AnsweredBapu's (and others) random thoughts for the day.

drewfx1

Bapu

In another fred Moshpit seems to allude to the fact that my humor is surreal.

That cannot be right.

Maybe it was a typo or you mistakenly misinterpreted him comparing you to a squirrel?

See if he compared me to a monkey Daryl would like me.


But monkey and surreal seems a simply obscure reference (unless I were to juxtaposition them, mebee?)

I find that juxtaposing simply obscure references is a lot like reading a list of random numbers out of order. I just don't see the point.

But I'm a control freak after all...

Typical

hey, it's only 7 months 'til Christmas

And 8 months and 15 days until my BIG BIRTHDAY (60, yay)

For those of you that have time machines, every day is my birthday.

What'd you get for me today?

drewfx1


What'd you get for me today?

This fred.

bapu

drewfx1


What'd you get for me today?

This fred.

Oh boy! Just what I wanted!

Then you're gonna lurve tomorrow's present.

Bless his  little monkey heart. 

today is my un-birthday!

Happy un-birthday, Mike!

a very merry un-birthday to you, to me?

Old55


Bless his  little monkey heart. 

Sounds like a tribute band name.

talking of hearts has anyone seen the Mickey Rourke movie 'Angel Heart' ?

Hey if this fred turns bad for some reason, do we have emergency procedures in place?

Or do we just jump off and let the captain go down with the ship?

Shouldn't we have a drill or something?

drewfx1


Hey if this fred turns bad for some reason, do we have emergency procedures in place?

Or do we just jump off and let the captain go down with the ship?

Shouldn't we have a drill or something?

It did that on page 18 - we're more like the band playing while the Titanic sinks

guitarmikeh


today is my un-birthday!

That reminds me...

HAPPY BIRTHDAY MOOCH!!!

daryl1968

drewfx1


Hey if this fred turns bad for some reason, do we have emergency procedures in place?

Or do we just jump off and let the captain go down with the ship?

Shouldn't we have a drill or something?

It did that on page 18 - we're more like the band playing while the Titanic sinks

So there will be a movie about us then?

drewfx1

daryl1968

drewfx1


Hey if this fred turns bad for some reason, do we have emergency procedures in place?

Or do we just jump off and let the captain go down with the ship?

Shouldn't we have a drill or something?

It did that on page 18 - we're more like the band playing while the Titanic sinks

So there will be a movie about us then?

a fly on the wall documentary would be pretty cool

Forum Super Thread whenever woe is me.
Forum Super Thread here's the place I head.
Forum Super Thread no better place to be.
Forum Super Thread sustains my interest to a far greater extent than say 7% of other threads.


There's one line there that isn't working for me.  I just can't put my finger on it.

drewfx1


Hey if this fred turns bad for some reason, do we have emergency procedures in place?

Or do we just jump off and let the captain go down with the ship?

Shouldn't we have a drill or something?

 
 
 
 

bapu


And 8 months and 15 days until my BIG BIRTHDAY (60, yay)

Don't remind me..mine comes up in 4 months...

Jonbouy


Forum Super Thread whenever woe is me.
Forum Super Thread here's the place I head.
Forum Super Thread no better place to be.
Forum Super Thread keeps my interest  far more than other threads.


There's one line there that isn't working for me.  I just can't put my finger on it.

lyricized?

trimph1

Jonbouy


Forum Super Thread whenever woe is me.
Forum Super Thread here's the place I head.
Forum Super Thread no better place to be.
Forum Super Thread keeps my interest  far more than other threads.


There's one line there that isn't working for me.  I just can't put my finger on it.

lyricized?

Ya, but I wanted to keep the 7%.

I can't say fairer than that.

bapu


And 8 months and 15 days until my BIG BIRTHDAY (60, yay)

We could have a Jurassic themed party, no?

I believe Daryl is partial to monkeys...



I heard it on the apevine.

Can you believe my feckin' neighbour knocked on my door at 2:30 this morning?!



