Hello mate,
Long time no here......
 
How's life Daryl? 

Hey

Hey

Know what I mean?

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Awesome  {do the Mad victory dance Craig } 
 

57Gregy
I haven't posted here in a few days.

I would say it's high time you did.......
well not really "HIGH" time, but ewe know what I mean....

Don't bring me down..........somebody orchestrate some light in here until the electric bill is paid. 

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Mesh

Crikey..... that's bloody high voltage! {causes city-wide blackout}

Warp 18???

Obviously, they take a different expressway than the one I was on this morning. Sitting in the middle of a few million slack jawed MENSA members who can't do something as complex as drive, open both eyes at the same time, or put their foot on a pedal is awful. I can't wait to get back in my bunker where I belong. Every year, I grow more and more troll-like.
 
Also, I've had that coffee. It's hard to follow those directions when they're printed on the cup upside down. I caught on to that pretty quickly after only 3 or 4 attempts. 

That part is usually screamed as the contents pour all over you at 60 m.p.h.

Is that really French?

I can't speak French. I can't imitate a French accent. Well, I can, but it doesn't sound French. I learned French from watching Pepé Le Pew cartoons. I can laugh in French. Huh Hawww! 
 
You can't really hear it in the text, I know, but trust me. It sounds like I'm wearing a beret, holding a baguette, and performing an interpretive dance routine. Well, it sounds like a French guy doing those things. I sound very different when performing that routine.