AnsweredBapu's (and others) random thoughts for the day.

Jonbouy


8 hours without a TOTP HYBT for Jan.

This place has gone to the dogs.




Long Live FSF!

Ya!  I don't know how I made it so far without my TOTP HYBT fix!  

Jonbouy


8 hours without a TOTP HYBT for Jan.

This place has gone to the dogs.




Long Live FSF!

Old55

Jonbouy


8 hours without a TOTP HYBT for Jan.

This place has gone to the dogs.




Long Live FSF!

Ya!  I don't know how I made it so far without my TOTP HYBT fix!  

Sorted.


You know how it is. Philz shows up with his new Special Lady Friend and FSF flaps its wings. Or summat like that.

good morning my lovlies
its almost back to normal here for me(but not my neighbors to my east and south)
I missed the CH during the storm ...


back to the program
 
 

 





 

Issac has left the building?

bapu


Issac has left the building?

yea, but he left his mess behind..... he was a crappy houseguest

Good morning/afternoon and glad to hear all is well MM. I'd rather cleanup than start up. 


I'm stuck today enjoying the day off driving Ms. Daisy instead of recording my kazoo solo...pffft...

 
 

Old55

noldar12


I did hear that the Rotten Peaches, with guest vocals by the Limburgerettes played there.  They really stunk up the place and were quite pitiful.

Did they play their big hit "Cashew If I Can?"  

No, but I heard that they tried to play the traditional tune from the other side of the pond: Londonberry Aire.

musicman100


good morning my lovlies
its almost back to normal here for me(but not my neighbors to my east and south)
I missed the CH during the storm ...


back to the program
 
 

 





 

I like monkeys

daryl1968

musicman100


good morning my lovlies
its almost back to normal here for me(but not my neighbors to my east and south)
I missed the CH during the storm ...


back to the program
 
 

 





 

I like monkeys

Typical.

I LIKE IKE...
 
 
 

noldar12

Old55

noldar12


I did hear that the Rotten Peaches, with guest vocals by the Limburgerettes played there.  They really stunk up the place and were quite pitiful.

Did they play their big hit "Cashew If I Can?"  

No, but I heard that they tried to play the traditional tune from the other side of the pond: Londonberry Aire.

At least it wasn't the French version:  London Derriere.   

Dere e err all ober da werld.

Daryl likes Monkeys.

bapu

Jonbouy


8 hours without a TOTP HYBT for Jan.

This place has gone to the dogs.




Long Live FSF!

Old55

Jonbouy


8 hours without a TOTP HYBT for Jan.

This place has gone to the dogs.




Long Live FSF!

Ya!  I don't know how I made it so far without my TOTP HYBT fix!  

Sorted.


You know how it is. Philz shows up with his new Special Lady Friend and FSF flaps its wings. Or summat like that.

Ahhh, I feel much better now.  

bapu

Jonbouy


8 hours without a TOTP HYBT for Jan.

This place has gone to the dogs.




Long Live FSF!

Old55

Jonbouy


8 hours without a TOTP HYBT for Jan.

This place has gone to the dogs.




Long Live FSF!

Ya!  I don't know how I made it so far without my TOTP HYBT fix!  

Sorted.


You know how it is. Philz shows up with his new Special Lady Friend and FSF flaps its wings. Or summat like that.

Special Lady Friend?  All those NAMM girls will be heartbroken!  

The answers to all Mooch's questions are contained in FSF.

In fact I'd go as far as to say that the answer to all Mooch's questions IS FSF.

So why is he asking them all on the open forum?

<shrugs>

Sometimes, the strangest things happen in The FSF.

Shameless Plugs

Good Morning FSF!!

Jonbouy


The answers to all Mooch's questions are contained in FSF.

In fact I'd go as far as to say that the answer to all Mooch's questions IS FSF.

So why is he asking them all on the open forum?

<shrugs>

So, you're saying that the FSF is the proverbial Farmer's Almanac, Funk & Wagnalls, and Webster's Dictionary of freds? 

Old55

Jonbouy


The answers to all Mooch's questions are contained in FSF.

In fact I'd go as far as to say that the answer to all Mooch's questions IS FSF.

So why is he asking them all on the open forum?

