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The King & I don't get the TOP?
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....never mind.....The King is dead.
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These are actual quotes taken from Federal Government employee performance evaluations.
1. "Since my last report, this employee has reached rock-bottom and has started to dig."
2. "I would not allow this employee to breed."
3. "This employee is really not so much of a has-been, but more of a definite won't be."
4. "Works well when under constant supervision and cornered like a rat in a trap."
5. "When she opens her mouth, it seems that it is only to change feet."
6. "This young lady has delusions of adequacy."
7. "He sets low personal standards and then consistently fails to achieve them."
8. "This employee is depriving a village somewhere of an idiot."
9. "This employee should go far, and the sooner he starts, the better."
10. "Got a full 6-pack, but lacks the plastic thingy to hold it all together."
11. "A gross ignoramus -- 144 times worse than an ordinary ignoramus."
12. "He doesn't have ulcers, but he's a carrier."
13. "This man's drinking has not interfered with his work.
14. "I would like to go hunting with him sometime."
15. "He's been working with glue too much."
16. "He would argue with a signpost."
17. "He brings a lot of joy when ever he leaves the room."
18. "When his IQ reaches 50, he should sell."
19. "If you see two people talking and one looks bored, he's the other one."
20. "A photographic memory but with the lens cover glued on."
21. "A prime candidate for natural de-selection."
22. "Donated his brain to science before he was finished using it."
23. "Gates are down, the lights are flashing, but the train isn't coming."
24. "He's got two brain cells, one is lost and the other is out looking for it."
25. "If he were any more stupid, he'd have to be watered twice a week."
26. "If you give him a penny for his thoughts, you'd get change."
27. "If you stand close enough to him, you can hear the ocean."
28. "It's hard to believe he beat out 1,000,000 other sperm."
29. "One neuron short of a synapse."
30. "Some drink from the fountain of knowledge; he only gargled."
31. "Takes him 2 hours to watch '60-minutes'."
32. "The wheel is turning, but the hamster is dead"
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Good to see some are hard at work in this tragic comedy show. 
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CJ may be hard at werk im hiz studeo
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2015/08/17 15:47:50
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bapu
Why is Bud dry?
Oh trust me - I am NOT dry!! 
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Why is Bud dry?
Why is Bud light ?
I am NOT light either! 
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☄ Helpfulby SF_Green 2015/08/17 16:02:49
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2015/08/17 16:02:56
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Hey Bud, lighten up.
Like this? 
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I had to do something cutesy for #1000 
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That was so 1 post ago.
LOL! Post count matters not, n'est pas?
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☄ Helpfulby bapu 2015/08/17 16:30:40
Plus it's only 0.0151476134934941 of The Bapu's count. Paltry!
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I marked post #42585 as helpful since I'm no good at maths
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2015/08/17 16:58:05
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I marked post #42585 as helpful since I'm no good at maths
 Can you count to three?
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No but I can stare at three
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I marked post #42585 as helpful since I'm no good at maths
Can you count to three?
I can only pray this was Photo-shopped.
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I marked post #42585 as helpful since I'm no good at maths
Can you count to three?
I can only pray this was Photo-shopped.
1) She's the NEW triple-breasted prostitute for the re-do of Total Recall 2) It's not PhotoShopped, but they are NOT real (just good costume effects) 3) The ones on the actress in the original Total Recall (with Arnie) weren't real either. That said, it's pretty rare, but some girls are born with three breasts, though most have the middle one removed to look more normal. Note that it can happen to guys too! I knew one guy when I was young in San Diego that had three; two in the normal positions and one in the middle that was a little higher and closer to one side.
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Gifted Fred welcomes all ewes.
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2015/08/18 09:55:12
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Music is not about notes and chords! My poem is not about the computer or monitor or letters! It's about how I was able to translate it from my insides!
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Craig is an only child (as required by Nature).
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I marked post #42585 as helpful since I'm no good at maths
Can you count to three?
I can only pray this was Photo-shopped.
1) She's the NEW triple-breasted prostitute for the re-do of Total Recall
2) It's not PhotoShopped, but they are NOT real (just good costume effects)
3) The ones on the actress in the original Total Recall (with Arnie) weren't real either. That said, it's pretty rare, but some girls are born with three breasts, though most have the middle one removed to look more normal. Note that it can happen to guys too! I knew one guy when I was young in San Diego that had three; two in the normal positions and one in the middle that was a little higher and closer to one side.
And as the truth about this woman's redundant bosom became known to the assembled crowd, a muffled titter went through the room.
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Heheheh.....Bert said muffled titter....heheheh!!
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