AnsweredBapu's (and others) random thoughts for the day.

This FSF has evolved to such an extent, with so much valuable information, that now when doing a search on Google, the first that comes up is FSFipedia*.  

That's progress.
Well Done!!


















*(you didn't really do a search, did you?)

Mesh


This FSF has evolved to such an extent, with so much valuable information, that now when doing a search on Google, the first that comes up is FSFipedia*.  

That's progress.
Well Done!!

















*(you didn't really do a search, did you?)

I didn't do your search, but I do find that google works a lot better than the forum search function. 
 
Shouldn't that be FSF Wickedpedia?   

A guy walks in to a bar with a sack, looks at the bartender and says "If I show you something completely amazing will you give me a free drink?"

"Well for a free drink it would have to be pretty amazing." says the bartender.

So the guy reaches into the bag a pulls out a tiny working piano and a hamster. The hamster sits and the piano and starts to play Ragtime.

"Well, that is pretty amazing but i don't think it's worth a free drink." replies the Bartender.

So the guy reaches back into the bag and pulls out a frog, and as the hamster plays the frog starts to sing along. Amazed a fellow patron at the bar jumps up and says "Wow, i'll buy that frog from you for 100 dollars"
So the first man hands over the frog and gets 100 dollars. The Bartender comments, "I don't want to pry into your business but you just gave away a fortune."

"Not really, the hamster is also a Ventriloquist."

Mesh


A guy walks in to a bar with a sack, looks at the bartender and says "If I show you something completely amazing will you give me a free drink?"

"Well for a free drink it would have to be pretty amazing." says the bartender.

So the guy reaches into the bag a pulls out a tiny working piano and a hamster. The hamster sits and the piano and starts to play Ragtime.

"Well, that is pretty amazing but i don't think it's worth a free drink." replies the Bartender.

So the guy reaches back into the bag and pulls out a frog, and as the hamster plays the frog starts to sing along. Amazed a fellow patron at the bar jumps up and says "Wow, i'll buy that frog from you for 100 dollars"
So the first man hands over the frog and gets 100 dollars. The Bartender comments, "I don't want to pry into your business but you just gave away a fortune."

"Not really, the hamster is also a Ventriloquist."

CHORTLE!!!

he he mesh



I like hamsters
(not in a Richard Gere way)

.......so, an Irishman walks out of a bar.....


















(hey, it could happen)

Sometimes these jokes just write themselves...






















...thanks to my haunted keyboard.

























Wow, that's spooky
 
 
 

This is just a reminder...

fanks JB

huzzar - people have finally stopped posting in this pile of macaque cack



oh, wait

I'm waiting.  

Me Two.

Now what?  Do we have to wait until someone says "arse".  Oh, wait.  

macaque cack - I like it


hang on

daryl1968


macaque cack - I like it


hang on

A macaque cack gun is used to shoot down the monkey poo flying around the place? 
 
In which case it's not very effective.

Jonbouy

daryl1968


macaque cack - I like it


hang on

A macaque cack gun is used to shoot down the monkey poo flying around the place? 
 
In which case it's not very effective.

no, I would imagine it sticks together - the macaque cack and the monkey poo. What about Capuchin crap - would that work?

I'm asleep in bed.


Please make notes on what's occuring and report back to me in the morning.... when I will be awake.


Thanks.

ARSE!!!!

daryl1968

Jonbouy

daryl1968


macaque cack - I like it


hang on

A macaque cack gun is used to shoot down the monkey poo flying around the place? 
 
In which case it's not very effective.

no, I would imagine it sticks together - the macaque cack and the monkey poo. What about Capuchin crap - would that work?

Chimp Chit?
 
Gorrila Grolleys?
 
Any of these terms are interchangeable when describing the contents of FSF.
 
Long Live FSF.
 
Well done Bapu for creating it.  For those that contribute, keep up the good work.

Tamarin turds?

Mandrill merde?

Gorilla guano?  

HERES TO THE CH

I had too much Varispeed DULCIMER
 
 
 

musicman100


I had too much Varispeed DULCIMER
 
 
 

actually did LOL

musicman100

X3--Oktoberfest Edition?  

