Old55

SteveStrummerUK


Pythagoras walks into a bar muttering, "If a right-angled triangle has a short side X, a long side Y, and hypotenuse Z; then the square of Z must be equal to the sum of the square of X and the square of, erm... uh..."


The barman says, "Y, the long face?"

Is that question Hypythategorial?  

No, it's retrograde retrotorical.

If you'd like to know more about bulimia, just do a Google search and see what it throws up.

bapu

Old55

SteveStrummerUK


Pythagoras walks into a bar muttering, "If a right-angled triangle has a short side X, a long side Y, and hypotenuse Z; then the square of Z must be equal to the sum of the square of X and the square of, erm... uh..."


The barman says, "Y, the long face?"

Is that question Hypythategorial?  

No, it's retrograde retrotorical.

And much too vogue vague.  

I absolutely love playing Guitar Hero 80's.

And I'm pretty good at it too....





I'm on Level 42.

Old55

daryl1968


fighting talk Jan - how are ya mate?

Busy day.  Checking out Soup-sayer and cleaning up an old tune.  Yankees, Giants--laundry(if I get motivated).  How about you?  

Football this morning in the rain - lost 1-0.
Weird charity gig this afternoon - first set was 1.30pm. Turned out to be great fun though - plenty of punters dancing and having a good time. We dredged up our old soul stuff.

daryl1968

Old55

daryl1968


fighting talk Jan - how are ya mate?

Busy day.  Checking out Soup-sayer and cleaning up an old tune.  Yankees, Giants--laundry(if I get motivated).  How about you?  

Football this morning in the rain - lost 1-0.
Weird charity gig this afternoon - first set was 1.30pm. Turned out to be great fun though - plenty of punters dancing and having a good time. We dredged up our old soul stuff.

Sounds like fun--except for the final score.  

good morning people

Jonbouy


So do you guys pronounce Immodium as Immodum, like you do aluminium?
 
"I shall now measure the radus of a medum ARC."
 
See, I can tawk like a mirkin. 

there ewe Brits go, slaughtering the kings  yanks  engrish.

daryl1968

musicman100


well arse and arse-ttes, I am doing two live gigs this weekend, with my new Korg Krome keyboard (2.8 gig of UNLOOPED piano samples for one) and my Stage 2..

so fun!!!!  rock and roll =====and NO sex, No drugs, but rock n roll.......

well the ONLY drugs will be Prilosec, or Immodium, or Tylonol...

I'm very jealous - what do you think of it MM?

It is the "semi-weighted" 73 key version.
 
The piano are GORGEOUS!!!no loops!Def Kronos quality.
 
The EPS/Clavs are nice, but don't hold a candle to  my Nords.
 
The meat and potatos are good, I like the strings, and have created a Horn section(trumpet, tenor sax, Bari) that sounds pretty damnn good.
 
The organs sux.. lots of waves with percussion that you dont always use. The rotary sim is blah...
 
Bu the board is so lightweight, tuck it under one arm.
 
It does take 60 SECONDS TO BOOT!!.. so if you lose power in the middle of a gig, it aint coming up rigght away..

daryl1968


good morning people

and a fine morning it is....


How be ye?

Good morning Boys!!

Had a good weekend?

(sorry about the loss Daryl.....)

Greetings and salivations, guys.  I can't hang out--late for work.  Have fun.  

musicman100

daryl1968

musicman100


well arse and arse-ttes, I am doing two live gigs this weekend, with my new Korg Krome keyboard (2.8 gig of UNLOOPED piano samples for one) and my Stage 2..

so fun!!!!  rock and roll =====and NO sex, No drugs, but rock n roll.......

well the ONLY drugs will be Prilosec, or Immodium, or Tylonol...

I'm very jealous - what do you think of it MM?

It is the "semi-weighted" 73 key version.
 
The piano are GORGEOUS!!!no loops!Def Kronos quality.
 
The EPS/Clavs are nice, but don't hold a candle to  my Nords.
 
The meat and potatos are good, I like the strings, and have created a Horn section(trumpet, tenor sax, Bari) that sounds pretty damnn good.
 
The organs sux.. lots of waves with percussion that you dont always use. The rotary sim is blah...
 
Bu the board is so lightweight, tuck it under one arm.
 
It does take 60 SECONDS TO BOOT!!.. so if you lose power in the middle of a gig, it aint coming up rigght away..

