AnsweredBapu's (and others) random thoughts for the day.

sew whoooos gunna B the next top?

daryl1968


Bapu as Bapu, the mild mannered window cleaner who's afraid of heights

Mesh as Meshington Smythe - Bapu's intelligent room mate who is the real hero of the show although never gets the credit

McCue as his Neighbour, Mr McCue who is always pissed off with Bapu as UPS and Fedex are always knocking on his door trying to deliver Bapu's new plug ins and stuff

Jan - I think we have something - it could be called 'Tart in a Jam'

 

OK, here's the pilot for "Tart In A Jam":  


Bapu's boss (Mooch) is always yelling at him because he won't climb a ladder to do the windows.  So, Bapu goes to a therapist (Dr. Strummy).  Just when he's starting to make some progress, Bapu climbs a ladder to wash an upstairs window and see something that shocks him and causes a relapse.  

Old55

daryl1968


Bapu as Bapu, the mild mannered window cleaner who's afraid of heights

Mesh as Meshington Smythe - Bapu's intelligent room mate who is the real hero of the show although never gets the credit

McCue as his Neighbour, Mr McCue who is always pissed off with Bapu as UPS and Fedex are always knocking on his door trying to deliver Bapu's new plug ins and stuff

Jan - I think we have something - it could be called 'Tart in a Jam'

OK, here's the pilot for "Tart In A Jam":  


Bapu's boss (Mooch) is always yelling at him because he won't climb a ladder to do the windows.  So, Bapu goes to a therapist (Dr. Strummy).  Just when he's starting to make some progress, Bapu climbs a ladder to wash an upstairs window and see something that shocks him and causes a relapse.  

I like it....this is good.
 
What did he see? or is this how the plot thickens?

Mesh

Old55

daryl1968


Bapu as Bapu, the mild mannered window cleaner who's afraid of heights

Mesh as Meshington Smythe - Bapu's intelligent room mate who is the real hero of the show although never gets the credit

McCue as his Neighbour, Mr McCue who is always pissed off with Bapu as UPS and Fedex are always knocking on his door trying to deliver Bapu's new plug ins and stuff

Jan - I think we have something - it could be called 'Tart in a Jam'

OK, here's the pilot for "Tart In A Jam":  


Bapu's boss (Mooch) is always yelling at him because he won't climb a ladder to do the windows.  So, Bapu goes to a therapist (Dr. Strummy).  Just when he's starting to make some progress, Bapu climbs a ladder to wash an upstairs window and see something that shocks him and causes a relapse.  

I like it....this is good.
 
What did he see? or is this how the plot thickens?

All of the above.  It will be the first sitcom with a cliff hanger.  I have a few ideas, but I'm also open to suggestions.  

Old55

Mesh

Old55

daryl1968


Bapu as Bapu, the mild mannered window cleaner who's afraid of heights

Mesh as Meshington Smythe - Bapu's intelligent room mate who is the real hero of the show although never gets the credit

McCue as his Neighbour, Mr McCue who is always pissed off with Bapu as UPS and Fedex are always knocking on his door trying to deliver Bapu's new plug ins and stuff

Jan - I think we have something - it could be called 'Tart in a Jam'

OK, here's the pilot for "Tart In A Jam":  


Bapu's boss (Mooch) is always yelling at him because he won't climb a ladder to do the windows.  So, Bapu goes to a therapist (Dr. Strummy).  Just when he's starting to make some progress, Bapu climbs a ladder to wash an upstairs window and see something that shocks him and causes a relapse.  

I like it....this is good.

What did he see? or is this how the plot thickens?

All of the above.  It will be the first sitcom with a cliff hanger.  I have a few ideas, but I'm also open to suggestions.  

