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daryl1968


back in the days before monkey/dog wrestling was made illegal

 
 
Today, they're monkey's best friend.
 

 

Hi.



Mike ™

Mesh

daryl1968


back in the days before monkey/dog wrestling was made illegal

 
 
Today, they're monkey's best friend.
 

 

awwwwwwww
 
I like monkeys

Is that a Beagle in a choke hold?

On a visit to the zoo earlier today, I decided it would be a good idea to beat up a penguin.


Pfft..... bad idea.


There was chocolate everywhere.

daryl1968

Mesh

daryl1968


back in the days before monkey/dog wrestling was made illegal

 
 
Today, they're monkey's best friend.
 

 

awwwwwwww
 
I like monkeys

The Beagle is down for the count.... reminds me of WWF wrsstling ...

My friend Lucy Lykes lives in Herts, in a little village called Tillet. She's the landlady of The Cockwell Inn. I do so enjoy writing the address on her Christmas card envelope.

jamesg1213


My friend Lucy Lykes lives in Herts, in a little village called Tillet. She's the landlady of The Cockwell Inn. I do so enjoy writing the address on her Christmas card envelope.

:)

daryl1968

Mesh

daryl1968


WE NEED SOME MONKEYS - that'll get this stinking pile back on track

 
 
HOP ON!!

YAY - MONKEY ON A BIKE
 
 
trying hard to ignore Straummy

that's not a monkey. 

musicman100

daryl1968

Mesh

daryl1968


back in the days before monkey/dog wrestling was made illegal

 
 
Today, they're monkey's best friend.
 

 

awwwwwwww
 
I like monkeys

The Beagle is down for the count.... reminds me of WWF wrsstling ...

now that's a monkey (the top pic, not the bottom pic!  )
 
and in the top pic, it appears that I'm gettin' some monkey lovin'....

 
 

 

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Beagle

musicman100

daryl1968

Mesh

daryl1968


back in the days before monkey/dog wrestling was made illegal

 
 
Today, they're monkey's best friend.
 

 

awwwwwwww
 
I like monkeys

The Beagle is down for the count.... reminds me of WWF wrsstling ...

now that's a monkey (the top pic, not the bottom pic!  )
 
and in the top pic, it appears that I'm gettin' some monkey lovin'....

(...ssshhhhh.....it makes Daryl happy.......(we know that's not a real monkey, just like we know it's not really monkey lovin' that you're getting) )

Monkee Lovin'?

Mesh

Beagle

musicman100

daryl1968

Mesh

daryl1968


back in the days before monkey/dog wrestling was made illegal

 
 
Today, they're monkey's best friend.
 

 

awwwwwwww
 
I like monkeys

The Beagle is down for the count.... reminds me of WWF wrsstling ...

now that's a monkey (the top pic, not the bottom pic!  )
 
and in the top pic, it appears that I'm gettin' some monkey lovin'....

(...ssshhhhh.....it makes Daryl happy.......(we know that's not a real monkey, just like we know it's not really monkey lovin' that you're getting) )

DOH!  why didn't you say so????

I poke monkies with a stick

...but fair.

VEGAS MONKEY!!

A horse walks into a bar. The barman says, "Why the long face?"

The horse replies, "I came first in the Olympics and they gave the medal to the twat on my back."

I was going to create a spereate fred for this topix, but since it is salient and germaine to the FSF I posted it here
 
WHY I HATE MONKIES:
 
1. they are mean
2 they fling poop
3 they leave banana peels laying about everywhere
4. they choke beagles
5 daryl doesnt like them
6 they ride funny bycycles
7they fling poop
 

musicman100


I was going to create a spereate fred for this topix, but since it is salient and germaine to the FSF I posted it here
 
WHY I HATE MONKIES:
 
1. they are mean
2 they fling poop
3 they leave banana peels laying about everywhere
4. they choke beagles
5 daryl doesnt like them
6 they ride funny bycycles
7they fling poop
 

