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Re:Bapu's unpurposed fred.
2012/05/15 15:48:43
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You simply can't repurpose a fred that has not been purposed yet, roight?
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bapu
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Re:Bapu's unpurposed fred.
2012/05/15 15:50:49
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But it's not impossible to derail it though.
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Re:Bapu's unpurposed fred.
2012/05/15 15:52:31
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bapu
But it's not impossible to derail it though.
It has no rails. It can't be derailed. Even if there was a purpose in derailing it.
"We can't do anything to change the world until capitalism crumbles. In the meantime we should all go shopping to console ourselves" - Banksy
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Re:Bapu's unpurposed fred.
2012/05/15 15:53:32
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Jonbouy
It has no rails.
Well, they're not painted yet. So it appears they are not there. 
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Re:Bapu's unpurposed fred.
2012/05/15 15:55:16
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It's just going to keep Fredding its way through time.
Nothing can stop it except to lose the desire of having and contributing to a Forum Super Fred.
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Re:Bapu's unpurposed fred.
2012/05/15 15:57:18
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Jonbouy
Forum Super Fred.
That may well be the title tomorrow. But remember; it has a long way to go to beat the Mighty Lee Moon's game and the Cr@p Joke fred.
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Re:Bapu's unpurposed fred.
2012/05/15 15:58:48
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Sometimes, you just can't stop yourself. You know better, but you have to do it anyway. You think, "Hey! I know how this ends!", but you still do it anyway.
Sure, leaping out of the water, snatching a fish in your teeth out of thin air, and diving through a hoop gets a reaction at the local pool. When you do it the second time, the shock value is greatly reduced. It's just not as good once it's reporpoised.
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Re:Bapu's unpurposed fred.
2012/05/15 16:11:19
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so if it's not on rails, does that mean it's randomly hurtling through the space-time continuum?
Will this thread end up like an abandoned satellite just floating around in earth's orbit?
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Re:Bapu's unpurposed fred.
2012/05/15 16:39:27
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I think of it as one of those anthropomorphized steam engines with pseudo-human faces and voices that sound like either George Carlin or Alec Baldwin. Only, this train is seriously deranged. I don't mean in a "Tinky Winky is a lot of fun!" kind of way. It's more like a "Have Clarice for dinner with some fava beans and a nice Chianti" sort of thing.
Anyway, this engine jumped the track and is now careening through space. I guess you could say that riding this fred is like going off the rails on a crazy train.
Ok. I apologize for this one. I really should be ashamed. I'm not, but I should be.
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Re:Bapu's unpurposed fred.
2012/05/15 16:43:41
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UbiquitousBubba
I think of it as one of those anthropomorphized steam engines with pseudo-human faces and voices that sound like either George Carlin or Alec Baldwin. Only, this train is seriously deranged. I don't mean in a "Tinky Winky is a lot of fun!" kind of way. It's more like a "Have Clarice for dinner with some fava beans and a nice Chianti" sort of thing.
Anyway, this engine jumped the track and is now careening through space. I guess you could say that riding this fred is like going off the rails on a crazy train.
Ok. I apologize for this one. I really should be ashamed. I'm not, but I should be.
I think I want to get off
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Re:Bapu's unpurposed fred.
2012/05/15 16:47:04
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daryl1968
I think I want to get off
my cloud?
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Re:Bapu's unpurposed fred.
2012/05/15 16:51:26
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bapu
daryl1968
I think I want to get off
my cloud?
my soundcloud. Did someone mention soundcloud.......?
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Re:Bapu's unpurposed fred.
2012/05/15 16:56:36
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What's soundcloud?
What is it's purpose?
Links please?
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Re:Bapu's unpurposed fred.
2012/05/15 16:58:08
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I think someday I'm going to be reincarnated as a fred called fredwx1.
 In order, then, to discover the limit of deepest tones, it is necessary not only to produce very violent agitations in the air but to give these the form of simple pendular vibrations. - Hermann von Helmholtz, predicting the role of the electric bassist in 1877.
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Re:Bapu; Childish or childlike?
2012/05/15 16:58:25
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As I pushed my way into the kitchen, I started towards the sink.
