AnsweredBapu's (and others) random thoughts for the day.

musicman100


is it oermissible to say "arse" here?


rather than (up)there?

There's an "arse here" wherever I go.

drewfx1

musicman100


is it oermissible to say "arse" here?


rather than (up)there?

There's an "arse here" wherever I go.

OK, I'll let you be.

SteveStrummerUK


But not 'Y'.

Oh no, Y is cool.

Sometimes...
(But most won't know why.)

Earlier today, while I was walking in the countryside, a farmer came up to me and said "I've got 68 sheep - could you round them up for me"
 
I replied "Why yes of course, you have 70 sheep". 

As I read that I kept wondering if Strummy had heard the joke about the pizza, but then I thought "No, too cheesy..."

Where's an AI from drewfx1 when you need it?

slow round here

crawl is more like it.

mebee even dead stop.

Do I need a new title?


Something like "hey wanna fight?"

I have analysed this - you need to mention monkeys in the thread title - it attracts the punters

I'm going to be a dolt about this.

I'd mention becan if I could come up with a clever way to portray it as something exciting.

how about 'The Becan thread - meat of the gods'

Did someone mention becan???

I'm not sure if this fred is souper or souperior, but I know it could be soupier!



AI?

bapu


crawl is more like it.

mebee even dead stop.

Do I need a new title?


Something like "hey wanna fight?"

Meebee you could plug this fred in the song forum instead?

drewfx1

bapu


crawl is more like it.

mebee even dead stop.

Do I need a new title?


Something like "hey wanna fight?"

Meebee you could plug this fred in the song forum instead?

Most creative thinking in this fred.

I'm gonna post this right where Bapu will never find it.

Here, on his own Fred.

hey does anyone know where I can find that post by Jonbouy.

I've searched and searched and have failed to find it.

Mebee he dinnit even post it.

I went to a record store that said they specialized in hard-to-find records.  Nothing was alphabetized.

I left a trail of rose petals from the front door, up the stairs, and to the bedroom. I sprinkled some more over the bed. I sat in the corner wearing nothing but her beautiful silk robe with a bottle of vintage wine on ice on the end table. I heard the door open and her walking up the stairs, I wanted this to be the most romantic evening ever. I was quite nervous...



Now all I needed was the perfect way to introduce myself.

I came home from the pub four hours late last night.

"Where the hell have you been?" screamed my wife.

I said "I've been playing poker with some blokes down the boozer"

"Playing poker with some blokes?" she repeated. "Well, you can pack your bags and go!"

"So can you," I said, "This isn't our house anymore"

I was stood next to a blonde in the pub last night.

"Can I buy you a drink?" I winked.

"You've got a wedding ring on," she replied.

"I know," I said, "but my marriage is on the rocks, my wife is a horrible woman and I'm filing for divorce."

"Really? Does she know?" she asked.

"I think so," I replied, turning around. "Look - she's started crying."

Strummy - you make me proud to be from the Midlands. Promise we can go for a pint when I get back to blighty.

My parents moved three times when I was a kid..... but I always managed to find them.

musicman100


My parents moved three times when I was a kid..... but I always managed to find them.

:)
 
Stop it - this thread's not meant to be funny

What is this funny you speak of?

exactly

oooh page 42 - I like it in here - nice carpet - it goes with the curtains

Should we put up our classy posters like this one now?

Please. It's sure to curry up the joint.

where did you find that photo of the current Mrs Daryl1968?

daryl1968


where did you find that photo of the current Mrs Daryl1968?

Now I "get" the title of your new song.


BTW is there a link to that song somewhere?

daryl1968


where did you find that photo of the current Mrs Daryl1968?

She would probably prefer to be called the best, last and final? As in saving the best for last.

bapu

daryl1968


where did you find that photo of the current Mrs Daryl1968?

Now I "get" the title of your new song.


BTW is there a link to that song somewhere?

Would that be the new original song called Candy that I have over in the song forum at the moment, Bapu?
I think you'll find that there is a link in my signature.

bapu

daryl1968


where did you find that photo of the current Mrs Daryl1968?

She would probably prefer to be called the best, last and final? As in saving the best for last.

got to keep your options open, mate.
She is my only wife and has been for 21 years (married extremely young) but you never know.

daryl1968

bapu

daryl1968


where did you find that photo of the current Mrs Daryl1968?

Now I "get" the title of your new song.


BTW is there a link to that song somewhere?

Would that be the new original song called Candy that I have over in the song forum at the moment, Bapu?
I think you'll find that there is a link in my signature.

Oh, you have a signature? I was under the impression most people ignore those. If they didn't I would think that people would be raving to me all the time about The CHB link in my signature.

pssst - it's all kicking off over at the song forum.

bapu

bapu


Post here what you don't want others to see.

New Rulz!!!

daryl1968


pssst - it's all kicking off over at the song forum.

Did it start with a wrecking ball?

Thing's I would not dare show anybody!

My dinner table

 

Me doing a disco dance at a boxing match

Me doing a foxtrot dance at a boxing match

You 'ent seen me, roight?

Nice view from your "kitchen" there Bill!

Jonbouy


You 'ent seen me, roight?

Roight.

here it is - I've been looking all over for this thread.
It was down the back of the sofa with a yellow M&M and a hairpin - should have looked there in the first place.

Do I need to know a secret password and get some kind of decoder ring to make the posts here make sense?

There's no burning ring of fire here.

daryl1968


here it is - I've been looking all over for this thread.
It was down the back of the sofa with a yellow M&M and a hairpin - should have looked there in the first place.

Jonbouy gave you a hint, dinnit he?

bapu

daryl1968


here it is - I've been looking all over for this thread.
It was down the back of the sofa with a yellow M&M and a hairpin - should have looked there in the first place.

Jonbouy gave you a hint, dinnit he?

yep - Jonbouy was down there too - drinking a cup of tea with a slice of fruit cake

daryl1968

bapu

daryl1968


here it is - I've been looking all over for this thread.
It was down the back of the sofa with a yellow M&M and a hairpin - should have looked there in the first place.

Jonbouy gave you a hint, dinnit he?

yep - Jonbouy was down there too - drinking a cup of tea with a slice of fruit cake

And then he presented you with an Invoice for taxes and fees no doubt.

bapu

daryl1968

bapu

daryl1968


here it is - I've been looking all over for this thread.
It was down the back of the sofa with a yellow M&M and a hairpin - should have looked there in the first place.

Jonbouy gave you a hint, dinnit he?

yep - Jonbouy was down there too - drinking a cup of tea with a slice of fruit cake

And then he presented you with an Invoice for taxes and fees no doubt.

sofa sogood fees yup

So far the new title is working.

No one is showing up.

they're all fighting in the song forum

 
 
 
 
 
                   
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
Wow
 
 
 
 
 

Wait until I post a new one next week.

SteveStrummerUK


 
 
 
 
 
                   
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
Wow
 
 
 
 
 

Straummy just blew my mind.

         

SteveStrummerUK


         

looks like me and the current Mrs Daryl1968