Nice - I am a Korg fan - can't beat the quality and reliabilty IMO and that's what counts live right?

I'm also impressed with Korg's sounds....especially M1. I find it quite useful and the quality of sounds are very pleasing.

Daryl, do you use/like any of Korg's soft synths (M1, MonoPoly, Polysix etc...)? (the whole Legacy collection is on sale) :)

Mesh


I'm also impressed with Korg's sounds....especially M1. I find it quite useful and the quality of sounds are very pleasing.

Daryl, do you use/like any of Korg's soft synths (M1, MonoPoly, Polysix etc...)? (the whole Legacy collection is on sale) :)

I use a Triton LE live and as my controller in the studio and occasionally use some of the sounds when recording. Before that I had an 01/W (which my son now uses as his controller with FL Studio). Belive it or not, I've never tried their soft synths

daryl1968

Mesh


I'm also impressed with Korg's sounds....especially M1. I find it quite useful and the quality of sounds are very pleasing.

Daryl, do you use/like any of Korg's soft synths (M1, MonoPoly, Polysix etc...)? (the whole Legacy collection is on sale) :)

I use a Triton LE live and as my controller in the studio and occasionally use some of the sounds when recording. Before that I had an 01/W (which my son now uses as his controller with FL Studio). Belive it or not, I've never tried their soft synths

I'm not sure if there's a Demo of them, but I did get the M1 when Korg had a sale sometime last year. What's nice within this VST is it's an 8 part multi-timbral tone generator with over 3000 presets to get a nice Phat sound and very easy to tweak Fx's . I think Jeff Evans got the Wavestation and was quite impressed with that as well.
 
http://www.korg.com/legacy
 

cheers mesh - I'll check em out

 
BBC Newsnight's investigation into Jimmy Savile was "inappropriately pulled"....
 
 
 
 
Oh the irony

I'm giving up the FSF for Lent.

SteveStrummerUK


I'm giving up the FSF for Lent.

Im giving up taco kitties...

musicman100

SteveStrummerUK


I'm giving up the FSF for Lent.

Im giving up taco kitties...

:)

FSF is long since dead.

Long live FSF.

And all you wankers.

I've already gave in to the FSF.

I'm going into Rehab.

Mesh - have you heard the Forum Monkeys debut song yet?

Mesh, it's HERE

Rumor has it your name is mentioned in it.

IT HAS TO BE MONKEY TIME SOMEWHERE

I went ape after listening to the song, myself

 

I played FIFA 13 with my mate last night.

He was beating me, so being a bad loser, I turned the machine off....

"You absolute rotter Straummy," he said, switching his dialysis back on.

musicman100



 

Monkey shines!

It has even influenced here

Wookiee


It has even influenced here

Are we posting under the influence?  

It's gonna be a loooooong haul to page 500 I see.

It's a long road to Tipperary.......

A long and winding road...

Fred's dead

Long Live Fred

nah - bury Fred in concrete

This Fred will live in infamy,forever,


in our hearts



our minds



our arses.....



how yall doin;????


WARM REGARDS   :-)

MnotQM

daryl1968


nah - bury Fred in concrete

That's very cryptic, Daryl.  


Good morning, Lads.  

daryl1968


Mesh - have you heard the Forum Monkeys debut song yet?

Good morning my fellow Monkies!!
 
I just saw this/comments in the song forum and you know I'll give it a go this evening (soundcloud and all that blah blah).
 
It's good to see "monkey business = fun" in these forums.....brings the community together!!
 
Well done you two(s)!!!
 
 

there is NO monkey

NO monkey?

Old55

daryl1968


nah - bury Fred in concrete

That's very cryptic, Daryl.  


Good morning, Lads.  

this is the plan - they're building a new bridge down the road from me and pouring tons of concrete. I'll sneak on here in the middle of the night while Baps is watching Dancing with the Stars, take the Fred and ..........well you know the rest.
You know it makes sense.

daryl1968

Old55

daryl1968


nah - bury Fred in concrete

That's very cryptic, Daryl.  


Good morning, Lads.  

this is the plan - they're building a new bridge down the road from me and pouring tons of concrete. I'll sneak on here in the middle of the night while Baps is watching Dancing with the Stars, take the Fred and ..........well you know the rest.
You know it makes sense.

That's got to be one big arse of a bridge....considering the size of this huge steaming pile of.......Fred!  