2:30 AM!!



Luckily for him I was still up playing my geetar...

SteveStrummerUK


I believe Daryl is partial to monkeys...



I heard it on the apevine.

I took it as a gibbon.

SteveStrummerUK


Can you believe my feckin' neighbour knocked on my door at 2:30 this morning?!



2:30 AM!!



Luckily for him I was still up playing my geetar...

Noisy bugger.

Thank you kind sir
 
 
 

SteveStrummerUK


Can you believe my feckin' neighbour knocked on my door at 2:30 this morning?!



2:30 AM!!



Luckily for him I was still up playing my geetar...

LMAO!!!!

Funnily enough a neighbour was desperately rapping on my door when I was playing.

I answered and he said this isn't the right time to be playing drums.

I said too right, that was far too fast for what I was playing.

And speaking of my neighbours, over the past week, I've noticed a chinese bloke in a suit and bowler hat mow their lawn, trim their hedge and paint their garage door.


He must be their odd job man.

Being a Scarecrow isnt the best job I've ever had.....




But hay, its in my jeans.

SteveStrummerUK


Being a Scarecrow isnt the best job I've ever had.....




But hay, its in my jeans.

That's funny, I wanted to be a scarecrow too.


But I became a landscape artist after I drew the short straw.

Aston Villa have decided to retire Row Z at Villa Park in honour of Emile Heskey

SteveStrummerUK


Aston Villa have decided to retire Row Z at Villa Park in honour of Emile Heskey

where's the like button?

They say lightning never strikes in the same place twice....


Well, that's not exactly true.
 
 
Yesterday I was stood at the bus stop when I got kicked in the bollocks twice after saying "Hey, you were that ugly one on Gladiators"

Apparently, Emile Heskey has been reading all these nasty things I've been saying about him and he's out to get me.

But don't worry, Straummy will be fine...

I've disguised myself as a goal.

"Mr. Noisy"--is that a vindaloo reference?  

Old55


"Mr. Noisy"--is that a vindaloo reference?  

Best Jan post EVER!!!!

I'm impressed.
The CH seems to be the only forum that can derail a fred in record time.

I believe this fred has been derailed on this page alone about 7 times....... Probably more.


Wait..............This fred does did have a topic, didn't/doesen't it?

Mike?

The topic changes from post to post.

Well then I'd like to add something about this forum software sucking.....

Pretty sure that has never been brought up anywhere before.

Mike

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This is now wrong too.




Mike

chefmike8888

Pretty sure that has never been brought up anywhere before. 

Not on this page it hasn't.

chefmike8888


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This is now wrong too.




Mike

Prolly but (as my little buddy Mooch sez....) WHO CARES??!!!??

Monkey's?

Spider Monkey's at least?

Mike

I like to buy drum libraries.

Best deal to date; JEX Expansion from fxpansion for $10 this week.

no monkeys

daryl1968


no more monkeys jumping on the bed 

That's what the Dr. said when they fell off and bumped their heads (from jumping on the bed)

bapu

daryl1968


no more monkeys jumping on the bed 

That's what the Dr. said when they fell off and bumped their heads (from jumping on the bed)

ahh - poor little poo chuckers - stop it, I'm trying to ween myself off of em

Heh heh. Daryl said arse poo.

Poo is acceptabubble - Danny Danzi said it

Is one of you called Winnie?  

daryl1968


Poo is acceptabubble - Danny Danzi said it

If Danny Danzi jumped off a bridge, would you?

bapu

daryl1968


Poo is acceptabubble - Danny Danzi said it

If Danny Danzi jumped off a bridge, would you?

If he threatened me with violence probably yeah.

daryl1968

bapu

daryl1968


Poo is acceptabubble - Danny Danzi said it

If Danny Danzi jumped off a bridge, would you?

If he threatened me with violence probably yeah.

Point taken.

Why does the word Juxtapositioned make me giggle?