AnsweredBapu's (and others) random thoughts for the day.

UbiquitousBubba


So, he's cutting down on face palming, then?

He's married now.


I thought we covered this already.


The Chosen One has that duty now (face palming Mooch Conquistador).

Wasn't me, i don't know nuthin.

I just assumed she was palming that face with the appropriate impact.

Is someone a palmist?  

Found this story today and it warmed the cockles of my heart.
Two Gorilla brothers separated for 3 years were reunited in a UK zoo recently and instantly started hugging, slapping each other on the back, shaking hands etc
awwwwww

Monkeys - gotta love 'em                                 (I know Beagle)

daryl1968


Found this story today and it warmed the cockles of my heart.
Two Gorilla brothers separated for 3 years were reunited in a UK zoo recently and instantly started hugging, slapping each other on the back, shaking hands etc
awwwwww

Monkeys - gotta love 'em                                 (I know Beagle)

LOL!  I was about to say it!!! 

daryl1968


Found this story today and it warmed the cockles of my heart.
Two Gorilla brothers separated for 3 years were reunited in a UK zoo recently and instantly started hugging, slapping each other on the back, shaking hands etc
awwwwww

Monkeys - gotta love 'em                                 (I know Beagle)

Is it just me or does it seem like one of the brothers is a bit malnourished? Possibly even anorexic for the primate world?

People stand next to me all the time in an attempt to look malnurished by comparison.

The smaller ape hasn't been eating as much banana pizza as the other.  

Old55


The smaller ape hasn't been eating as much banana pizza as the other.  

perhaps he should augment his diet with Fried Rice????

UbiquitousBubba


People stand next to me all the time in an attempt to look malnurished by comparison.

So you're sayin' that you're large and in charge?
Thin maybe in, but phat is where it's at?
If you got it, flaunt it? (moobs)
 
Rosie has her own song, why not get your very own whole lotta bubba? (not the blues style, makes Daryl sad)

musicman100

Old55


The smaller ape hasn't been eating as much banana pizza as the other.  

perhaps he should augment his diet with Fried Rice????

...and beer.  

Old55

musicman100

Old55


The smaller ape hasn't been eating as much banana pizza as the other.  

perhaps he should augment his diet with Fried Rice????

...and beer.  

I've heard that Fried Rice is laced with Spam!!

Could it be that the larger one has been frequenting the roach-coach?

M@ B


Could it be that the larger one has been frequenting the roach-coach?

....or even Mickey D's?

Old55


The smaller ape hasn't been eating as much banana pizza as the other.  

Jan, did you know that Bananas are the king of fruit?

I hear the rest of the Loom is rather miffed about that.

Whew!!!

I caught up with the HYBTs before another lashing.

daryl1968

Old55


The smaller ape hasn't been eating as much banana pizza as the other.  

Jan, did you know that Bananas are the king of fruit?

Yes, but I can't remember where I heard that. 

Daryl said cockles. TeeHee!!

bapu


Whew!!!

I caught up with the HYBTs before another lashing.

It's not an easy job trying to keep this pile of poo afloat you know......(the HYBT is the last bit of gratification one can expect and besides, no one likes to work for free!!!)

Old55

daryl1968

Old55


The smaller ape hasn't been eating as much banana pizza as the other.  

Jan, did you know that Bananas are the king of fruit?

Yes, but I can't remember where I heard that. 

one day, when we've both got the time I'll explain why - it's amazizing

I hired No One to work for me once.  At first, it seemed that it would work out well.  I didn't pay him, since he worked for free.  He liked my cooking.  He even wanted to listen to me ramble on an on for hours at a time. 

In the end, it didn't work out, though.  He broke things periodically.  I would be asked if people were supposed to believe that No One had done that and I would answer, "Yes".  He was the only one who believed me, of course. 

I still talk to him all the time.  People ask me who I'm talking to and I tell them.  That seems to prompt them to inquire as to whether or not I really am a Doctor.

I just like the masks and the parking spaces.

UbiquitousBubba


I hired No One to work for me once.  At first, it seemed that it would work out well.  I didn't pay him, since he worked for free.  He liked my cooking.  He even wanted to listen to me ramble on an on for hours at a time. 

In the end, it didn't work out, though.  He broke things periodically.  I would be asked if people were supposed to believe that No One had done that and I would answer, "Yes".  He was the only one who believed me, of course. 

I still talk to him all the time.  People ask me who I'm talking to and I tell them.  That seems to prompt them to inquire as to whether or not I really am a Doctor.

I just like the masks and the parking spaces.

:)  :)

It seems like there's "someone" getting some benefits (masks/parking/Advanace to Go etc...) from hiring No One. Imagine having a few Nobody's to keep company with.....it'll be a super-duper party no?

I tried to hire Noone once. He Peter'd out on me.

bapu


I tried to hire Noone once. He Peter'd out on me.

Make things easy on yourself, get the correct Pistol!!!

3 pages since I was last here I think.
 
Well done.

Jonbouy


3 pages since I was last here I think.
 
Well done.