Mornin' Fredders.

Mornin' JB

gud morning/afternoon to all my compatriots both male and female, animal vegitable or mineral, *******


*** including those of ewe with sports bras and wunder woman costumes....

...or have tutus.....

Good morning!!

Top o' the mornin' to ya!


When did Bapu leave for Oktoberfest? (pic above)

Mesh


Top o' the mornin' to ya!


When did Bapu leave for Oktoberfest? (pic above)

And why does he have a monkey on his head?  


Good day, everyone.  

Old55

Mesh


Top o' the mornin' to ya!


When did Bapu leave for Oktoberfest? (pic above)

And why does he have a monkey on his head?  


Good day, everyone.  

LOL!
 
It looked like the "monkey" was in the background, but nooooo..........it's the "Gnu Dew!!".

Guten morgen

daryl1968


Guten morgen

Gluteus Maximus to you as well!!!

Mesh

daryl1968


Guten morgen

Gluteus Maximus to you as well!!!

My favourite gladiator

Greetings and salivations. 

daryl1968

Mesh

daryl1968


Guten morgen

Gluteus Maximus to you as well!!!

My favourite gladiator

Do you like gladiator movies Daryl? 
 
 
(Jan, I'm afraid this might be a re-re-re-run of the original.....play along anyways)

Mesh

daryl1968

Mesh

daryl1968


Guten morgen

Gluteus Maximus to you as well!!!

My favourite gladiator

Do you like gladiator movies Daryl? 
 
 
(Jan, I'm afraid this might be a re-re-re-run of the original.....play along anyways)

I was getting the feeling of some deja voodoo. 

I actually have that album from Kenny Wayne Shepherd (deja voodoo) which is quite good!!

Mesh

daryl1968

Mesh

daryl1968


Guten morgen

Gluteus Maximus to you as well!!!

My favourite gladiator

Do you like gladiator movies Daryl? 
 
 
(Jan, I'm afraid this might be a re-re-re-run of the original.....play along anyways)

they're ok - I usually root for the lions though
 

daryl1968

Mesh

daryl1968

Mesh

daryl1968


Guten morgen

Gluteus Maximus to you as well!!!

My favourite gladiator

Do you like gladiator movies Daryl? 
 
 
(Jan, I'm afraid this might be a re-re-re-run of the original.....play along anyways)

they're ok - I usually root for the lions though
 

I can't recall seeing any lions.....unless you're talking about loins?
 
In that case, have you ever been in a Turkish bath?

Mesh

daryl1968

Mesh

daryl1968

Mesh

daryl1968


Guten morgen

Gluteus Maximus to you as well!!!

My favourite gladiator

Do you like gladiator movies Daryl? 
 
 
(Jan, I'm afraid this might be a re-re-re-run of the original.....play along anyways)

they're ok - I usually root for the lions though
 

I can't recall seeing any lions.....unless you're talking about loins?
 
In that case, have you ever been in a Turkish bath?

anyway, have you listened to Under My Thumb yet?

Mesh


I actually have that album from Kenny Wayne Shepherd (deja voodoo) which is quite good!!

And I thought I was being (ab)original.  I like KWS, but I don't remember that one.  I'll check it out.  Thanks. 

daryl1968

Mesh

daryl1968

Mesh

daryl1968

Mesh

daryl1968


Guten morgen

Gluteus Maximus to you as well!!!

My favourite gladiator

Do you like gladiator movies Daryl? 
 
 
(Jan, I'm afraid this might be a re-re-re-run of the original.....play along anyways)

they're ok - I usually root for the lions though
 

I can't recall seeing any lions.....unless you're talking about loins?
 
In that case, have you ever been in a Turkish bath?

anyway, have you listened to Under My Thumb yet?