Glancing at the several filthy dishes and the cobwebbed cupboard, I exclaimed, "Why haven't these been washed? Tell me what kind of woman you think you are if you can't even keep your bleeding kitchen clean?"
Needless to say she decided to call another plumber.
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Re:Bapu's unpurposed fred.
2012/05/15 16:59:45
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SteveStrummerUK
As I pushed my way into the kitchen, I started towards the sink.
Glancing at the several filthy dishes and the cobwebbed cupboard, I exclaimed, "Why haven't these been washed? Tell me what kind of woman you think you are if you can't even keep your bleeding kitchen clean?"
Needless to say she decided to call another plumber.
LSHPCOMN
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Re:Bapu's unpurposed fred.
2012/05/15 17:03:39
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A judge working a double-homicide case tells the defendant, "You're charged with beating your wife to death with a hammer".
"You bastard!" yells a voice from the back of the courtroom.
"You're also charged with killing your mother-in-law with a hammer" says the judge.
"Bastard!!" the same person yells.
The judge addresses the man sitting in the back of the courtroom. "Sir, one more outburst and I'll charge you with contempt".
"I'm very sorry, Your Honour" says the man. "But I've been this bastard's neighbour for 10 years, and every time I asked to borrow a hammer, he said he didn't have one".
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Re:Bapu's unpurposed fred.
2012/05/15 17:04:47
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SteveStrummerUK
A judge working a double-homicide case tells the defendant, "You're charged with beating your wife to death with a hammer".
"You bastard!" yells a voice from the back of the courtroom.
"You're also charged with killing your mother-in-law with a hammer" says the judge.
"Bastard!!" the same person yells.
The judge addresses the man sitting in the back of the courtroom. "Sir, one more outburst and I'll charge you with contempt".
"I'm very sorry, Your Honour" says the man. "But I've been this bastard's neighbour for 10 years, and every time I asked to borrow a hammer, he said he didn't have one".
LMFAO!
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Re:Bapu's unpurposed fred.
2012/05/15 17:09:00
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Why did the chicken cross the Mobius strip? To get to the same side 
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Re:Bapu's unpurposed fred.
2012/05/15 17:10:02
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Re:Bapu's unpurposed fred.
2012/05/15 17:14:46
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what a marvelous page 13 has been. A milestone page in the history of this thread.
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Re:Bapu's unpurposed fred.
2012/05/15 17:15:52
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daryl1968
what a marvelous page 13 has been. A milestone page in the history of this thread.
Yes we've learned about some fine songs up in the songs forum, no?
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Re:Bapu's unpurposed fred.
2012/05/15 17:16:48
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I met an old friend of mine at a fancy dress party...
"You've changed" he said.
"I know" I replied, "I came as a Transformer"
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Re:Bapu's unpurposed fred.
2012/05/15 17:41:11
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A friend of mine came to my fancy dress party in just his under-shreddies.
I said..." what the hell are you supposed to be ?"
He said....." A premature ejaculation - I just came in my pants !"
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Re:Bapu's unpurposed fred.
2012/05/15 17:42:26
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Darn good thing no one is reading this fred. 
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Re:Bapu's unpurposed fred.
2012/05/15 17:47:21
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This fred has some Mighty Lee Moons and Carp Jokes combined.
IT REALLY IS FORUM SUPER FRED!!!
btw Cake = Bakers
ROR!
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Re:Bapu's unpurposed fred.
2012/05/15 17:49:48
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☄ Helpful
I was doing important work on the computer and it shuts down by itself to do some automatic updates. I thumped the keyboard a bit and the bottom left key fell off.
Well, I lost Ctrl.
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Re:Bapu's unpurposed fred.
2012/05/15 17:50:42
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Now you have to add the "Adults Only" tag to the subject.
Should auld acquaintance be forgot--hey, who the hell are you guys? X2(X3 pending hardware upgrade), Emulator X2, E-mu 1212M, Virtual String Machine
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Re:Bapu's unpurposed fred.
2012/05/15 17:50:42
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Jonbouy
btw Cake = Bakers
ROR!
I know. It's starting to make me laugh too.
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Re:Bapu's unpurposed fred.
2012/05/15 17:51:28
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This fred is designed to test out the 'Alt F4' combination.
Try it!
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