SteveStrummerUK


I've always had a thing for sex with strippers....





However, I've found the new Black and Decker KX3300 to be particularly harsh on the ol' bell end.

This gives the phrase "safe sex" a whole new meaning.  

I went into my local DIY store and said 'I'd like some white paint, and I'd like it satin'

''Certainly sir'' said the assistant, ''I'll just put on the waterproof trousers.''

Super Freds don't get angry.  They sulk for awhile, roll their eyes behind your back, talk about you to their friends, change the stations on your car radio, upload "unflattering" pictures of you to your FB page, and generally act like ASP Playground software dating back to the Bronze Age.

Mesh


What discounts?

Where?

50% off Kontakt from NI (through July 7)

Does anyone (besides Dary) wonder what page 150 will be like?

Will it have a gratuitous great post by Jonbouy?

Will Straummy have searched out made up some new chortle fodder?

Will a new theme emerge?

OK, I've given this some serious thought.

Paulo noted (back on page 32 or suumin like that) the other wannabe FSF has more views than this really really official FSF but we have more posts.

Here's the deal. The other "fsf" is so cryptic that you have to keep going back many pages to get what the discussions are all about. By that time you forget where you are and you say "bollocks" and you leave the fred. Only to return in 10 minutes because you're so ashamed that you could not accomplish such a simple task. Rinse and Repeat for 10 hours each day and voila! You have more views.

Here at FSF we keep to a minimum.

Arse
Monkeys
Kittens 
Chortle Fodder
Jonbouy

You can drop in on any page and you feel just like you never left.

Simples.

Mesh


Who's Dary?

But I mean that in a good way.

paulo

bapu


OK, I've given this some serious thought.

Paulo noted (back on page 32 or suumin like that) the other wannabe FSF has more views than this really really official FSF but we have more posts.

Here's the deal. The other "fsf" is so cryptic that you have to keep going back many pages to get what the discussions are all about. By that time you forget where you are and you say "bollocks" and you leave the fred. Only to return in 10 minutes because you're so ashamed that you could not accomplish such a simple task. Rinse and Repeat for 10 hours each day and voila! You have more views.

Here at FSF we keep to a minimum.

Arse
Monkeys
Kittens 
Chortle Fodder
Jonbouy

You can drop in on any page and you feel just like you never left.

Simples.

Hmmm, sounds like someone's getting desperate ...........


SO.......... taking your logic ...... I have 1600 and some posts, you have 41000 and some,  but if you remove the Ya's, Am's and +1's etc... I have a higher post count than you ? You can forget Beagle mate, you ain't caught me yet ! ;)

Got it!

bapu

paulo

Hmmm, sounds like someone's getting desperate ........... 


SO.......... taking your logic ...... I have 1600 and some posts, you have 41000 and some,  but if you remove the Ya's, Am's and +1's etc... I have a higher post count than you ? You can forget Beagle mate, you ain't caught me yet ! ;)

Actually I devoted 20K of post to quoting Stelly Dan lyrics with Jan one night.


So there.

Dary likes Stelly Dan

bapu

paulo

Hmmm, sounds like someone's getting desperate ........... 


SO.......... taking your logic ...... I have 1600 and some posts, you have 41000 and some,  but if you remove the Ya's, Am's and +1's etc... I have a higher post count than you ? You can forget Beagle mate, you ain't caught me yet ! ;)

Actually I devoted 20K of post to quoting Stelly Dan lyrics with Jan one night.


So there.

SteveStrummerUK


Straummy: Hello is that 5555555?

Phone call recipient: Yes.

Straummy: Can you call an ambulance for me, I've glued my finger to the phone.

Even though we use 911 over here... I think I get it.

Reeling in the ears

daryl1968


Rocky don't lose that tumbler

Flocked.

I like moles