AnsweredBapu's (and others) random thoughts for the day.

bapu

Mesh


A picture does tell a thousands words.....even if they're not Brazillian.

The FSF is getting lit up by Ca$hDawg!!

Eye ent scene know CRA$H DAWG round cheer.

He sends his warmest regards to you Bapsi. and wonders where that fin is he loaned you..

Beagle

bapu

musicman100

daryl1968


would anyone like me to tell them about the little Brazilian monkeys that I saw on the telly the other day?

HER????

You can tell she's been Brazilianed

how can you tell that?
I can't even tell if she's smiling!

What???!!!!?????


Her face is in the picture?

kan ewe read whats emblazoned on here ummmmm bikini?

musicman100


kan ewe read whats emblazoned on here ummmmm bikini?

Datz ah "A", shud bee "A+" IMO.

What did I miss while I was at lunch?

there is a distinct lack of attention to detail around here.

Anyone seen Daryl?

He took off with my bazz track and I've not seen a mix, a compliment or even a post in the songs forum let alone an "arse".

bapu


Anyone seen Daryl?

He took off with my bazz track and I've not seen a mix, a compliment or even a post in the songs forum let alone an "arse".

It wasn't Daryl that took that......I heard his Brazillin monkey is bouncing to the grove of it.
 
 
BTW,
What's it take for a fella to get a HYBT round here?

Fangs Big guy!!

With the economy being what it eez these dayz, it's tough to work for free you know.....

No Mesh....

Fangs to ewe for aminding me.

I was doing the gardening this afternoon when a frog intentionally threw himself under my lawn-mower.








I guess he wanted to Kermit suicide.

SteveStrummerUK


I was doing the gardening this afternoon when a frog intentionally threw himself under my lawn-mower.








I guess he wanted to Kermit suicide.

for the record, English gnats have quite a long attention span

I think I fingered out why Straummy is posting a joke here. 


He's all done tracking that reworked tune.

Ya, that's it.

I better go check my email for a link to the stems.

daryl1968


for the record, English gnats have quite a long attention span

Look..... squirrel..... I mean..... bazz track..... I mean stems to track to.... I mean.... squirrel

I like those wittle fur balls....

bapu


I think I fingered out why Straummy is posting a joke here. 


He's all done tracking that reworked tune.

Ya, that's it.

I better go check my email for a link to the stems.

They must be some really good stems.


I ent seen no link yet!!!!???!!!!

I like squirrels

daryl1968


I like squirrels

That's why I sed it 2wice.

daryl1968


I like squirrels

and brazilian monkeys, I smell double' entendres here with freudian overtones,,

musicman100

daryl1968


I like squirrels

and brazilian monkeys, I smell double' entendres here with freudian overtones,,

what exactly do those smell like?  I've never been able to tell...

I've been dying to say scrotum on this thread - does anyone know if it breaks the tos?

daryl1968


I've been dying to say scrotum on this thread - does anyone know if it breaks the tos?

Not if you use it in a loving way. The word that is.

I'm not sure I want to see daryl use scrotum in a loving way. 

I was doing the gardening this afternoon when a frog intentionally threw himself under my lawn-mower.








I guess he wanted to Kermit suicide.

SteveStrummerUK


I was doing the gardening this afternoon when a frog intentionally threw himself under my lawn-mower.








I guess he wanted to Kermit suicide.

Going for a 3peat?

bapu

daryl1968


I've been dying to say scrotum on this thread - does anyone know if it breaks the tos?

Not if you use it a loving way. The word that is.

Like 'How are you today scrotum breath?'

Hey Daryl,

Am is the middle green key. Always!!!!

daryl1968

bapu

daryl1968


I've been dying to say scrotum on this thread - does anyone know if it breaks the tos?

Not if you use it a loving way. The word that is.

Like 'How are you today scrotum breath?'

Assuming you like that smell, ya, that's it mate.

limboland

Not any more......

bapu


Hey Daryl,

Am is the middle green key. Always!!!!

Thanks - I will print this out and use it for reference
 

daryl1968

bapu


Hey Daryl,

Am is the middle green key. Always!!!!

Thanks - I will print this out and use it for reference
 

You'll find that all your songs will improve 63.97967645756685% with that one little hint.

the issue that I have is if using the word 'sweaty' and the word 'scrotum' would be suitable for this thread or should I refrain?

daryl1968


the issue that I have is if using the word 'sweaty' and the word 'scrotum' would be suitable for this thread or should I refrain?

You might consider finding a clever way to sneak them into the convo....

daryl1968


the issue that I have is if using the word 'sweaty' and the word 'scrotum' would be suitable for this thread or should I refrain?

by "refrain" do you mean "repeat?"

Ja, Dary gets his inside and outside werds mixed up at times.

bapu

daryl1968


the issue that I have is if using the word 'sweaty' and the word 'scrotum' would be suitable for this thread or should I refrain?

You might consider finding a clever way to sneak them into the convo....

convo?  is that like what they used to have in the 80's with those big rigs???
 
breaker breaker one-nine!  we got us a convo!!!

Beagle

bapu

daryl1968


the issue that I have is if using the word 'sweaty' and the word 'scrotum' would be suitable for this thread or should I refrain?

You might consider finding a clever way to sneak them into the convo....

convo?  is that like what they used to have in the 80's with those big rigs???
 
breaker breaker one-nine!  we got us a convo!!!

