AnsweredBapu's (and others) random thoughts for the day.

Straummy strikes like a cobra on aceeeeeeeeeeeed.

did I dream it or did Straummy say penis on here a few days ago?

daryl1968


did I dream it or did Straummy say penis on here a few days ago?

I did indeed.
 
 
The penis mightier than the sword.

is it ok to say penis on here? I thought penis might be one of the blocked words.

Hats off to peni
 
 

My pen is huge. It takes bof of my hands to use it.

daryl1968


is it ok to say penis on here? I thought penis might be one of the blocked words.

It can be a bit of a mouthful.

My pennes

As I strutted around the bedroom as proud as a peacock she piped up, "No Straummy, I said you were hung like a mouse, not a moose"
 
 

 hehehehehhehe    strummy said peacock

For those that missed it here is a pic of my pennes

A psychiatrist was conducting a group therapy session with three young mothers and their small children.
"You all have obsessions," he observed.
To the first mother, he said, "You are obsessed with eating. You've even named your daughter Candy."
He turned to the second mom. "Your obsession is money. Again, it manifests itself in your child's name, Penny."
At this point, the third mother got up, took her little boy by the hand and whispered, "Come on, Dick, let's go."

One night a policewoman pulls over a drunk driver.  

She politely asks him to step out of his car. 

He willingly does so. 

She says, "Anything you say can and will be held against you." 

He replies "BREASTS."

One day in school the teacher asks little Johnny,
"If there were five birds on the tree and you shoot two birds with your gun then how many would be left?"
"None because they would all fly away.", replies little Johnny.
"That is incorrect.", says the teacher, "there would be three left, but I like the way you think."
Then little Johnny asks the teacher,
"If there were three women on the bench with an ice cream cone, one bitting on the cone, the other sucking the cone, and the last one licking her cone, which one is married?"
"The one sucking on the cone," guessed the teacher.
"That is incorrect," replies little Johnny," The one with the wedding ring on her finger is married, but I like the way you think."

Bapu will be appearing twice nightly and one saturday matinee.

bapu


My pennes

Pennes from heaven? 

Am I allowed to post a pic of my pennes here?

bapu


For those that missed it here is a pic of my pennes

 
 
 
 
 
 
 

See what I did there Mr K???

I refuse to comment on the likability of my pennes by a certain Lovely Lady.

So just don't ask, mmmmkaaaayyyyyyyy?

Is this the pennes page?

there ewe go, horsing around again!!!!!

musicman100


there ewe go, horsing around again!!!!!

Just hunging hanging around.

ED!!!!!!!!

OK, no more pennes jokes.









<-------- Look my post count is a plaindrone



You guys are not going to believe what Daryl is about to say....

Lookie


I may even have to mark it with a HYBT

here's my uncle Graham showing off his huge cock again

this thread, like a mob, has taken a surprising turn ....

Well it's a new page, a new day, a new life for FSF.

how are you feeling Bapu?

Daryl silvers!!!!!


yay

daryl1968


how are you feeling Bapu?

Nothing to get hung about.

musicman100

:)
 

'e's a bloomin' flower!

this fred has cleaned up, considerably,

Strummys "balls fred" OTOH, is in a nose dive....

Something is turribal wrong.

In the songs forum on page 1 I am only appearing in two song.

I need a plug and I need it now.

Daryl,

I just saw his twin bruver in anuver fred.

Bapu - I think I can feel a monkey coming on

Oh yeah.

Bring it yawn!!!!!!!

How about a monkeys song?

bapu


How about a monkeys song?

yes, ain't there 2 in the works? Have you finished your's yet?

daryl1968

bapu


How about a monkeys song?

yes, ain't there 2 in the works? Have you finished your's yet?

I'm workin' on it.

bapu

daryl1968

bapu


How about a monkeys song?

yes, ain't there 2 in the works? Have you finished your's yet?

I'm workin' on it.

ok, I'll work on the other then
 

daryl1968

bapu

daryl1968

bapu


How about a monkeys song?

yes, ain't there 2 in the works? Have you finished your's yet?

I'm workin' on it.

ok, I'll work on the other then
 

Ok, then I'll really start on mine too.

bapu

daryl1968

bapu

daryl1968

bapu


How about a monkeys song?

yes, ain't there 2 in the works? Have you finished your's yet?

I'm workin' on it.

ok, I'll work on the other then

Ok, then I'll really start on mine too.

when I can sense you have started on your's, I'll start on mine
 

daryl1968

bapu

daryl1968

bapu

daryl1968

bapu


How about a monkeys song?

yes, ain't there 2 in the works? Have you finished your's yet?

I'm workin' on it.

ok, I'll work on the other then

Ok, then I'll really start on mine too.

when I can sense you have started on your's, I'll start on mine
 

Which scents are you referring to mate?

The Extra Scentsory Perversion one? 

I read page 1 and page 392 of this thread. Is there any credible reason to read the other 390?

sharke


I read page 1 and page 392 of this thread. Is there any credible reason to read the other 390?

You're new here aint ya ? ;)

sharke


I read page 1 and page 392 of this thread. Is there any credible reason to read the other 390?

Page 48 is one to read avoid

Karyn

sharke


I read page 1 and page 392 of this thread. Is there any credible reason to read the other 390?

Page 48 is one to read avoid

au contraire - that's the only one with a modicum of class

Nope Bottom Of Page 391 is the new Bottom Of Page 48.

H.A.S."A".L?

Blej.

JALP.

PLORDLE.

VLONJIP.

WENQUOTISM.