AnsweredBapu's (and others) random thoughts for the day.

bapu


The Bapu is working on another cover with his friend Tom (the singer).

The Bapu worked hard all day on two guitar tracks.

The Bapu will record two more guitar tracks tomorrow and one bass track too.

The Bapu will be ready for Tom when he is ready.

You've been busy.  That'll keep you off the streets and out of trouble...








...well, off the streets, anyway.  

bapu


The Bapu is working on another cover with his friend Tom (the singer).

The Bapu worked hard all day on two guitar tracks.

The Bapu will record two more guitar tracks tomorrow and one bass track too.

The Bapu will be ready for Tom when he is ready.

I can't wait for the shameless plug.

"999 emergency services police department, how can I help?"

"A man has broken into my house, he has a gun and has my wife hostage."

"Sorry, sir, but we do not have any units available right now."

"Okay, but someone has just called me a nasty word on Twitter."

"Why didn't you say? We'll have an officer around within five minutes."

Quick bit of editing there Strummy......

Bristol_Jonesey


Quick bit of editing there Strummy......

 
But not quick enough to catch you out Col
 
 

I'm on a roll.......

Pfft....


I got sent off while playing for the pub's football team for doing a 'Pele'.


Apparently, showing everyone that you don't have any erection problems is an instant red card these days.

I strapped a 16 inch cucumber to the inside of my leg at a party last night, with the aim of impressing some girls.

But they all just laughed and called me a freak...











It might work a little better if I wear some trousers next time.
 

Strummy stop it.

I'm in a self-induced, deliberate foul mood this morning, and you're managing to break it.

So Michael Phelps is the greatest Olympian ever.....










Pfft......... what does he want, a feckin' medal?

SteveStrummerUK


So Michael Phelps is the greatest Olympian ever.....










Pfft......... what does he want, a feckin' medal?

:)
 
He's not according to Seb Coe

good morning my north american amigos, and good afternoon to Europa and points there,

and to the aliens among us "live long and prosper"..

to the kitties out there reading this  "mew-mew mew mew --- meow"..

I was stood at the bar earlier on and I said to this girl, "Do you come here often?"




She said, "Will you bugger off, this is the gymnastics final."

And a good morning to you all....

Good day to all of you.  I hope everything is well.  Strummy, you're in top form today.  Sorry I don't have the graphic:  

Chortle.

Good Morning CH!!


Well done Michael Phelps!!

I like elephants.....

...and bats.

I think JonBouy's going to be very pleased then with what's coming out of our Genetics R&D lab.

By the way, I suggest using industrial strength umbrellas.  I'm just sayin'...

Jonbouy


I like elephants.....

...and bats.

 
But not caves?
 
 

I watched the end of the national hot-air balloon convention on Saturday.








It was just a huge let down.

The IOC has claimed that they will catch Olympic drug cheats....









I'm not so sure - some of those athletes are pretty feckin' quick.

UbiquitousBubba


I think JonBouy's going to be very pleased then with what's coming out of our Genetics R&D lab.

By the way, I suggest using industrial strength umbrellas.  I'm just sayin'...

 

Let's just say that in large cities around the world, pigeons won't be considered to be quite such a nuisance, relatively speaking.

I once owned a homing elephant

Was his name, Tiny?  If so, I may have had him for awhile. 

We raced home and he won.  He wasn't there when I got there.  I had suspected he had another home all along.

Jonbouy

bapu


The Bapu is working on another cover with his friend Tom (the singer).

The Bapu worked hard all day on two guitar tracks.

The Bapu will record two more guitar tracks tomorrow and one bass track too.

The Bapu will be ready for Tom when he is ready.

I can't wait for the shameless plugs.

Pluralized.....

Page 264 is in limbo.

Long limbo FSF.

UbiquitousBubba


Let's just say that in large cities around the world, pigeons won't be considered to be quite such a nuisance, relatively speaking.

I think the lab has a little issue here....

Tween Wolf?

UbiquitousBubba


Was his name, Tiny?  If so, I may have had him for awhile. 

We raced home and he won.  He wasn't there when I got there.  I had suspected he had another home all along.

yes, Tiny.
He was a carrier elephant before his racing career - very handy for sending long letters or returning Netflix DVD's

And Daryl has Silvered as he paged 264.

Oh yeah, Barry Golded.

....and I would have got away with it if it wasn't for that medalling Bapu

Does X2 change the direction of this FSF?

This fred X2'd.

algebraically speaking, not necessarily

daryl1968


algebraically speaking, not necessarily

For that matter, even alphabetically speaking.

I Luvre dis fred *******
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
************ and Ducks ©

Mesh

daryl1968


algebraically speaking, not necessarily

For that matter, even alphabetically speaking.

indeed Mesh my bro from a different mo
 
 
my work is done here

Hey guys, Eddie (clueless) needs some help with a USB interface to work on an old sys. Can anyone advise him?

daryl1968


algebraically speaking, not necessarily

Daryl had the word BRA in his post heheheheheheheheh

I like BRA's BAR's!!

Mesh


Does X2 change the direction of this FSF?

FSF has a direction?

Down, though sometimes, it spirals.

bapu

Mesh


Does X2 change the direction of this FSF?

FSF has a direction?

It's on a quest.  Where it leads nobody nose.

Don't bother.  It's locked.  I've tried.

Pushed all day long on that door.  There was all kinds of screaming coming from the inside, too.  It didn't seem all that healthy to me.

UbiquitousBubba


Don't bother.  It's locked.  I've tried.

Pushed all day long on that door.  There was all kinds of screaming coming from the inside, too.  It didn't seem all that healthy to me.

Was anyone yelling, "Hound Dog!"? 

I couldn't get into that school either.

Elitists.

UbiquitousBubba


I couldn't get into that school either.

Elitists.

Were you pushing at that door too?

Bapu, can I say genitalia on this thread?

Today only Daryl.

I may have been wrong about that direction, Bapu.

There may not be as much of a spiral as I once thought.

daryl1968


Bapu, can I say genitalia on this thread?

Isn't that some sort of Italian Coffee?

Mesh

daryl1968


Bapu, can I say genitalia on this thread?

Isn't that some sort of Italian Coffee?

:)

TOTP - another Gold for Team GB - I medalled.
It feels so good to podium

I bannered Daryl.

And I post counted too.

Are we there yet?