Tracking must be done. You did get the guide "track" roight?

bapu

Jonbouy


3 pages since I was last here I think.

Well done.

Tracking must be done. You did get the guide "track" roight?

I will double-check later.
 
I'm good to go later as I'm home alone.  Tracking will proceed this PM.

Jonbouy

bapu

Jonbouy


3 pages since I was last here I think.

Well done.

Tracking must be done. You did get the guide "track" roight?

I will double-check later.
 
I'm good to go later as I'm home alone.  Tracking will proceed this PM.

Tracking with automated lanes?

Mesh

Jonbouy

bapu

Jonbouy


3 pages since I was last here I think.

Well done.

Tracking must be done. You did get the guide "track" roight?

I will double-check later.
 
I'm good to go later as I'm home alone.  Tracking will proceed this PM.

Tracking with automated lanes?

And alternate looped takes...
 
See, I beat X2...
 
And I beat the next nag...

Chit happens, donut?

302 away from the ever exciting 10,000th post in this steaming pile of.....fred.

I'm looking forward to it--like I look forward to a colonic.  

Old55


I'm looking forward to it--like a colonic.  

It will be cleansing?

bapu

Old55


I'm looking forward to it--like a colonic.  

It will be cleansing?

Oh, let's hope so.  

No more steaming pile of.....fred?

I finished my 97% for sure bazz on SSB btw.

bapu


I finished my 97% for sure bazz on SSB btw.

That sounds great.  I've been listening to the scratch track trying figure out what to scratch--when I'm not starting over 500 miles away.    

Link Sent

Mmmm, yummy.  Almost as good as becan.  

bapu


I finished my 97% for sure bazz on SSB btw.

Just realised that I have been working on a different SSB - weird

I open up to the floor the topic of "house guests" as an object of ridicule...

I have one, she has been here since Friday and not leaving until next Monday..

On Friday, I thought my bald spot had gone,
Saturday I realised it hadnt
Sunday I developed a migraine
Monday I thought i had developed a Tumor
by Tuesday i so KNEW it was cancer
Today i cannot see out of one eye..

By Next monday I will have one leg, diabetes, cancer, polio, contrated ebola, adopted altheimers (though that may be a good idea for today) be blind, deaf and a threat to other road uers.. but trust me.. i WILL make it to the airport..

...but I'll bet you have grown since you last saw her. 
 

Mystic38


I open up to the floor the topic of "house guests" as an object of ridicule...

I have one, she has been here since Friday and not leaving until next Monday..

On Friday, I thought my bald spot had gone,
Saturday I realised it hadnt
Sunday I developed a migraine
Monday I thought i had developed a Tumor
by Tuesday i so KNEW it was cancer
Today i cannot see out of one eye..

By Next monday I will have one leg, diabetes, cancer, polio, contrated ebola, adopted altheimers (though that may be a good idea for today) be blind, deaf and a threat to other road uers.. but trust me.. i WILL make it to the airport..

Love is a wonderful thing.
Congrats!!!

Jonbouy


...but I'll bet you have grown since you last saw her.

:D.. but only at the thoughts of her leaving!...

Get well, soon.  Hopefully, on Tuesday.  

Don't be alarmed by those symptoms, it's just a mild bout of in-lawitis. It can be treated by 3 four hour bouts of isolation in any twelve hour period.
 
It doesn't matter whether you treat yourself or her you will benefit either way.

In times like these, it's good to remember the basics. 

Nothing beats a good coma.

I'm just sayin'...

UbiquitousBubba


In times like these, it's good to remember the basics. 

Nothing beats a good coma.

I'm just sayin'...

Put her in a coma?
 
(One small step for man, a giant leap for mankind?)

Hers.

Yours.

It's a judgement call.

Being Comfortably Numb was a pleasant experience for me.....(at least on the few occasions I was under anesthesia for my knee/ankles surgeries) and then they wake you up to the horrors of reality to find nurse Gertrude looking down at you.

Nurse Gertrude said it was worse for her when I looked back.

I can see her point.

so far the coma seems to be an attractive proposition...(mine).. as excess alcohol has already been tried but then there is a tendency to actually say things i am thinking.......not a good idea...lol

Mystic38


so far the coma seems to be an attractive proposition...(mine).. as excess alcohol has already been tried but then there is a tendency to actually say things i am thinking.......not a good idea...lol

Say what you like blame it on your Tourettes syndrome.
 
You'll get to cuss remorselessly and still get sympathy for it.  I call that a win-win.

Now I'm intrigued as to what exactly this "house guest" lady friend has done to cause such severe conditions in your own home (mind you)? 

Do we need to employ the services of our Italian friend "Guido"?

Thoughts are like hand grenades, rabid squirrels, or teenagers.  They should be contained where they'll do the least damage.

My head is usually the safest place for mine (thoughts, that is, not rabid squirrels)  (Squirrels have standards...).  Granted, the chain reactions can be a bit disconcerting, but that's trivial compared to what happens when they're released into the wild.

The song Mind Games comes to mind....

I like squirrels