Marathons, hurdles, swimming, steeplechases, sprinting.... I hate them all

 
 
 
I think I might be a racist.
 

Mesh

daryl1968

Old55

daryl1968


nah - bury Fred in concrete

That's very cryptic, Daryl.  


Good morning, Lads.  

this is the plan - they're building a new bridge down the road from me and pouring tons of concrete. I'll sneak on here in the middle of the night while Baps is watching Dancing with the Stars, take the Fred and ..........well you know the rest.
You know it makes sense.

That's got to be one big arse of a bridge....considering the size of this huge steaming pile of.......Fred!  

It is Mesh, they are dedicating it to the late great James Brown
 
It's going to be called the Takemetothe Bridge

I'm not affected much by the twenty pence charge per carrier bag Waitrose are introducing....





I've got deep pockets.

daryl1968

Mesh

daryl1968

Old55

daryl1968


nah - bury Fred in concrete

That's very cryptic, Daryl.  


Good morning, Lads.  

this is the plan - they're building a new bridge down the road from me and pouring tons of concrete. I'll sneak on here in the middle of the night while Baps is watching Dancing with the Stars, take the Fred and ..........well you know the rest.
You know it makes sense.

That's got to be one big arse of a bridge....considering the size of this huge steaming pile of.......Fred!  

It is Mesh, they are dedicating it to the late great James Brown
 
It's going to be called the Takemetothe Bridge

The smaller one is next to me.. its the Takamine Bridge

daryl1968

Mesh

daryl1968

Old55

daryl1968


nah - bury Fred in concrete

That's very cryptic, Daryl.  


Good morning, Lads.  

this is the plan - they're building a new bridge down the road from me and pouring tons of concrete. I'll sneak on here in the middle of the night while Baps is watching Dancing with the Stars, take the Fred and ..........well you know the rest.
You know it makes sense.

That's got to be one big arse of a bridge....considering the size of this huge steaming pile of.......Fred!  

It is Mesh, they are dedicating it to the late great James Brown
 
It's going to be called the Takemetothe Bridge

Strummy, did you get Daryl's password again? 

Old55

daryl1968

Mesh

daryl1968

Old55

daryl1968


nah - bury Fred in concrete

That's very cryptic, Daryl.  


Good morning, Lads.  

this is the plan - they're building a new bridge down the road from me and pouring tons of concrete. I'll sneak on here in the middle of the night while Baps is watching Dancing with the Stars, take the Fred and ..........well you know the rest.
You know it makes sense.

That's got to be one big arse of a bridge....considering the size of this huge steaming pile of.......Fred!  

It is Mesh, they are dedicating it to the late great James Brown
 
It's going to be called the Takemetothe Bridge

Strummy, did you get Daryl's password again? 

 
 
 

daryl1968

Old55

daryl1968

Mesh

daryl1968

Old55

daryl1968


nah - bury Fred in concrete

That's very cryptic, Daryl.  


Good morning, Lads.  

this is the plan - they're building a new bridge down the road from me and pouring tons of concrete. I'll sneak on here in the middle of the night while Baps is watching Dancing with the Stars, take the Fred and ..........well you know the rest.
You know it makes sense.

That's got to be one big arse of a bridge....considering the size of this huge steaming pile of.......Fred!  

It is Mesh, they are dedicating it to the late great James Brown
 
It's going to be called the Takemetothe Bridge

Strummy, did you get Daryl's password again? 

 
 
 

Hey!  that's a real monkey!!! 

Pfft....


Harrumph....

 
 
That's me finished.

 
 
 
 
 
 
I'm right out of onomatopoeias 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 

musicman100

MASSIVE BASS INVASION

 

 

BAPU LOOK HERE!!

Mesh

musicman100

MASSIVE BASS INVASION

 

 

BAPU LOOK HERE!!

 
WHOA HOLD ON THERE HONCHO!!!!! BAPU is the master of thyme space and BASS, he kneads to no these things.....

Ahhhhhh...............





The prize we seek is so near, yet sofa.







"Sit on it" as Fonzy would say.

Well done!!! TOTP/HYBT/TTAW








Two Time Arse Award

musicman100

MASSIVE BASS INVASION

 

 

BAPU LOOK HERE!!

Does it have Alembic?  No matter--Bapu does. 

I'm glad we finally made it out of that quagmire that was  408.