Did you never watch "Soap"?  Multiple cliff hangers each week..

the theme tune is going to be the shizzle

Karyn

Old55

Mesh

Old55

daryl1968


Bapu as Bapu, the mild mannered window cleaner who's afraid of heights

Mesh as Meshington Smythe - Bapu's intelligent room mate who is the real hero of the show although never gets the credit

McCue as his Neighbour, Mr McCue who is always pissed off with Bapu as UPS and Fedex are always knocking on his door trying to deliver Bapu's new plug ins and stuff

Jan - I think we have something - it could be called 'Tart in a Jam'

OK, here's the pilot for "Tart In A Jam":  


Bapu's boss (Mooch) is always yelling at him because he won't climb a ladder to do the windows.  So, Bapu goes to a therapist (Dr. Strummy).  Just when he's starting to make some progress, Bapu climbs a ladder to wash an upstairs window and see something that shocks him and causes a relapse.  

I like it....this is good.

What did he see? or is this how the plot thickens?

All of the above.  It will be the first sitcom with a cliff hanger.  I have a few ideas, but I'm also open to suggestions.  

Did you never watch "Soap"?  Multiple cliff hangers each week..

Confused? You will be
 

daryl1968

Karyn

Old55

Mesh

Old55

daryl1968


Bapu as Bapu, the mild mannered window cleaner who's afraid of heights

Mesh as Meshington Smythe - Bapu's intelligent room mate who is the real hero of the show although never gets the credit

McCue as his Neighbour, Mr McCue who is always pissed off with Bapu as UPS and Fedex are always knocking on his door trying to deliver Bapu's new plug ins and stuff

Jan - I think we have something - it could be called 'Tart in a Jam'

OK, here's the pilot for "Tart In A Jam":  


Bapu's boss (Mooch) is always yelling at him because he won't climb a ladder to do the windows.  So, Bapu goes to a therapist (Dr. Strummy).  Just when he's starting to make some progress, Bapu climbs a ladder to wash an upstairs window and see something that shocks him and causes a relapse.  

I like it....this is good.

What did he see? or is this how the plot thickens?

All of the above.  It will be the first sitcom with a cliff hanger.  I have a few ideas, but I'm also open to suggestions.  

Did you never watch "Soap"?  Multiple cliff hangers each week..

Confused? You will be
 

I already Am

Karyn

daryl1968

Karyn

Old55

Mesh

Old55

daryl1968


Bapu as Bapu, the mild mannered window cleaner who's afraid of heights

Mesh as Meshington Smythe - Bapu's intelligent room mate who is the real hero of the show although never gets the credit

McCue as his Neighbour, Mr McCue who is always pissed off with Bapu as UPS and Fedex are always knocking on his door trying to deliver Bapu's new plug ins and stuff

Jan - I think we have something - it could be called 'Tart in a Jam'

OK, here's the pilot for "Tart In A Jam":  


Bapu's boss (Mooch) is always yelling at him because he won't climb a ladder to do the windows.  So, Bapu goes to a therapist (Dr. Strummy).  Just when he's starting to make some progress, Bapu climbs a ladder to wash an upstairs window and see something that shocks him and causes a relapse.  

I like it....this is good.

What did he see? or is this how the plot thickens?

All of the above.  It will be the first sitcom with a cliff hanger.  I have a few ideas, but I'm also open to suggestions.  

Did you never watch "Soap"?  Multiple cliff hangers each week..

Confused? You will be
 

I already Am

Are you bringing your cowbell? I heard Mooch's got a mono fixation....  

Mesh

Karyn

daryl1968

Karyn

Old55

Mesh

Old55

daryl1968


Bapu as Bapu, the mild mannered window cleaner who's afraid of heights

Mesh as Meshington Smythe - Bapu's intelligent room mate who is the real hero of the show although never gets the credit

McCue as his Neighbour, Mr McCue who is always pissed off with Bapu as UPS and Fedex are always knocking on his door trying to deliver Bapu's new plug ins and stuff

Jan - I think we have something - it could be called 'Tart in a Jam'

OK, here's the pilot for "Tart In A Jam":  


Bapu's boss (Mooch) is always yelling at him because he won't climb a ladder to do the windows.  So, Bapu goes to a therapist (Dr. Strummy).  Just when he's starting to make some progress, Bapu climbs a ladder to wash an upstairs window and see something that shocks him and causes a relapse.  

