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Projectile Vomiting Contest Starts Now! 2016/02/26 14:44:43 (permalink)
Don't believe every quote you read on the Internet.

 
~ Abraham Lincoln

 
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Re: Projectile Vomiting Contest Starts Now! 2016/02/26 16:16:40 (permalink)
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Don't believe every quote you read on the Internet.

 
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I was certain that's what Brutus whispered to Caesar as the knife went in.
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Re: Projectile Vomiting Contest Starts Now! 2016/02/26 16:20:51 (permalink)
Oh well, he's salad now!

 
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Re: SHOULD i CHANGE MY NAME TO BURGER KING 2016/02/26 16:21:42 (permalink)
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Bapu have you written anything that's original?  I see you hail from the school of funny walks...so you must have something original in that body of work you have.


 
 
"In this world nothing can be said to be certain, except death and taxes... and Bapu being unfunny"
  ~Benjamin Franklin


Bapu is as Straummy sez
(cuz an older boy made him do it)
(arse)
(Daryk like monkeys)
(Black Dog)
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Re: SHOULD i CHANGE MY NAME TO BURGER KING 2016/02/26 16:31:17 (permalink)
No pun in ten did?

 
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Re: SHOULD i CHANGE MY NAME TO BURGER KING 2016/02/26 16:31:56 (permalink)
Daryl's uncle's huge co......... never mind
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Re: SHOULD i CHANGE MY NAME TO BURGER KING 2016/02/26 16:32:39 (permalink)
5358 to go craigb
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Re: SHOULD i CHANGE MY NAME TO BURGER KING 2016/02/26 16:33:43 (permalink)
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5358 to go craigb




I need some money ... that number is good enough for me Bapu!

Music is not about notes and chords! My poem is not about the computer or monitor or letters! It's about how I was able to translate it from my insides! 
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Re: SHOULD i CHANGE MY NAME TO BURGER KING 2016/02/26 21:29:12 (permalink)
I wonder, can I bump this fred?
 
I wonder further, will it do ANY good?
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Re: SHOULD i CHANGE MY NAME TO BURGER KING 2016/02/26 22:21:11 (permalink)
It already has plenty of bumps or are those lumps? 

 
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Re: SHOULD i CHANGE MY NAME TO BURGER KING 2016/02/27 02:37:43 (permalink) ☄ Helpfulby bapu 2016/02/27 05:23:40
bapu

Bapu is as Straummy sez
(cuz an older boy made him do it)
(arse)
(Daryk like monkeys)
(Black Dog)
(Tw*t it up into A minor)




 
Strummaged.

 
Jyemz
 
 
 



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Re: SHOULD i CHANGE MY NAME TO BURGER KING 2016/02/27 05:23:04 (permalink) ☄ Helpfulby bapu 2016/02/27 05:38:03
 


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Re: SHOULD i CHANGE MY NAME TO BURGER KING 2016/02/27 05:59:35 (permalink)
Excuse me, is this stall taken?

 
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Re: SHOULD i CHANGE MY NAME TO BURGER KING 2016/02/27 07:09:04 (permalink)
I certainly would not cut in line...

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Re: SHOULD i CHANGE MY NAME TO BURGER KING 2016/02/27 09:52:46 (permalink)
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Excuse me, is this stall taken?


That's a sh!te question.
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Re: SHOULD i CHANGE MY NAME TO BURGER KING 2016/02/27 10:17:40 (permalink)
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craigb
Excuse me, is this stall taken?


That's a sh!te question.




Reported!
 
We can't discuss ... well .... huuuuuhhhhh .... that stuff! Even in music!

Music is not about notes and chords! My poem is not about the computer or monitor or letters! It's about how I was able to translate it from my insides! 
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Re: SHOULD i CHANGE MY NAME TO BURGER KING 2016/02/27 11:29:01 (permalink) ☄ Helpfulby bapu 2016/02/27 13:17:30
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Bapu is as Straummy sez
(cuz an older boy made him do it)
(arse)
(Daryk like monkeys)
(Black Dog)
(Tw*t it up into A minor)




 
Strummaged.




Pfft..  I have taken quite the umbrage that my musings have been ascertained as occasionally slipping into cliché territory...
 
On the other hand, I have to admit it was harsh, but fair.

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Re: SHOULD i CHANGE MY NAME TO BURGER KING 2016/02/27 11:29:58 (permalink) ☄ Helpfulby bapu 2016/02/27 13:17:33
 
 
At least I haven't used the word "penis" in a post for ages now.