It's ok MM, your case is very typical of a "closet monkey lover".......once you get over the initial flinging poop hate period, you'll be able love em like a duck to water.

musicman100


I was going to create a spereate fred for this topix, but since it is salient and germaine to the FSF I posted it here
 
WHY I HATE MONKIES:
 
1. they are mean
2 they fling poop
3 they leave banana peels laying about everywhere
4. they choke beagles
5 daryl doesnt like them
6 they ride funny bycycles
7they fling poop
 

 
the weird thing is that the reasons you give for hating monkeys are the exact reasons I like monkeys

Monkey poop smells of bananas and makes a great fruity air freshener by the way

daryl1968

musicman100


I was going to create a spereate fred for this topix, but since it is salient and germaine to the FSF I posted it here
 
WHY I HATE MONKIES:
 
1. they are mean
2 they fling poop
3 they leave banana peels laying about everywhere
4. they choke beagles
5 daryl doesnt like them
6 they ride funny bycycles
7they fling poop
 

 
the weird thing is that the reasons you give for hating monkeys are the exact reasons I like monkeys

Yes.....I'm hoping he'll be able to get over this denial phase and start to embrace the monkey wholeheartedly.

Mesh

daryl1968

musicman100


I was going to create a spereate fred for this topix, but since it is salient and germaine to the FSF I posted it here
 
WHY I HATE MONKIES:
 
1. they are mean
2 they fling poop
3 they leave banana peels laying about everywhere
4. they choke beagles
5 daryl doesnt like them
6 they ride funny bycycles
7they fling poop
 

 
the weird thing is that the reasons you give for hating monkeys are the exact reasons I like monkeys

Yes.....I'm hoping he'll be able to get over this denial phase and start to embrace the monkey wholeheartedly.

Mesh - I think you just single handedly broke the TOS.

daryl1968
Mesh - I think you just single handedly broke the TOS. 

Funniest post by Daryl EVER!!!!!!

Shock the Monkey

shock the monkey?

hot monkey love?

daryl1968

Mesh

daryl1968

musicman100


I was going to create a spereate fred for this topix, but since it is salient and germaine to the FSF I posted it here
 
WHY I HATE MONKIES:
 
1. they are mean
2 they fling poop
3 they leave banana peels laying about everywhere
4. they choke beagles
5 daryl doesnt like them
6 they ride funny bycycles
7they fling poop
 

 
the weird thing is that the reasons you give for hating monkeys are the exact reasons I like monkeys

Yes.....I'm hoping he'll be able to get over this denial phase and start to embrace the monkey wholeheartedly.

Mesh - I think you just single handedly broke the TOS.

Get a GRIP on things here, fellas

daryl1968

Mesh

daryl1968

musicman100


I was going to create a spereate fred for this topix, but since it is salient and germaine to the FSF I posted it here
 
WHY I HATE MONKIES:
 
1. they are mean
2 they fling poop
3 they leave banana peels laying about everywhere
4. they choke beagles
5 daryl doesnt like them
6 they ride funny bycycles
7they fling poop
 

 
the weird thing is that the reasons you give for hating monkeys are the exact reasons I like monkeys

Yes.....I'm hoping he'll be able to get over this denial phase and start to embrace the monkey wholeheartedly.

Mesh - I think you just single handedly broke the TOS.

Just doing my part mate......
 

283+ pages of pure fun (except page 14 and 252; total ch1te)

Hey mebee we should talk about monkeys now?

Not sure what we have been talkin' about cuz I cain't be arsed to go back and find out.

Monkeys did it again - they breathed life back into this creaky old thread

ArseBloodyTastic

bapu


ArseBloodyTastic

well, like it or not tartypants, they did. Bless them poop flinging furry little bastards

Penguins are the King of Fruit.

hmmm notice NUNS are sometimes referred to as penguins???

coincedence ??? I think NOT

Wise words from both JB and MM100.