I like it....this is good.

What did he see? or is this how the plot thickens?

All of the above.  It will be the first sitcom with a cliff hanger.  I have a few ideas, but I'm also open to suggestions.  

Did you never watch "Soap"?  Multiple cliff hangers each week..

Confused? You will be
 

I already Am

Are you bringing your cowbell? I heard Mooch's got a mono fixation....  

Find out in next week's episode of...   Tarts in a Jam!
 
 
See what I did there?

Karyn

Mesh

Karyn

daryl1968

Karyn

Old55

Mesh

Old55

daryl1968


Bapu as Bapu, the mild mannered window cleaner who's afraid of heights

Mesh as Meshington Smythe - Bapu's intelligent room mate who is the real hero of the show although never gets the credit

McCue as his Neighbour, Mr McCue who is always pissed off with Bapu as UPS and Fedex are always knocking on his door trying to deliver Bapu's new plug ins and stuff

Jan - I think we have something - it could be called 'Tart in a Jam'

OK, here's the pilot for "Tart In A Jam":  


Bapu's boss (Mooch) is always yelling at him because he won't climb a ladder to do the windows.  So, Bapu goes to a therapist (Dr. Strummy).  Just when he's starting to make some progress, Bapu climbs a ladder to wash an upstairs window and see something that shocks him and causes a relapse.  

I like it....this is good.

What did he see? or is this how the plot thickens?

All of the above.  It will be the first sitcom with a cliff hanger.  I have a few ideas, but I'm also open to suggestions.  

Did you never watch "Soap"?  Multiple cliff hangers each week..

Confused? You will be
 

I already Am

Are you bringing your cowbell? I heard Mooch's got a mono fixation....  

Find out in next week's episode of...   Tarts in a Jam!
 
 
See what I did there?

Well done!!
Brilliant!!
This is going to be a Big Hit!!

Karyn

Old55

Mesh

Old55

daryl1968


Bapu as Bapu, the mild mannered window cleaner who's afraid of heights

Mesh as Meshington Smythe - Bapu's intelligent room mate who is the real hero of the show although never gets the credit

McCue as his Neighbour, Mr McCue who is always pissed off with Bapu as UPS and Fedex are always knocking on his door trying to deliver Bapu's new plug ins and stuff

Jan - I think we have something - it could be called 'Tart in a Jam'

OK, here's the pilot for "Tart In A Jam":  


Bapu's boss (Mooch) is always yelling at him because he won't climb a ladder to do the windows.  So, Bapu goes to a therapist (Dr. Strummy).  Just when he's starting to make some progress, Bapu climbs a ladder to wash an upstairs window and see something that shocks him and causes a relapse.  

I like it....this is good.

What did he see? or is this how the plot thickens?

All of the above.  It will be the first sitcom with a cliff hanger.  I have a few ideas, but I'm also open to suggestions.  

Did you never watch "Soap"?  Multiple cliff hangers each week..

Argh.  You're right.  I completely forgot about that.  OK, we won't be the first.  Oh, well.  Thanks for keeping me honest. 

Mesh

Karyn

Mesh

Karyn

daryl1968

Karyn

Old55

Mesh

Old55

daryl1968


Bapu as Bapu, the mild mannered window cleaner who's afraid of heights

Mesh as Meshington Smythe - Bapu's intelligent room mate who is the real hero of the show although never gets the credit

McCue as his Neighbour, Mr McCue who is always pissed off with Bapu as UPS and Fedex are always knocking on his door trying to deliver Bapu's new plug ins and stuff

Jan - I think we have something - it could be called 'Tart in a Jam'

OK, here's the pilot for "Tart In A Jam":  


Bapu's boss (Mooch) is always yelling at him because he won't climb a ladder to do the windows.  So, Bapu goes to a therapist (Dr. Strummy).  Just when he's starting to make some progress, Bapu climbs a ladder to wash an upstairs window and see something that shocks him and causes a relapse.  

