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Re:Bapu's random pillocking for the day....
2012/07/16 12:19:12
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Looks like I'm gonna have to invoke NagBap today........
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2012/07/16 12:23:59
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Gotta have a cuppa tea sometime ent oi?
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2012/07/16 12:26:30
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Pistolpete and Bobby are stuck in the desert, wandering aimlessly and close to death. They are close to just lying down and waiting for the inevitable, when all of a sudden....... 'Hey Pete, do you smell what I smell. It's becan - I'm sure of it.' 'Yes, Bobby, it smells like becan to me.' So, with renewed strength, they struggle up the next sand dune, and there, in the distance, is a tree loaded with becan. There's raw becan, dripping with moisture, there's fried becan, back becan, double smoked becan... every imaginable kind of cured pig meat. 'Pete, Pete…. we're saved. It is a becan tree.' 'Bobby, are you sure it's not a mirage? We are in the desert, don't forget.' 'Pete, when did you ever hear of a mirage that smell like becan? It's no mirage, it's a becan tree.' And, with that, Bobby races towards the tree. He gets to within five metres, Pistolpete following closely behind, when, all of a sudden, a machine gun opens up and Bobby is cut down in his tracks. It is clear he is mortally wounded but, a true friend that he is, he manages to warn Pete with his dying breath. 'Pete... go back man, you was right it's not a becan tree.' 'Bobby, Bobby ... what the hell is it?' 'Pete... it’s not a becan tree... it's... it's... it's... it's a Ham Bush.'
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2012/07/16 12:27:44
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2012/07/16 12:56:46
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Did he get his just desserts?
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2012/07/16 13:00:43
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jamesg1213 SteveStrummerUK Roses are red, Becan is red, Poems are hard, Becan. Pedro, how did you get Steve's log-in and password? Couldn't be Pedro, otherwise it would have looked like this: Hi, Roses are red, Becan is red, Poems are hard, Becan. The origins of this type of poem may be traced at least as far back as to the following lines written in 1590 by Sir Edmund Spenser from his epic The Faerie Queene (Book Three, Canto 6, Stanza 6): It was upon a Sommers shynie day, When Titan faire his beames did display, In a fresh fountaine, farre from all mens vew, She bath'd her brest, the boyling heat t'allay; She bath'd with roses red, and violets blew, And all the sweetest flowres, that in the forrest grew. A nursery rhyme significantly closer to the modern cliché Valentine's Day poem can be found in Gammer Gurton's Garland, a 1784 collection of English nursery rhymes: The rose is red, the violet's blue, The honey's sweet, and so are you. Thou are my love and I am thine; I drew thee to my Valentine: The lot was cast and then I drew, And Fortune said it shou'd be you. Victor Hugo was likely familiar with Spenser, but may not have known the English nursery rhyme when, in 1862, he published the novel, Les Misérables. Hugo was a poet as well as a novelist, and within the text of the novel are many songs. One sung by the character, Fantine contains this refrain, in the 1862 English translation: We will buy very pretty things A-walking through the faubourgs. Violets are blue, roses are red, Violets are blue, I love my loves. The last two lines in the original French are: Les bleuets sont bleus, les roses sont roses, Les bleuets sont bleus, j'aime mes amours. (Les Misérables, Fantine, Book Seven, Chapter Six)
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2012/07/16 13:12:29
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Re:Bapu's random pillocking for the day....
2012/07/16 13:20:19
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craigb jamesg1213 SteveStrummerUK Roses are red, Becan is red, Poems are hard, Becan. Pedro, how did you get Steve's log-in and password? Couldn't be Pedro, otherwise it would have looked like this: Hi, Roses are red, Becan is red, Poems are hard, Becan. The origins of this type of poem may be traced at least as far back as to the following lines written in 1590 by Sir Edmund Spenser from his epic The Faerie Queene (Book Three, Canto 6, Stanza 6): It was upon a Sommers shynie day, When Titan faire his beames did display, In a fresh fountaine, farre from all mens vew, She bath'd her brest, the boyling heat t'allay; She bath'd with roses red, and violets blew, And all the sweetest flowres, that in the forrest grew. A nursery rhyme significantly closer to the modern cliché Valentine's Day poem can be found in Gammer Gurton's Garland, a 1784 collection of English nursery rhymes: The rose is red, the violet's blue, The honey's sweet, and so are you. Thou are my love and I am thine; I drew thee to my Valentine: The lot was cast and then I drew, And Fortune said it shou'd be you. Victor Hugo was likely familiar with Spenser, but may not have known the English nursery rhyme when, in 1862, he published the novel, Les Misérables. Hugo was a poet as well as a novelist, and within the text of the novel are many songs. One sung by the character, Fantine contains this refrain, in the 1862 English translation: We will buy very pretty things A-walking through the faubourgs. Violets are blue, roses are red, Violets are blue, I love my loves. The last two lines in the original French are: Les bleuets sont bleus, les roses sont roses, Les bleuets sont bleus, j'aime mes amours. (Les Misérables, Fantine, Book Seven, Chapter Six) Priceless
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Re:Bapu's random pillocking for the day....
