AnsweredBapu's (and others) random thoughts for the day.

so, what's the topic today?  Why bananas are the king of fruits? Why Family Guy is still fabulous? How this thread managed to limp to 35 pages?

I think bapu is drawing pictures of boards today. Apparently he's gone "artistic" on us.

Hmph.

Light travels faster than sound. This is why Bapu appears bright until you hear him speak.

daryl1968


so, what's the topic today?  Why bananas are the king of fruits? Why Family Guy is still fabulous? How this thread managed to limp to 35 pages?

Sheer Family Guy Banana stream of consciousness babble, I assume.

bananas ARE the king of fruits, by the way

daryl1968


bananas ARE the king of fruits, by the way

And the Monkees dig em too.


I see where you're headed with this one (even before you are).

If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a couple of payments.

A bank is a place that will lend you money, if you can prove that you don't need it.

A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.

Are you trying to start a fight over here, too? 

The sole purpose of a child's middle name, is so he can tell when he's really in trouble.

Crowded elevators smell different to midgets.

I don't have a middle name.  Either I was in trouble all the time--or I wasn't.  Probably was. 

The voices in my head may not be real, but they have some good ideas!

The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live.

Laugh at your problems, everybody else does.

Worrying works! 90% of the things I worry about never happen.

There's a fine line between cuddling and holding someone down so they can't get away.

You're never too old to learn something stupid.

I got in a fight one time with a really big guy, and he said, "I'm going to mop the floor with your face." I said, "You'll be sorry." He said, "Oh, yeah? Why?" I said, "Well, you won't be able to get into the corners very well."

Nostalgia isn't what it used to be.

Sheesh all that effort and we're still on page 35.

I'm gonna need some help.

Oh Straummyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

stop please.


You can't say midget - it's not PC.

I prefer umpa lumpa

daryl1968


stop please.


You can't say midget - it's not PC.

I prefer umpa lumpa

Well done.


I see what you did there.


You made it look like you've read everything I posted.

bapu

daryl1968


stop please.


You can't say midget - it's not PC.

I prefer umpa lumpa

Well done.


I see what you did there.


You made it look like you've read everything I posted.

No - only the un PC words - I have Skimmer Lite 3.2 - I had it on PC mode
 
 
 
 
 
 
PC is not the Pro Channel

I'm voting for the magician.

Jonbouy


I'm voting for the magician.

Why does that not surprise me?

daryl1968


stop please.


You can't say midget - it's not PC.

I prefer umpa lumpa

Are you trying to make it look like you read everything bapu wrote?

drewfx1

daryl1968


stop please.


You can't say midget - it's not PC.

I prefer umpa lumpa

Are you trying to make it look like you read everything bapu wrote?

All 38,561 (not counting this one)?

[sniff sniff] It's that new page smell!

It's called Teen Spirit

It definitely smells better than some other freds (not that that Am saying much).

Still, I'll take it as a glowing praise.

smells like monkey poo*





*bananaish

daryl1968


smells like monkey poo*





*bananaish

I was expecting this from you.


I just thought it would be on page 38 or greater.


Surprises are the s-p-i-c-e of life.

I just inventiated another new word:

craptitude™ (noun) - one's ability to make a good fred turn to crap.

bapu

daryl1968


smells like monkey poo*





*bananaish

I was expecting this from you.


I just thought it would be on page 38 or greater.


Surprises are the s-p-i-c-e or life.

I know - I'm boring myself with the monkey business. No more

Let's rip the seats out of this fred and start dancin'

daryl1968

I know - I'm boring myself with the monkey business. No more

We'll see.

bapu

daryl1968

I know - I'm boring myself with the monkey business. No more

We'll see.

BTW, I would have worded it:


I'm boring the monkey cr@p out of myself with the monkey business.

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bapu

bapu

daryl1968

I know - I'm boring myself with the monkey business. No more

We'll see.

BTW, I would have worded it:


I'm boring the monkey cr@p out of myself with the monkey business.

If I wanted literary advice I'd have gone to the song forum :)
 
I would also never be that vulgar

Jonbouy


Let's rip the seats out of this fred and start dancin'

But not to the Monkees. That would not be right.

musicman100

KITTY TIME

 

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I like kittens

daryl1968

bapu

bapu

daryl1968

I know - I'm boring myself with the monkey business. No more

We'll see.

BTW, I would have worded it:


I'm boring the monkey cr@p out of myself with the monkey business.

If I wanted literary advice I'd have gone to the song forum :)
 
I would also never be that vulgar

But the substitshun of the '@' for an 'arse' makes it non-vulgar.


<sheesh>

bapu

daryl1968

bapu

bapu

daryl1968

I know - I'm boring myself with the monkey business. No more

We'll see.

BTW, I would have worded it:


I'm boring the monkey cr@p out of myself with the monkey business.

If I wanted literary advice I'd have gone to the song forum :)

I would also never be that vulgar

But the substitshun of the '@' for an 'arse' makes it non-vulgar.


<sheesh>

@rse

daryl1968

musicman100

KITTY TIME

 

 

 

 

I like kittens

So does Alex.

daryl1968
@rse 

Literary Elitist!!!

dammit - a fight has broken out over on my 'love your fellow forumite' thread - everything's going tit's up today - first Bapu tells me I can't like monkey's now this

Daryl,

You excessive love of monkeys is not for me to judge.

I'm sorry for all past evolutions transgressions.

Wait.

Is this a Freakly Apology Fred now?

If so, I apologize for not mentioning BayouBill's monkey honorably enough.

Bapu - is Beepster one of your alter egos?

daryl1968


dammit - a fight has broken out over on my 'love your fellow forumite' thread - everything's going tit's up today - first Bapu tells me I can't like monkey's now this

arse...

That's what happens when you try and be a control freak here.

Somebody always has a better handle on how the control should work.

How do you expect to be THE control freak in a room full of 'em?

Everyone knows that it's only me that could pull such a thing off because I'm the only one here with enough humility to do it.

Jonbouy


That's what happens when you try and be a control freak here.

Somebody always has a better handle on how the control should work.

How do you expect to be THE control freak in a room full of 'em?

Everyone knows that it's only me that could pull such a thing off because I'm the only one here with enough humility to do it.

Sorry, but I'm the Alpha Control Freak here - I INSIST that everyone else does whatever they want!

Go ahead and try and defy me if you want!

Jonbouy

daryl1968


dammit - a fight has broken out over on my 'love your fellow forumite' thread - everything's going tit's up today - first Bapu tells me I can't like monkey's now this

arse...

That's what happens when you try and be a control freak here.

Somebody always has a better handle on how the control should work.

How do you expect to be THE control freak in a room full of 'em?

Everyone knows that it's only me that could pull such a thing off because I'm the only one here with enough humility to do it.

fairynuff - I'll crawl back in my hole

daryl1968

fairynuff - I'll crawl back in my hole

Are there any monkeys in there?


I hear tell you lurves you some monkeys.

This did not just happen did it?

In another fred Moshpit seems to allude to the fact that my humor is surreal.

That cannot be right.

I have no humor.

Or is that the surreal part?

bapu

daryl1968

fairynuff - I'll crawl back in my hole

Are there any monkeys in there?


I hear tell you lurves you some monkeys.

cruel

Bapu

In another fred Moshpit seems to allude to the fact that my humor is surreal.

That cannot be right.

Maybe it was a typo or you mistakenly misinterpreted him comparing you to a squirrel?

daryl1968

bapu

daryl1968

fairynuff - I'll crawl back in my hole

Are there any monkeys in there?


I hear tell you lurves you some monkeys.

cruel

Sorry I forgot to add "Best Regards".