<shrugs>

So, you're saying that the FSF is the proverbial Farmer's Almanac, Funk & Wagnalls, and Webster's Dictionary of freds? 

With just a dash of the tabloid mentality too.

bapu

Old55

Jonbouy


The answers to all Mooch's questions are contained in FSF.

In fact I'd go as far as to say that the answer to all Mooch's questions IS FSF.

So why is he asking them all on the open forum?

<shrugs>

So, you're saying that the FSF is the proverbial Farmer's Almanac, Funk & Wagnalls, and Webster's Dictionary of freds? 

With just a dash of the tabloid mentality too.

So it's factual?

Zactly!!!

Will this FSF ever reach the 10,000 post mark?

Craigb has got some great (individual) Fx posts  that would've done wonders in here.....I dunno if he's aware of the FSF and missing out on an opportunity of a lifetime?

criagb dislikes the FSF with the opposite intensity as Daryl likes monkees

Looks like someone else is in line for the scooby snacks too.....

Hey kidz....

We are spreading ourselves waaaaay to thin.

The FSF is dead.

Long live FSF.

THESE REALLY WORK!! I checked this out on Snopes.! ...
AMAZING, SIMPLE HOME REMEDIES:
1. AVOID CUTTING YOURSELF WHEN SLICING VEGETABLES BY GETTING SOMEONE ELSE TO HOLD THE VEGETABLES WHILE YOU CHOP.

2. AVOID ARGUMENTS WITH THE FEMALES ABOUT LIFTING THE TOILET SEAT BY USING THE SINK.

3. FOR HIGH BLOOD PRESSURE SUFFERERS ~ SIMPLY CUT YOURSELF AND BLEED FOR A FEW MINUTES, THUS REDUCING THE PRESSURE ON YOUR VEINS. REMEMBER TO USE A TIMER.

4. A MOUSE TRAP PLACED ON TOP OF YOUR ALARM CLOCK WILL PREVENT YOU FROM ROLLING OVER AND GOING BACK TO SLEEP AFTER YOU HIT THE SNOOZE BUTTON.

5. IF YOU HAVE A BAD COUGH, TAKE A LARGE DOSE OF LAXATIVES. THEN YOU'LL BE AFRAID TO COUGH.

6. YOU NEED ONLY TWO TOOLS IN LIFE - WD-40 AND DUCT TAPE. IF IT DOESN'T MOVE AND SHOULD, USE THE WD-40. IF IT SHOULDN'T MOVE AND DOES, USE THE DUCT TAPE.

7. IF YOU CAN'T FIX IT WITH A HAMMER, YOU'VE GOT AN ELECTRICAL PROBLEM.

THOUGHT for the day:

SOME PEOPLE ARE LIKE SLINKIES - NOT REALLY GOOD FOR ANYTHING BUT THEY BRING A SMILE TO YOUR FACE WHEN THEY'RE PUSHED DOWN THE STAIRS.

SOME ADDITIONAL ADVICE:
NEVER, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES, TAKE A LAXATIVE AND SLEEPING PILLS ON THE SAME NIGHT

musicman100


THESE REALLY WORK!! I checked this out on Snopes.! ...
AMAZING, SIMPLE HOME REMEDIES:
1. AVOID CUTTING YOURSELF WHEN SLICING VEGETABLES BY GETTING SOMEONE ELSE TO HOLD THE VEGETABLES WHILE YOU CHOP.

2. AVOID ARGUMENTS WITH THE FEMALES ABOUT LIFTING THE TOILET SEAT BY USING THE SINK.

3. FOR HIGH BLOOD PRESSURE SUFFERERS ~ SIMPLY CUT YOURSELF AND BLEED FOR A FEW MINUTES, THUS REDUCING THE PRESSURE ON YOUR VEINS. REMEMBER TO USE A TIMER.

4. A MOUSE TRAP PLACED ON TOP OF YOUR ALARM CLOCK WILL PREVENT YOU FROM ROLLING OVER AND GOING BACK TO SLEEP AFTER YOU HIT THE SNOOZE BUTTON.