Zactly!!!!

bapu

Beagle

bapu

daryl1968


the issue that I have is if using the word 'sweaty' and the word 'scrotum' would be suitable for this thread or should I refrain?

You might consider finding a clever way to sneak them into the convo....

convo?  is that like what they used to have in the 80's with those big rigs???

breaker breaker one-nine!  we got us a convo!!!

Zactly!!!!

WOOT!!! I wanna be Jerry Reed!  can I??? please??? can I???

bapu

daryl1968


the issue that I have is if using the word 'sweaty' and the word 'scrotum' would be suitable for this thread or should I refrain?

You might consider finding a clever way to sneak them into the convo....

maybe I will in the song forum - subtly, when it's least expected

daryl1968

bapu

daryl1968


the issue that I have is if using the word 'sweaty' and the word 'scrotum' would be suitable for this thread or should I refrain?

You might consider finding a clever way to sneak them into the convo....

maybe I will in the song forum - subtly, when it's least expected

You have someone in mind or just when you really really really like a song?

The best thing for Van Persie about joining United is that the home crowd will cheer and shout at him in exactly the same accent
 
 
 
 
 
I'd say 'Sorry Mark' for that but he has the good sense to never visit the SSB* thread.
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
* Sweaty scrotum breath.
 
 
 
 

Does this help Daryl ?

dropping-pants.gif


Assuming I posted it correctly.

Cheers,
Jerry

bapu

daryl1968

bapu

daryl1968


the issue that I have is if using the word 'sweaty' and the word 'scrotum' would be suitable for this thread or should I refrain?

You might consider finding a clever way to sneak them into the convo....

maybe I will in the song forum - subtly, when it's least expected

You have someone in mind or just when you really really really like a song?

it would have to be a particularly gentle and sensitive tune  

joakes


Does this help Daryl ?




Assuming I posted it correctly.

Cheers,
Jerry

yes - thanks Jerry

I said to the doctor, "What's wrong with me?"




He said, "Your X Ray shows you've got three broken ribs. But don't worry I've fixed them using Photoshop."

bapu

SteveStrummerUK


I was doing the gardening this afternoon when a frog intentionally threw himself under my lawn-mower.








I guess he wanted to Kermit suicide.

Going for a 3peat?

nobody laughed the first or second time ????

I just failed my interview for a sales job. They asked me to describe what techniques I use to turn a "No" into a "Yes."





Apparently "Rohypnol" is not an appropriate example.

Earlier today I had such a blazing row with some bloke in the pub, that I hit him over the head with a bottle of bleach....













Now the police have arrested me for Domestos Violence.

daryl1968

bapu

daryl1968

bapu

daryl1968


the issue that I have is if using the word 'sweaty' and the word 'scrotum' would be suitable for this thread or should I refrain?

You might consider finding a clever way to sneak them into the convo....

maybe I will in the song forum - subtly, when it's least expected

You have someone in mind or just when you really really really like a song?

it would have to be a particularly gentle and sensitive tune  

  A think maybe a ballad entitled "Ode to Betty Swollocks "?

musicman100

bapu

SteveStrummerUK


I was doing the gardening this afternoon when a frog intentionally threw himself under my lawn-mower.








I guess he wanted to Kermit suicide.

Going for a 3peat?

nobody laughed the first or second time ????

 
George, it was just a simple double-post type of thang going on.
 
 
Only on the FSF, it's likely that there will be 272.83648456474749798763277 intervening posts by Bapsi others.
 
 
 
 
 
Thanks for understanding.
 
 
 
 
 
And thanx for not replying fonettikally.
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
Karry on.
 
 
 

I went upstairs, briefly, to see what was new..

there are some hard headed dumb arses up there...

unlike the gentele souls here who love animals and people and their X2...

SteveStrummerUK

musicman100

bapu

SteveStrummerUK


I was doing the gardening this afternoon when a frog intentionally threw himself under my lawn-mower.








I guess he wanted to Kermit suicide.

Going for a 3peat?

nobody laughed the first or second time ????

 
George, it was just a simple double-post type of thang going on.
 
 
Only on the FSF, it's likely that there will be 272.83648456474749798763277 intervening posts by Bapsi others.
 
 
 
 
 
Thanks for understanding.
 
 
 
 
 
And thanx for not replying fonettikally.
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
Karry on.
 
 
 

four rum software hiccup????

musicman100

SteveStrummerUK

musicman100

bapu

SteveStrummerUK


I was doing the gardening this afternoon when a frog intentionally threw himself under my lawn-mower.








I guess he wanted to Kermit suicide.

Going for a 3peat?

nobody laughed the first or second time ????

 
George, it was just a simple double-post type of thang going on.
 
 
Only on the FSF, it's likely that there will be 272.83648456474749798763277 intervening posts by Bapsi others.
 
 
 
 
 
Thanks for understanding.
 
 
 
 
 
And thanx for not replying fonettikally.
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
Karry on.
 
 
 

four rum software hiccup????

 
Thatzit
 
 

can i say monkey skrotum???

musicman100


can i say monkey skrotum???

Most would rather you not. I don't think Daryl cares.

"Daddy, where's mummy gone? Why isn't she here anymore?

"She's with the angels now darling"

"You mean she's dead?"

"No love, she's run away with a motorcycle gang"

POST MORE SO i CNA SEE WHAT BAPU POSTED ON THE GNU PAGE

Bump for George....