I like it....this is good.

What did he see? or is this how the plot thickens?

All of the above.  It will be the first sitcom with a cliff hanger.  I have a few ideas, but I'm also open to suggestions.  

Did you never watch "Soap"?  Multiple cliff hangers each week..

Confused? You will be
 

I already Am

Are you bringing your cowbell? I heard Mooch's got a mono fixation....  

Find out in next week's episode of...   Tarts in a Jam!
 
 
See what I did there?

Well done!!
Brilliant!!
This is going to be a Big Hit!!

oh good - are we going for the pretty pyramid page thingy again?

daryl1968

Mesh

Karyn

Mesh

Karyn

daryl1968

Karyn

Old55

Mesh

Old55

daryl1968


Bapu as Bapu, the mild mannered window cleaner who's afraid of heights

Mesh as Meshington Smythe - Bapu's intelligent room mate who is the real hero of the show although never gets the credit

McCue as his Neighbour, Mr McCue who is always pissed off with Bapu as UPS and Fedex are always knocking on his door trying to deliver Bapu's new plug ins and stuff

Jan - I think we have something - it could be called 'Tart in a Jam'

OK, here's the pilot for "Tart In A Jam":  


Bapu's boss (Mooch) is always yelling at him because he won't climb a ladder to do the windows.  So, Bapu goes to a therapist (Dr. Strummy).  Just when he's starting to make some progress, Bapu climbs a ladder to wash an upstairs window and see something that shocks him and causes a relapse.  

I like it....this is good.

What did he see? or is this how the plot thickens?

All of the above.  It will be the first sitcom with a cliff hanger.  I have a few ideas, but I'm also open to suggestions.  

Did you never watch "Soap"?  Multiple cliff hangers each week..

Confused? You will be
 

I already Am

Are you bringing your cowbell? I heard Mooch's got a mono fixation....  

Find out in next week's episode of...   Tarts in a Jam!
 
 
See what I did there?

Well done!!
Brilliant!!
This is going to be a Big Hit!!

oh good - are we going for the pretty pyramid page thingy again?

It just might be an unavoidable result of this spine tingling, hair raising, at the edge of your seat cliff hanger!!  

sew we are resorting to sinsationalism and flasy tv shows to keep this malprop lumbering along??


Warm Regards,

MM notQ

musicman100


sew we are resorting to sinsationalism and flasy tv shows to keep this malprop lumbering along??


Warm Regards,

MM notQ

The Public demands it.

musicman100


sew we are resorting to sinsationalism and flasy tv shows to keep this malprop lumbering along??


Warm Regards,

MM notQ

  Got something better? 

Old55

musicman100


sew we are resorting to sinsationalism and flasy tv shows to keep this malprop lumbering along??


Warm Regards,

MM notQ

  Got something better? 

yea what about good old fashioned penne jokes???

anyone want to see my Uncle's big cock again?

musicman100

Old55

musicman100


sew we are resorting to sinsationalism and flasy tv shows to keep this malprop lumbering along??


Warm Regards,

MM notQ

  Got something better? 

yea what about good old fashioned penne jokes???

Fine with me.

daryl1968


anyone want to see my Uncle's big cock again?

Oh My were so sorry, Uncle Albert

(I'm afraid to reply to Daryl's post)....

daryl1968


anyone want to see my Uncle's big cock again?

well, here it is anyway

OOOHHHHHHH!! You mean ROOSTER!!!


Whew!!

Two BOPHYBT in one day?

Karyn


Two BOPHYBT in one day?

Sometimes me thinks it's better to be a bottom dweller.... 

Or a second post, APHYBT person...

Old55


Well done, Karyn.  Happy Tuesday to you and everyone.   

