AnsweredBapu's (and others) random thoughts for the day.

FSF where much is said but is seldom read.

Jonbouy


FSF where much is said but is seldom read.

the trueist words ever written on these hallowed pages
 
well done

daryl1968

Jonbouy


FSF where much is said but is seldom read.

the trueist words ever written on these hallowed pages
 
well done

Well done on you well done.


I can't be arsed to determine why you said well done, though.

Jonbouy


FSF where much is said about nothing.

Factualized.

Mesh

Jonbouy


FSF where much is said about nothing.

Factualized.

I've learned about:


arse
monkeys
arse
vapid/vanity posts
arse
kittens
arse
dogs in monkey suits
arse
and flacid HYBT

in this FSF.

Long live FSF!!!

Mystic38


oopsies... so what can happen when you can't think fast and write slower? ..

hmmm..methingks becan sammich is needed..taht'll do it

A key requirement here is NOT to think, but just post.
You automatically will be titled a Pro and may even Medal here.
 

that's all very well chaps but look at this old fashioned monkey on a bike

I have an idea for making a lot of money quickly by opening a boxing club in Hampshire.

Thought I'd call it Andover Fist.

daryl1968

Straumpu & The CHC?

bapu

Billy Gibbons?

daryl1968

bapu

Billy Gibbons?

Bapu Gribbon

bapu

daryl1968

bapu

Billy Gibbons?

Bapu Gribbon

Sorry, I missed that he was playing one note at a time
 

And that he only had four strings.

And that he had a dumfound look on his face.

And he was doing the bass player stance.

And he had no shoes.

And....

Please, no more If's, And's, or

I like monkeys

daryl1968


I like monkeys

now THAT i didnt need to know

Mystic38

daryl1968


I like monkeys

now THAT i didnt need to know

It's ok Mystic, Daryl likes them in a plutonic platonic way and went as far as spanking one for misbehaving at a monkey bar.
 
 
(....that didn't sound right)

Doctors now believe that gonorrhoea can be transmitted during oral sex....








I think that's a load of claptrap.

SteveStrummerUK


Doctors now believe that gonorrhoea can be transmitted during oral sex....








I think that's a load of claptrap.

Chortle

you're a bad man Straummy :)

And I'm a tart. Daryl sed so.

bapu


And I'm a tart. Daryl sed so.

yes, I did but only because Leo Sayer told me to

daryl1968

bapu


And I'm a tart. Daryl sed so.

yes, I did but only because Leo Sayer told me to

Monkey Say(er), monkey do?

Is this the right thread for an argument?

SteveStrummerUK


Is this the right thread for an argument?

Usually, there's an argument over this thread......so I don't see why you can't start one in here.

SteveStrummerUK


Is this the right thread for an argument?

Go ahead.... no one's paying any attention.

bapu

SteveStrummerUK


Is this the right thread for an argument?

Go ahead.... no one's paying any attention.

Sez who ?

watch out Macca - there's a knife in that hair

I've just seen a piglet on TV - I want one - they're my new favourite thing.

daryl1968


I've just seen a piglet on TV - I want one - they're my new favourite thing.

You're a fickle one Mr. Daryl1968.


I remember when I was your new favorite thing.


Heck, I remember when I was Mooch's new favorite thing.

bapu

daryl1968


I've just seen a piglet on TV - I want one - they're my new favourite thing.

You're a fickle one Mr. Daryl1968.


I remember when I was your new favorite thing.


Heck, I remember when I was Mooch's new favorite thing.

 
sorry mate - you're still a big tart but until you get a curly tail and a snout......
 

Fact or Myth?


CHC vocal training techniques revealed........

daryl1968

I like the game of 'strangle yourself with a stick'.

paulo


Fact or Myth?


CHC vocal training techniques revealed........

Brilliant stuff 

Would it be OK for me to post some worthwhile content here?

Go ahead. No one (or Noone) is paying attention.

What is worthwhile content?

trimph1


What is worthwhile content?

I might know it if I see it, roight?

Jonbouy

trimph1


What is worthwhile content?

I might know it if I see it, roight?

Have you been upstairs lately? X2 is all the rage. It has worthwhile content (or so they say).

I'm glad you cleared up any mythunderstanding.  

I have invented a new weapon of mass destruction.


I call it the 'Alphabet Bomb'.


If this fecker explodes, it could spell disaster.

bapu

Jonbouy

trimph1


What is worthwhile content?

I might know it if I see it, roight?