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Re: SHOULD i CHANGE MY NAME TO BURGER KING 2016/02/27 11:37:43 (permalink) ☄ Helpfulby bapu 2016/02/27 13:18:26
 
 
Is it my imagination, and feel free to correct me if I'm wrong...
 
... but has the FSF become slightly less the septic pustule on the gangrenous arse of the internet of late, and reverted to quite the pleasant venue for hanging out and proffering some mild and amusing puerility?
 
Is this, I wonder, a direct result of some of the absolute pointless drivel that passes for a humorous OP that's getting posted regularly out in the CH itself?
 
If anyone's remotely interested, I haven't bought a razor blade for over 20 years now.
 
Or smoked a cigarette for 13 years, 3 months, 11 days and 17 hours.
 
 
 
Those two facts are in no way related.
 
 
 
They are not 'ironic' either.
 
 
 
Hint - - - don't make me do the 'Americans don't get irony' joke
 
 
 
 
 
I could of written better if I'd been learned some grammy.
 
 

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Re: SHOULD i CHANGE MY NAME TO BURGER KING 2016/02/27 11:39:33 (permalink) ☄ Helpfulby bapu 2016/02/27 13:18:28
 
Penis.

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Re: SHOULD i CHANGE MY NAME TO BURGER KING 2016/02/27 11:39:33 (permalink) ☄ Helpfulby bapu 2016/02/27 13:18:31
 
Penis.

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Re: SHOULD i CHANGE MY NAME TO BURGER KING 2016/02/27 12:30:40 (permalink) ☄ Helpfulby bapu 2016/02/27 13:18:34
SteveStrummerUK
 
 
Is it my imagination, and feel free to correct me if I'm wrong...
 
... but has the FSF become slightly less the septic pustule on the gangrenous arse of the internet of late, and reverted to quite the pleasant venue for hanging out and proffering some mild and amusing puerility?
 
 
 
 




 
I'm going to go with....no.

 
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Re: SHOULD i CHANGE MY NAME TO BURGER KING 2016/02/27 12:32:12 (permalink) ☄ Helpfulby bapu 2016/02/27 13:18:39
I'm 55, and have never bought a) a cigarette or b) a razor blade.
 
 
 
I have never even shaved a fag.

 
Jyemz
 
 
 



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Re: SHOULD i CHANGE MY NAME TO BURGER KING 2016/02/27 12:33:09 (permalink) ☄ Helpfulby bapu 2016/02/27 13:18:42
Bought plenty of No. 10a scalpel blades in me time though.
 
 
 
 
 
 
I told you I bore me.

 
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Re: SHOULD i CHANGE MY NAME TO BURGER KING 2016/02/27 13:01:27 (permalink) ☄ Helpfulby bapu 2016/02/27 13:18:56
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Bought plenty of No. 10a scalpel blades in me time though.
 
 
 
 
 
 
I told you I bore me.




I find this information diametrically opposite to anything remotely tedious.
 
I have wielded many a scalpel blade myself. I maybe wrong, but I don't think you used them for the same reason as me.
 
 

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Re: SHOULD i CHANGE MY NAME TO BURGER KING 2016/02/27 13:05:39 (permalink)
nein pee-niziz two go Starummy. 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
For a TOTP
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Re: SHOULD i CHANGE MY NAME TO BURGER KING 2016/02/27 13:09:25 (permalink)
SteveStrummerUK
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Bought plenty of No. 10a scalpel blades in me time though.
 
 
 
 
 
 
I told you I bore me.




I find this information diametrically opposite to anything remotely tedious.
 
I have wielded many a scalpel blade myself. I maybe wrong, but I don't think you used them for the same reason as me.
 
 




I used them firstly for sharpening pencils at art college, then in a signmaking capacity, years of hand-cutting lettering and logos from adhesive vinyl before them computators came along.
 
Yourself?

 
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Re: I haven't done anything original - EVAH! 2016/02/27 13:54:07 (permalink)
I see you don't follow Ru Paul's advice:  *what other's think of me is none of my GD business*.  Never truer words spoken.
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Re: I haven't done anything original - EVAH! 2016/02/27 15:30:22 (permalink)
I do not think any advice is taken here

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Re: I haven't done anything original - EVAH! 2016/02/27 15:33:35 (permalink)
it's the simulacra...we're all masters of the universe.  It'll pass.
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