED AND FIFTY pages in this particular thread, and what do we have to show for it?
 
What have we accomplished?
 
What are the ramifications?
 
Have we made an impact?
 
Please sumbit your short answers, along with a 20 dollar bill, in a plain envelope to Ca$h Dawg Productions © ® before July 31.
 
Whiners will be announced shortly thereafter.
Mesh
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Re:The most exciting, coolest and entertaining fred EVER!!!! Come join in the fun. 2012/07/26 11:23:09
musicman100


Almost TWO HUNDRED AND FIFTY pages in this particular thread, and what do we have to show for it?
 
What have we accomplished?
 
What are the ramifications?
 
Have we made an impact?
 
Please sumbit your short answers, along with a 20 dollar bill, in a plain envelope to Ca$h Dawg Productions © ® before July 31.
 
Whiners will be announced shortly thereafter.

1) Nada
 
2) Mental agony
 
3) Yes (a negative one)
 


bapu
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Re:The most exciting, coolest and entertaining fred EVER!!!! Come join in the fun. 2012/07/26 11:38:28
musicman100


Almost TWO HUNDRED AND FIFTY pages in this particular thread, and what do we have to show for it?
       
Daryl's Arse?


Mesh
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Re:The most exciting, coolest and entertaining fred EVER!!!! Come join in the fun. 2012/07/26 11:40:58
bapu


musicman100


Almost TWO HUNDRED AND FIFTY pages in this particular thread, and what do we have to show for it?
     
Daryl's Arse?


Is that a Dedication and is there a song for it?
bapu
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Re:The most exciting, coolest and entertaining fred EVER!!!! Come join in the fun. 2012/07/26 11:42:33
Mesh get TOTP HYBT!!!!

Woot. Page 249.

Mystic38
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Re:The most exciting, coolest and entertaining fred EVER!!!! Come join in the fun. 2012/07/26 11:46:54
bapu


musicman100


Almost TWO HUNDRED AND FIFTY pages in this particular thread, and what do we have to show for it?
     
Daryl's Arse?

it moved.. resulting in post 7432
 
edit: drat and triple drat, sigh..if ONLY i had not looked up post 7432 in an attempt to be unfunnier
post edited by Mystic38 - 2012/07/26 11:48:33
Mesh
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Re:The most exciting, coolest and entertaining fred EVER!!!! Come join in the fun. 2012/07/26 11:54:31
Just to be able to see the top of any particular new page, there seems to be a necessary posting of unnecessary posts.

I suppose it comes in handy to some of "us" here.  
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