Bapu - have I not explained the rules for posting in the song forum clearly enough?

Jonbouy


Penguins are the King of Fruit.

And Mooch is Conquistador
(as long as the VERY soon to be Mrs. Mooch sez he can be)

daryl1968


Bapu - have I not explained the rules for posting in the song forum clearly enough?

I know, but I was dying to address Frank, Mooch and Warren and did not want to get out sync.


Maybe an arse whipping is order?

A vacationing penguin is driving through Arizona when he notices that the oil-pressure light is on. He gets out to look and sees oil dripping out of the motor. He drives to the nearest town and stops at the first gas station.

After dropping the car off, the penguin goes for a walk around town. He sees an ice cream shop and, being a penguin in Arizona, decides that something cold would really hit the spot. He gets a big bowl of vanilla ice cream and sits down to eat. Having no hands, he makes a real mess trying to eat with his little flippers.

After finishing his ice cream, he goes back to the gas station and asks the mechanic if he's found the problem. The mechanic looks up and says, "It looks like you blew a seal."

"No, no," the penguin replies, "it's just ice cream."

bapu

daryl1968


Bapu - have I not explained the rules for posting in the song forum clearly enough?

I know, but I was dying to address Frank, Mooch and Warren and did not want to get out sync.


Maybe an arse whipping is order?

I'm shaking my head right now - you'll never learn mate - gotta try and keep it at the top of the page.
 
Anyway - I'm off to play footie - wish me luck - it's pissing down with rain so that'll make for a fun game. 

SteveStrummerUK


A vacationing penguin is driving through Arizona when he notices that the oil-pressure light is on. He gets out to look and sees oil dripping out of the motor. He drives to the nearest town and stops at the first gas station.

After dropping the car off, the penguin goes for a walk around town. He sees an ice cream shop and, being a penguin in Arizona, decides that something cold would really hit the spot. He gets a big bowl of vanilla ice cream and sits down to eat. Having no hands, he makes a real mess trying to eat with his little flippers.

After finishing his ice cream, he goes back to the gas station and asks the mechanic if he's found the problem. The mechanic looks up and says, "It looks like you blew a seal."

"No, no," the penguin replies, "it's just ice cream."

I just know SOMEONE out there is not gonna think that was funny, and get their under-roos in a wad

What's grey?

I got voted off Britains Got Talent in the first round the other day.

My act consisted of me just driving around on a scooter whilst balancing a pizza on the back for an hour....



The judges said I just didn't deliver.

 
After watching the Olympics, I decided that I would take up gymnastics again at my local gym. I phoned up and I asked if they could teach me how to do the splits.

He said, "How flexible are you?"

I said, "I can't do Tuesdays."

SteveStrummerUK


A vacationing penguin is driving through Arizona when he notices that the oil-pressure light is on. He gets out to look and sees oil dripping out of the motor. He drives to the nearest town and stops at the first gas station.

After dropping the car off, the penguin goes for a walk around town. He sees an ice cream shop and, being a penguin in Arizona, decides that something cold would really hit the spot. He gets a big bowl of vanilla ice cream and sits down to eat. Having no hands, he makes a real mess trying to eat with his little flippers.

After finishing his ice cream, he goes back to the gas station and asks the mechanic if he's found the problem. The mechanic looks up and says, "It looks like you blew a seal."

"No, no," the penguin replies, "it's just ice cream."

SteveStrummerUK


 
After watching the Olympics, I decided that I would take up gymnastics again at my local gym. I phoned up and I asked if they could teach me how to do the splits.

He said, "How flexible are you?"

I said, "I can't do Tuesdays."

Jonbouy

FACT!

Greco-feline wrestling?  

That should clear it up.

FSF!

A steaming pile graces the TOTP

Start as you mean to continue I say.

Jonbouy is a god

It's been clear to me for 280 pages.
And yet I return...