Have you been upstairs lately? X2 is all the rage. It has worthwhile content (or so they say).

don't worry.  the X2 bashing party hasn't started yet.  that will happen AFTER release.

I went to the garden centre today and bought a Christmas Tree. The assistant asked me, "Will you be putting that up yourself?"




I replied, "No, you sick pervert. I'll be putting it up in my living room."

Beagle

bapu

Jonbouy

trimph1


What is worthwhile content?

I might know it if I see it, roight?

Have you been upstairs lately? X2 is all the rage. It has worthwhile content (or so they say).

don't worry.  the X2 bashing party hasn't started yet.  that will happen AFTER release.

Quite right too if it turns up anywhere near as broken as X1 was on release.

'Courage' - and the difference between having 'Guts' and having 'Balls':

• 'GUTS' is arriving home late after a night out with the guys, being assaulted by your wife with a broom, and having the guts to say, 'Are you still cleaning or are you flying somewhere?'
• 'BALLS' is coming home late after a night out with the guys smelling of perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping your wife square on the ass and having the balls to say, 'You're next fatty!'
  

Good Morning & Happy Friday CH!!

Todays good word of the day is:

Arctophile - collector of teddy bears

(you know who you are.....)

Jonbouy

Beagle

bapu

Jonbouy

trimph1


What is worthwhile content?

I might know it if I see it, roight?

Have you been upstairs lately? X2 is all the rage. It has worthwhile content (or so they say).

don't worry.  the X2 bashing party hasn't started yet.  that will happen AFTER release.

Quite right too if it turns up anywhere near as broken as X1 was on release.

I believe it was DaveinNY who postged a brilliant synopsis of a new release, I wish I could find it again aand post a link, but to paraphrase its something like hype and excitement when the news is released, when the product is available the mob turns angry and biotches and complain , then posted about the next release, etc...

musicman100

Jonbouy

Beagle

bapu

Jonbouy

trimph1


What is worthwhile content?

I might know it if I see it, roight?

Have you been upstairs lately? X2 is all the rage. It has worthwhile content (or so they say).

don't worry.  the X2 bashing party hasn't started yet.  that will happen AFTER release.

Quite right too if it turns up anywhere near as broken as X1 was on release.

I believe it was DaveinNY who postged a brilliant synopsis of a new release, I wish I could find it again aand post a link, but to paraphrase its something like hype and excitement when the news is released, when the product is available the mob turns angry and biotches and complain , then posted about the next release, etc...

So, you're saying the monkeys haven't started flinging yet?

musicman100
I believe it was DaveinNY who postged a brilliant synopsis of a new release, I wish I could find it again aand post a link, but to paraphrase its something like hype and excitement when the news is released, when the product is available the mob turns angry and biotches and complain , then posted about the next release, etc... 

I already started the X3 wishlist fred. How soon they forget.

musicman100

I believe it was DaveinNY who postged a brilliant synopsis of a new release, I wish I could find it again aand post a link, but to paraphrase its something like hype and excitement when the news is released, when the product is available the mob turns angry and biotches and complain , then posted about the next release, etc...

George, if that's my old sparring partner Daveny5 you're thinking about, you need to add "...and make certain to accuse everyone who doesn't fully understand the software of using a cracked copy"
 
 
Right Beag?
 
 

Doctor: So, you say something strange happens when you take a dump?

Straummy: Yes Doc. My turds bear an uncanny resemblance to chips, or as the Americans call them, french fries.

Doctor: Tell me, do you wear a string vest Straummy?

Straummy: Why yes. Yes I do.

Doctor: Well, next time you have a crap, try lifting it up a bit higher.

SteveStrummerUK

musicman100

I believe it was DaveinNY who postged a brilliant synopsis of a new release, I wish I could find it again aand post a link, but to paraphrase its something like hype and excitement when the news is released, when the product is available the mob turns angry and biotches and complain , then posted about the next release, etc...

George, if that's my old sparring partner Daveny5 you're thinking about, you need to add "...and make certain to accuse everyone who doesn't fully understand the software of using a cracked copy"
 
 
Right Beag?
 
 

The one and the same, Strummy,sometimes there are pearls, sometimes there are turds...

There's cracked softwares? Warez that?

bapu


There's cracked softwares? Warez that?

Imagine the millions you would've saved Bapu......

bapu


There's cracked softwares? Warez that?

 
 
 

He's an idiot.

And you can quote me on that.

SteveStrummerUK


He's an idiot.

And you can quote me on that.

OK, you've covered either me or Mooch but what about Davey?