Ditto!

im glad were not broaching Daryls uncles rooster , any more.

Speaking of Daryl's uncle, where's the Big B?

Mesh


Speaking of Daryl's uncle, where's the Big B?

A swarm of above fore mentioned
 
 

 

Karyn


Yay BOPHYBT

That's called Bronzing 'round here.

Karyn


Two BOPHYBT in one day?

Actually, two bronzes and two silvers. 

bapu

Karyn


Two BOPHYBT in one day?

Actually, two bronzes and two silvers. 

.....but whaddaya reeely hafta show for it?

Old55

Mesh

Old55

daryl1968


Bapu as Bapu, the mild mannered window cleaner who's afraid of heights

Mesh as Meshington Smythe - Bapu's intelligent room mate who is the real hero of the show although never gets the credit

McCue as his Neighbour, Mr McCue who is always pissed off with Bapu as UPS and Fedex are always knocking on his door trying to deliver Bapu's new plug ins and stuff

Jan - I think we have something - it could be called 'Tart in a Jam'

OK, here's the pilot for "Tart In A Jam":  


Bapu's boss (Mooch) is always yelling at him because he won't climb a ladder to do the windows.  So, Bapu goes to a therapist (Dr. Strummy).  Just when he's starting to make some progress, Bapu climbs a ladder to wash an upstairs window and see something that shocks him and causes a relapse.  

I like it....this is good.

What did he see? or is this how the plot thickens?

All of the above.  It will be the first sitcom with a cliff hanger.  I have a few ideas, but I'm also open to suggestions.  

I see what you did there.
Afraid of heights.
Cliff hanger.
Well done!

It just so happens that I actually Am afraid of heights.

Art (or tart if you will) imitates life.

bapu


It just so happens that I actually Am afraid of heights.

Art (or tart if you will) imitates life.

Don't worry.  We'll Robert Downey Jr. to play you AND we'll CGI the high shots. 

Will someone please breve life into this steaming pile of....fred?

Should I start working on episode 2 of Tart In A Jam?  

Breathe deep the gathering gloom...

Breathe, breathe in the air.  

Old55

bapu


It just so happens that I actually Am afraid of heights.

Art (or tart if you will) imitates life.

Don't worry.  We'll Robert Downey Jr. to play you AND we'll CGI the high shots. 

By high shots I assume you mean anything above the waist...

there are far too few monkeys in this thread for my liking.

Sorry Daryl I've been busy.

normal service = resumed

Breathing in the sheeves...

All I need is the air that I breathe...

--------------------------------------------------

Good Morning again!!!

We be getting rained on, winded on, colded on....

Hopefully no s**wed on....

daryl1968


there are far too few monkeys in this thread for my liking.

Did someone say Monkees????
 
 

Karyn

Old55

bapu


It just so happens that I actually Am afraid of heights.

Art (or tart if you will) imitates life.

Don't worry.  We'll Robert Downey Jr. to play you AND we'll CGI the high shots. 

By high shots I assume you mean anything above the waist...

 That wouldn't be inaccurate.   It all depends on how afraid of hights Bapu is.  

daryl1968


there are far too few monkeys in this thread for my liking.

And who's fault is that if you didn't include them in "Tart In A Jam"?  I'm sure they''ll eventually appear in the show.  They might even be the "cliffhanger" of the pilot.  

Bapu is high????

musicman100





Bapu is high????

I'm not sure, but I don't think that's the same thing--oh, you mean because he's on the roof.  Probably.  

Bapu is high.  I've seen him for real and he's a good deal taller than me.

3 BOPHYBT in a row?

Jonbouy


Bapu is high.  I've seen him for real and he's a good deal taller than me.

He says the undershreddies make him look taller than he really is.  

Hello everybody peeps.

musicman100





Bapu is high????

Those stoners can be inventive when they want to be.  Is that a game controller converted into a pipe?  

Or a pipe converted into a game controler