You know, I feel bloody guilty chatting to you everyday and still haven't listened to this. Everytime I plan on sitting at my DAW, something or the other (with the little ones) pops up and my plans have to be redirected. Honest!!!
At work, soundcloud is a blocked site and ironically, I have much more time here. I'll make it a point (tonight) to listen to this.....after they all are put to bed.
 

daryl1968

Mesh

daryl1968

Mesh

daryl1968

Mesh

daryl1968


Guten morgen

Gluteus Maximus to you as well!!!

My favourite gladiator

Do you like gladiator movies Daryl? 
 
 
(Jan, I'm afraid this might be a re-re-re-run of the original.....play along anyways)

they're ok - I usually root for the lions though
 

I can't recall seeing any lions.....unless you're talking about loins?
 
In that case, have you ever been in a Turkish bath?

anyway, have you listened to Under My Thumb yet?

Noise from under your thumb could be a symptom of osteoarthritis. 

Mesh

daryl1968

Mesh

daryl1968

Mesh

daryl1968

Mesh

daryl1968


Guten morgen

Gluteus Maximus to you as well!!!

My favourite gladiator

Do you like gladiator movies Daryl? 
 
 
(Jan, I'm afraid this might be a re-re-re-run of the original.....play along anyways)

they're ok - I usually root for the lions though
 

I can't recall seeing any lions.....unless you're talking about loins?
 
In that case, have you ever been in a Turkish bath?

anyway, have you listened to Under My Thumb yet?

You know, I feel bloody guilty chatting to you everyday and still haven't listened to this. Everytime I plan on sitting at my DAW, something or the other (with the little ones) pops up and my plans have to be redirected. Honest!!!
At work, soundcloud is a blocked site and ironically, I have much more time here. I'll make it a point (tonight) to listen to this.....after they all are put to bed.
 

mate - don't sweat it.
I think Bapu's Nagbap has rubbed off on me. Ewww I feel so dirty

LOL Jan!!

I'd hate to play scrabble with you.....(but, I do like playing Boggle).

daryl1968
I think Bapu's Nagbap has rubbed off on me. Ewww I feel so dirty

Mebee you need the shower?

Old55

daryl1968

Mesh

daryl1968

Mesh

daryl1968

Mesh

daryl1968


Guten morgen

Gluteus Maximus to you as well!!!

My favourite gladiator

Do you like gladiator movies Daryl? 
 
 
(Jan, I'm afraid this might be a re-re-re-run of the original.....play along anyways)

they're ok - I usually root for the lions though
 

I can't recall seeing any lions.....unless you're talking about loins?
 
In that case, have you ever been in a Turkish bath?

anyway, have you listened to Under My Thumb yet?

Noise from under your bum could be a symptom of osteofarthritis. 

Straummyized

 

This Fred is going into the nether regions of anatomical greatness!!

No Daryl that's nothing like our Strummy.
 
There seems to be too much of an air of subtlety remaining.

daryl1968

Old55

daryl1968

Mesh

daryl1968

Mesh

daryl1968

Mesh

daryl1968


Guten morgen

Gluteus Maximus to you as well!!!

My favourite gladiator

Do you like gladiator movies Daryl? 
 
 
(Jan, I'm afraid this might be a re-re-re-run of the original.....play along anyways)

they're ok - I usually root for the lions though
 

I can't recall seeing any lions.....unless you're talking about loins?
 
In that case, have you ever been in a Turkish bath?

anyway, have you listened to Under My Thumb yet?

Noise from under your bum could be a symptom of osteofarthritis. 

Straummyized

 

  Don't you mean arseteoarthritis? 

The air seems subtle?........it must be all these london derriere's.....

brit arses and american moobs ... what a great place dis iz ...

musicman100


brit arses and american moobs ... what a great place dis iz ...

yes it is.

Congrats Greg on TOTP!!!

Beer for everyone!!!

CONGRATS GREG ON THE TOTP

BTW, 'Yes It Is' is one of my fave Beatles songs (trying to subtly change the subject from farts and arses)

+1 on Yes It Is.....

Just listened to it on youtube and there's a guy doing a harmony tutorial of this as well as lots of ther Beatles songs.....at first, I thought it was a joke, but then I watched the rest and he actually showed how its done.