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Re: DOUBLE ENTRENDRES 2016/07/23 13:37:31 (permalink)
I'll only have a few tonight...
 
 

 
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Re: DOUBLE ENTRENDRES 2016/07/23 13:40:51 (permalink) ☄ Helpfulby Zargg71 2016/07/23 14:01:59
I'm back.  I was day-dreaming about beer (just finished my morning becan too).
 
I remember seeing some of the beefy German ladies (at least I think they were female) carrying around those huge mugs at the Hofbrauhaus back in '81.  We had a football player with us who could only hold up two or three in one hand yet these beer delivery girls could hold five in each hand with a couple on top!
 
I'm guessing they doubled as the bouncers too...

 
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Re: DOUBLE ENTRENDRES 2016/07/23 13:42:32 (permalink)
When is it 

?

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Re: DOUBLE ENTRENDRES 2016/07/23 13:43:16 (permalink)
Any day that ends in "Y?" 

 
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Re: DOUBLE ENTRENDRES 2016/07/23 13:43:24 (permalink)
Ok, it's time!
 

 
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Re: DOUBLE ENTRENDRES 2016/07/23 13:43:32 (permalink)
Time to steal...
 

 
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Re: DOUBLE ENTRENDRES 2016/07/23 13:43:37 (permalink)
First TOTP for the day!
 
I'd like to dedicate this one to beer. 
 

 
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Re: DOUBLE ENTRENDRES 2016/07/23 13:57:52 (permalink)
The exhilaration of getting another TOTP (and the fact that it's still before noon) has worn me out.  Time for a nap! 

 
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Re: DOUBLE ENTRENDRES 2016/07/24 14:04:48 (permalink)
I don't think the Forum Monkeys should cover song #7 below... 
 
https://www.discogs.com/Leonard-Cohen-Death-Of-A-Ladies-Man/master/4029
 
 

 
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Re: DOUBLE ENTRENDRES 2016/07/25 08:31:04 (permalink)
Monkey sea, monkey dew
monkey put the spell on yew
 
 
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Re: DOUBLE ENTRENDRES 2016/07/25 08:49:24 (permalink)
Ok, who's been messing with this forum again?  Looks like we've lost 29 posts since page 1597 (or somehow added one).  All TOTP's from page 1598 on are down one.

 
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Re: DOUBLE ENTRENDRES 2016/07/25 08:52:18 (permalink)
While looking at page 1597, I decided to go back 1,000 pages.  Look familiar? 
 
http://forum.cakewalk.com/Mooring-across-the-Door-m2562670-p597.aspx
 
Except, I still miss Jan... 
 

 
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Re: DOUBLE ENTRENDRES 2016/07/25 08:58:42 (permalink)
Just to mess with us, a forum host is deleting and adding a post each week (alternating each week)......per Twitter.....and FB.

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Re: DOUBLE ENTRENDRES 2016/07/25 09:06:37 (permalink)
I got a post back today, which shifted the numbers by 1
Good day, folks.
Hope you have a good one
post edited by Zargg71 - 2016/07/25 09:31:13

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Re: DOUBLE ENTRENDRES 2016/07/25 09:19:23 (permalink) ☄ Helpfulby Zargg71 2016/07/25 09:40:16
So, this is what's happening to those binary posts???   
 
Now I see why craigb (ITHRN) keeps looping his way to the top.

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Re: DOUBLE ENTRENDRES 2016/07/25 09:29:27 (permalink)
He's keeping backups

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Re: DOUBLE ENTRENDRES 2016/07/25 09:32:47 (permalink)
Hey now!  Don't be leaking all of my secrets out to everyone!  
 


 
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Re: DOUBLE ENTRENDRES 2016/07/25 09:33:44 (permalink)
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Hey now!  Don't be leaking all of my secrets out to everyone!  
 



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Re: DOUBLE ENTRENDRES 2016/07/25 09:34:55 (permalink)
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Just to mess with us, a forum host is deleting and adding a post each week (alternating each week)......per Twitter.....and FB.




Really?  Where on those areas did you read that?
 
Sounds like an abuse of power to me!  (Though I used to occasionally do similar things when I ran game servers - lol!) 

 
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Re: DOUBLE ENTRENDRES 2016/07/25 09:42:59 (permalink)
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Just to mess with us, a forum host is deleting and adding a post each week (alternating each week)......per Twitter.....and FB.




Really?  Where on those areas did you read that?
 
Sounds like an abuse of power to me!  (Though I used to occasionally do similar things when I ran game servers - lol!) 


I'm sorry, I cannot divulge that information......as we all know how reliable and factual those two sources are.

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Re: DOUBLE ENTRENDRES 2016/07/25 11:02:32 (permalink)
Hi,
 
Was just reading Chuck Jones' second book ... and what a treat it is!
 
"Comedy is not about opening a door funny. It's about opening, a funny door!" (the point of view is the door, not the person!)

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Re: DOUBLE ENTRENDRES 2016/07/25 11:33:37 (permalink)
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Hi,
 
Was just reading Chuck Jones' second book ... and what a treat it is!
 
"Comedy is not about opening a door funny. It's about opening, a funny door!" (the point of view is the door, not the person!)


That splains Jim Morrison being a "Back door man". Now, he funny.....everybody funny......back to my bourbon, scotch, and beer.

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Re: DOUBLE ENTRENDRES 2016/07/25 12:10:48 (permalink)
Ha.

 
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Re: DOUBLE ENTRENDRES 2016/07/25 12:20:59 (permalink)
I'm thinking about starting a new topic with just the joke, but no punchline.

 
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Re: DOUBLE ENTRENDRES 2016/07/25 12:21:03 (permalink)
The FSF door is WIDE open, but they're only laughing from the outside.....

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Re: DOUBLE ENTRENDRES 2016/07/25 12:34:41 (permalink)
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The FSF door is WIDE open, but they're only laughing from the outside.....




That's a door?  I always thought of it more as a seat cover...

 
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Re: DOUBLE ENTRENDRES 2016/07/25 12:38:13 (permalink)
I'm kerfused. Is this where I get in line to punch somejuan or vice versa?

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Re: DOUBLE ENTRENDRES 2016/07/25 12:50:36 (permalink) ☄ Helpfulby drewfx1 2016/07/25 13:35:34
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I'm kerfused. Is this where I get in line to punch somejuan or vice versa?




Yes.

 
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Re: DOUBLE ENTRENDRES 2016/07/25 13:01:48 (permalink)
Another false ad! I see no punch line! I expect results! I suppose I have to do it myself! 
 
 
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Re: DOUBLE ENTRENDRES 2016/07/25 13:11:22 (permalink)
Why would you get in the punchline if what you really wanted was some coffee or a beer? 

 
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