5. IF YOU HAVE A BAD COUGH, TAKE A LARGE DOSE OF LAXATIVES. THEN YOU'LL BE AFRAID TO COUGH.

6. YOU NEED ONLY TWO TOOLS IN LIFE - WD-40 AND DUCT TAPE. IF IT DOESN'T MOVE AND SHOULD, USE THE WD-40. IF IT SHOULDN'T MOVE AND DOES, USE THE DUCT TAPE.

7. IF YOU CAN'T FIX IT WITH A HAMMER, YOU'VE GOT AN ELECTRICAL PROBLEM.

THOUGHT for the day:

SOME PEOPLE ARE LIKE SLINKIES - NOT REALLY GOOD FOR ANYTHING BUT THEY BRING A SMILE TO YOUR FACE WHEN THEY'RE PUSHED DOWN THE STAIRS.

SOME ADDITIONAL ADVICE:
NEVER, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES, TAKE A LAXATIVE AND SLEEPING PILLS ON THE SAME NIGHT

SOME GREAT ADVICE HERE.
 
 
:)

well since Bopu said we wuz floundering, I thought we needed sum food for thought, Daryl.
Thank ewe, and remember the additional advice...

Good advice, Dear Abby Daryl  

I think the advise of using the sink instead of getting into the seat debate is irresponsible.

It should state that it may be best to remove any dishes first.

Jonbouy


I think the advise of using the sink instead of getting into the seat debate is irresponsible.

It should state that it may be best to remove any dishes first.

Pfffft........another inconvenience of washing dishes in the bathroom sink.

but i still got nuttin...

musicman100

GIVE ME MY SCOOBY SNACK OR THE KITTY GETS IT !!!

 

 

 

BTW, the kitty is sleeping with the fishes now ,,,,,,,

musicman100

musicman100

GIVE ME MY SCOOBY SNACK OR THE KITTY GETS IT !!!

 

 

 

BTW, the kitty is sleeping with the fishes now ,,,,,,,

So Strummy doesn't like fishies either?

The kid's gonna be wrestler.  That's a classic sleeper hold. 

Title Change!!!!!!

bapu


Title Change!!!!!!

Should I be embarrassed?

We should all be embarrassed.

Especially Daryl.

How do you think the monkey's feel?
















(I'm guessing the answer is, "furry"...)

I am embarrarsed

I'm a tarty arse
(or Am I?)

daryl1968


I am embarrarsed

By THIS?

Anyone revisit the bottom of page 46?

I did once. I shudder to think of doing again.

Eye, four one, enjoy the ramblings and helter skelter, loosey goosey, devil may care attitude of this thread...

bapu

daryl1968


I am embarrarsed

By THIS?

what if I'm embarrarsed for you?

Beagle

bapu

daryl1968


I am embarrarsed

By THIS?

what if I'm embarrarsed for you?

So there's some suffering involved too......

Mesh


Anyone revisit the bottom of page 46?

it was brilliant Mesh - thanks for bringing it up mate.
Shame no-one saw it though

bapu


May I suggest that you read this entire fred first before making that decision.


No cheating now.

 
I like this post.
 
Hard to believe it was only made two weeks ago.
 
Arse.
 
Monkey.
 
Kitten.
 
etc...
 
 
 

The cast of Dad's Army are to start tracing their family trees for a new television series.....





"Who Do You Think You Are... Kidding Mr Hitler" starts this Autumn.

SteveStrummerUK

bapu


May I suggest that you read this entire fred first before making that decision.


No cheating now.

 
I like this post.
 
Hard to believe it was only made two weeks ago.
 
Arse.
 
Monkey.
 
Kitten.
 
etc...
 
 
 

It's also hard to believe that this page hasn't moved to Page 315 in over a day.......bunch of slackers I tells ya......
Are we done with the HYBT as well?

Last night me and my mates took part in an alcoholic yogurt eating contest.








We got Mullered.

 
Predictable Rolling Stones tribute act for hire.

£65 for the evening.

Satisfaction guaranteed.

I tried to buy a DVD of 'The Hunt For Red October' earlier today....







But I can't find any that aren't subtitled.

What's the difference between violists and terrorists?





Terrorists have sympathizers.

Mesh


What's the difference between violists and terrorists?





Terrorists have sympathizers.

That was funny I like it ..hehehehe chortle, guffaw., snort