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Re:The "Mooch, is this mix in mono?" FSF 2012/07/04 15:56:06 (permalink)
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oh bollocks

 
Speaking of which....
 
 
 
For years, men and women have argued over which is more painful: being kicked in the bollocks, or giving birth.

So how can we reach an answer? Well, put it this way: about a year after a couple's first child, a woman will say, "Let's have another baby."

But I challenge you to find a man who, one year on, will turn to his mate and say, "Tell you what, Dave... Kick me in the bollocks again."
 
 
 

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Re:The "Mooch, is this mix in mono?" FSF 2012/07/04 15:58:59 (permalink)
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The FSF bringing you over 4800 postings of puerile rubbish (not counting the speculated upon deleted posts).

 
I have noticed something Edwidge...
 
 
Something that has a lot to do with this very puerility-concentrating fred.
 
 

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Re:The "Mooch, is this mix in mono?" FSF 2012/07/04 16:00:55 (permalink)
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bapu


oh bollocks

 
Speaking of which....
 
 
 
For years, men and women have argued over which is more painful: being kicked in the bollocks, or giving birth.

So how can we reach an answer? Well, put it this way: about a year after a couple's first child, a woman will say, "Let's have another baby."

But I challenge you to find a man who, one year on, will turn to his mate and say, "Tell you what, Dave... Kick me in the bollocks again."
 
 
 

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Re:The "Mooch, is this mix in mono?" FSF 2012/07/04 16:03:19 (permalink)

I was walking down the street with my girlfriend* earlier when she accused me of being ashamed to be seen with her.

"That's total bollocks" I replied.

By text, from across the road.





* Don't worry ladies, this 'girlfriend' I refer to is totatlly fictitious. I use the term only to facilitate keeping the joke in the first person. Straummy is still sexy and availamable.




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Re:The "Mooch, is this mix in mono?" FSF 2012/07/04 16:07:48 (permalink)

I'm doing my bit to help thwart film piracy by standing up in the cinema every 10 minutes during a film and shouting "Bollocks!!"


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Re:The "Mooch, is this mix in mono?" FSF 2012/07/04 16:10:35 (permalink)
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bapu


The FSF bringing you over 4800 postings of puerile rubbish (not counting the speculated upon deleted posts).

 
I have noticed something Edwidge...
 
 
Something that has a lot to do with this very puerility-concentrating fred.
 
 

Don't you want to know what Straummy has noticed?
 
 

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Re:The "Mooch, is this mix in mono?" FSF 2012/07/04 16:12:18 (permalink)
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bapu


The FSF bringing you over 4800 postings of puerile rubbish (not counting the speculated upon deleted posts).

 
I have noticed something Edwidge...
 
 
Something that has a lot to do with this very puerility-concentrating fred.
 
 

Don't you want to know what Straummy has noticed?
 
 

Yes Straummy, I want to garner more posts know.
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Re:The "Mooch, is this mix in mono?" FSF 2012/07/04 16:13:11 (permalink)

Then I will reveal all....

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Re:The "Mooch, is this mix in mono?" FSF 2012/07/04 16:14:25 (permalink)
Velcro. What a rip-off that is.

 
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Re:The "Mooch, is this mix in mono?" FSF 2012/07/04 16:17:58 (permalink)
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Then I will reveal all....

Hurry please. I couldn't care less to wait no longer.
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Re:The "Mooch, is this mix in mono?" FSF 2012/07/04 16:18:16 (permalink)
So I met this bloke with a didgeridoo and he was playing Dancing Queen on it.

I thought, that's abbariginal.

 
Jyemz
 
 
 



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Re:The "Mooch, is this mix in mono?" FSF 2012/07/04 16:19:10 (permalink)
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So I met this bloke with a didgeridoo and he was playing Dancing Queen on it.

I thought, that's abbariginal.


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Re:The "Mooch, is this mix in mono?" FSF 2012/07/04 16:21:35 (permalink)
No wobbleboards were used here...

The space you have will always be exceeded in direct proportion to the amount of stuff you have...Thornton's Postulate.

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Re:The "Mooch, is this mix in mono?" FSF 2012/07/04 16:22:40 (permalink)
...and of what use would they be anyways?

The space you have will always be exceeded in direct proportion to the amount of stuff you have...Thornton's Postulate.

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Re:The "Mooch, is this mix in mono?" FSF 2012/07/04 16:28:21 (permalink)
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Then I will reveal all....

Hurry please. I couldn't care less to wait no longer.

 
Okey dokey...
 
 
Top of CH main page before FSF:  
 
 
Top of CH main page now:  
 
 
A marked difference no doubt you'll agree.
 
 
 

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Re:The "Mooch, is this mix in mono?" FSF 2012/07/04 16:29:59 (permalink)

Newspaper ad: "Dial Sexy, local rate calls"

Woman on phone: "Good afternoon, Dyslexia help line."

Me: "Oh bollocks."

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Re:The "Mooch, is this mix in mono?" FSF 2012/07/04 16:31:06 (permalink)

Those energy saving light bulbs are a load of bollocks....




After fitting them, I was just as knackered as when I fitted the ordinary ones.


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Re:The "Mooch, is this mix in mono?" FSF 2012/07/04 16:38:22 (permalink)

I went to the doctor today and said "take a look at these"...

As I showed him my 5 testicles he said, "Good grief man! How do your pants fit you"??!

"Like a glove". I replied.




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Re:The "Mooch, is this mix in mono?" FSF 2012/07/04 16:42:09 (permalink) ☄ Helpful
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Top of CH main page before FSF:    
 
  
 
 

The Bapu Am corfushed??!!??


The above is how it looks to me right now...


Mebee The Straummy has changed his setting to accommodate the FSF?


Or mebee The Straummy is pulling The Bapu's leg?
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Re:The "Mooch, is this mix in mono?" FSF 2012/07/04 16:47:03 (permalink)

I've just started a job deciding who gets into the local asylum...




I'm very judgemental.


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Re:The "Mooch, is this mix in mono?" FSF 2012/07/04 16:48:18 (permalink)
FSF has a life Straummy of its own.
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Re:The "Mooch, is this mix in mono?" FSF 2012/07/04 17:00:18 (permalink)
Sandpaper...

That's rough!

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In the meantime we should all go shopping to console ourselves" - Banksy
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Re:The "Mooch, is this mix in mono?" FSF 2012/07/04 17:02:35 (permalink)
Wax on, Wax off.

That saying is waning. 
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Re:The "Mooch, is this mix in mono?" FSF 2012/07/04 17:03:36 (permalink)
Are we going for a whole new page in less than an hour?
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Re:The "Mooch, is this mix in mono?" FSF 2012/07/04 17:04:37 (permalink)
Rogaine.

That's some hairy stuff to use.

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Re:The "Mooch, is this mix in mono?" FSF 2012/07/04 17:05:52 (permalink)
Yup.

Time for a new page.
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Re:The "Mooch, is this mix in mono?" FSF 2012/07/04 17:15:21 (permalink) ☄ Helpful
OK, I guess it's up to me then.
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Re:The "Mooch, is this mix in mono?" FSF 2012/07/04 17:30:20 (permalink)
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all I got ...

The space you have will always be exceeded in direct proportion to the amount of stuff you have...Thornton's Postulate.

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Re:The "Mooch, is this mix in mono?" FSF 2012/07/04 17:37:16 (permalink)
bapu


Yup.

Time for a new page.

As you wish Senator Bapu.
 


 
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Re:The "Mooch, is this mix in mono?" FSF 2012/07/04 17:38:24 (permalink)
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all I got ...


Same here.  Maybe Bapu lives in the past?

 
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