bapu


What I love about Top 'O The Page in FSF is the prolonged anticipation of seeing who did it. 

Yeah, the suspense is almost predictable...

Yeah!
It's like the anticipation of winning the lotto.......

BTW JB, your test have all come out positive!

Karyn

bapu

Karyn


Is it my turn to post again yet?

No cuts (to the head of the line queue)!!!!

Sorry,  just askin.
 
 
 
 
 
*walks slowly to back of queue*

wasn't he on Star Trek TNG?

Undershreddies don't ruffle...

...they snap...

[note to self]: (In the States, knickers do the twist
                       In the UK, undershreddies snap
                       Next must be, thong crackle
                       and underall's pop).

daryl1968

bapu


Daryl, 

You seem to be multi-cultural when it comes to being arsed, no?

only un petite francais - le bum malade

That's just fancy talk in trying to say you like marmalde on your buns.

A well known Anti-Semite, walks into a bar and is about to order a drink when he sees a guy close by wearing a kippa, tzitzis, and payos.

He doesn't have to be an Einstein to know that this guy is Jewish.
So he shouts over to the bartender so loudly, that everyone can hear,
"Drinks for everyone in here, bartender, but not for that Jew over there.”;

Soon after the drinks have been handed out, he notices that the Jewish guy is smiling and waving to him and says
' Thank You ' in an equally loud voice, so that everyone can hear.
This infuriates the Anti-Semite and in a loud voice, he once again orders drinks for everyone except the Jew.
But as before, this does not seem to worry the Jewish guy who continues to smile, and again says, "Thank you."
So the guy asks the barman, "What's the hell is the matter with that Jew? I've ordered two rounds of drinks for everyone in the bar except for him, and all that the silly bugger does is to smile and thank me in such a loud voice.
Is he nuts?"
"Nope," replies the bartender.
"He owns this place.

That's a good one CRA$H DAWG!

OK, I'm staying out of this fred for 10 more posts to see who gets the next coveted Top 'O The Page.

edited is the red badge of courage


or the scarlet letter,,
 
 
 
or brought to you by the letter a.r.s.e

Jonbouy

Mesh


Question for the Forum Super Fredders:

If you post something, and immediately edit your message (in less than a min) does it show that little message "<message edited by Mesh on 3 hrs. ago>" ?

I did that in another Fred, and the little message didn't show.

I think it allows a small edit.

Unfortunately because I tend to post in installments and it can take awhile for me to complete one post, once I've thought of something I've decided to add and then something to add to that addition and so forth, I often incur the edited message penalty.

Why not be repulsive impulsive like the rest of us buffoons tycoons and just post whatever by hitting enter?
 
(Just take a look at the previous 184 pages of monkey poop.) 

daryl1968


yeah - that is the beauty of the FSF - you can post whatever plop you want as 99% of the posts don't get read anyway. There was this one post towards the bottom of page 48 that could have changed lives but twas not to be

Which reminds me of a story about a test a college professor gave one semester. He told the students to read through the entire exam, which consisted of many pages, before beginning the exam.
 
Everyone in the class failed the exam.
 
The professor had written on the last page at the bottom , "immediately  sign your name below and turn in this exam as is".
 
No one follwed his instructions.
 
That being said, perhaps The Bapu © has planted such an easter egg in thise thread, and mayhaps we soulh read each and every post??
 
Or else we will fail the CH.

there we are - now I see you - ya cheeky little monkey