2012/07/16 13:27:16
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I went into the chemists earlier and asked the shop assistant, "Do you sell anti-perspirant?" "Yes, sir" she said, "Ball type?" "No" I replied, "Just the stuff for under my arms, please."
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2012/07/16 13:48:04
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SteveStrummerUK craigb jamesg1213 SteveStrummerUK Roses are red, Becan is red, Poems are hard, Becan. Pedro, how did you get Steve's log-in and password? Couldn't be Pedro, otherwise it would have looked like this: Hi, Roses are red, Becan is red, Poems are hard, Becan. The origins of this type of poem may be traced at least as far back as to the following lines written in 1590 by Sir Edmund Spenser from his epic The Faerie Queene (Book Three, Canto 6, Stanza 6): It was upon a Sommers shynie day, When Titan faire his beames did display, In a fresh fountaine, farre from all mens vew, She bath'd her brest, the boyling heat t'allay; She bath'd with roses red, and violets blew, And all the sweetest flowres, that in the forrest grew. A nursery rhyme significantly closer to the modern cliché Valentine's Day poem can be found in Gammer Gurton's Garland, a 1784 collection of English nursery rhymes: The rose is red, the violet's blue, The honey's sweet, and so are you. Thou are my love and I am thine; I drew thee to my Valentine: The lot was cast and then I drew, And Fortune said it shou'd be you. Victor Hugo was likely familiar with Spenser, but may not have known the English nursery rhyme when, in 1862, he published the novel, Les Misérables. Hugo was a poet as well as a novelist, and within the text of the novel are many songs. One sung by the character, Fantine contains this refrain, in the 1862 English translation: We will buy very pretty things A-walking through the faubourgs. Violets are blue, roses are red, Violets are blue, I love my loves. The last two lines in the original French are: Les bleuets sont bleus, les roses sont roses, Les bleuets sont bleus, j'aime mes amours. (Les Misérables, Fantine, Book Seven, Chapter Six) Priceless   
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Re:Bapu's random pillocking for the day....
2012/07/16 14:01:11
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What goes snap, crackle, pop and smells like becan after 3 minutes? Stephen Hawking in a swimming pool.
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2012/07/16 14:11:28
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I got caught shoplifting earlier today. With a pound of becan hidden inside my coat, I walked out of the shop and thought I'd got away with it. I was surprised when I felt a hand on my shoulder and turned round to see I'd been stopped by the store detective. "Excuse me fatty" he said, "But what do think you are doing with that?" "A few sausages, baked beans and a fried egg" I replied.
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2012/07/16 14:15:00
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Early one morning, the mole family awoke and Daddy mole climbed to the top of the mole hole and sniffed the air, "MMMmmmm..... I smell becan frying." he said. Mummy mole crowded in beside him and sniffed the air, "MMMmmmmm...... I smell eggs cooking." she said. Baby mole tried and tried to get to the top but there was no room left so he said, "All I can smell is molasses."
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2012/07/16 14:30:49
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Must be American moles, ya? Otherwise, he would have been smelling mole arses!
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Re:Bapu's random pillocking for the day....
2012/07/16 14:37:17
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bapu Looks like I'm gonna have to invoke NagBap today........ Why? It looks like Straummy is back here and in fine form already...
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2012/07/16 14:53:55
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Moles should make wonderful pets. I suppose it would be easier to train a hamster tho.....
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2012/07/16 14:55:35
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Mesh Moles should make wonderful pets. I suppose it would be easier to train a hamster tho..... Sayd Richard Gere?
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2012/07/16 15:01:28
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musicman100 Mesh Moles should make wonderful pets. I suppose it would be easier to train a hamster tho..... Sayd Richard Gere? Not that anyone should ever be arsed to go there, but "was training really needed"?
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2012/07/16 15:04:12
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There's no light at the end of that tunnel...
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2012/07/16 15:19:11
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Mesh Moles should make wonderful pets. I suppose it would be easier to train a hamster tho..... :)
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2012/07/16 15:21:38
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In hindsight, one may prefer to be blind.
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2012/07/16 15:26:26
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In Mexico, they prefer whack a moley.
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2012/07/16 15:28:12
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This is my favorite page of this fred! (At least for today so far...)
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2012/07/16 15:29:48
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2012/07/16 15:30:12
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[I get the feeling that Bubba is writing up a story... Can't wait!]
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2012/07/16 15:31:12
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2012/07/16 15:32:13
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Yay! Another banner for me! PostCount += 1;
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craigb [I get the feeling that Bubba is writing up a story... Can't wait!] +1 He's like the funniest silent/quiet/peaceful assasin!! Before you know, he's killed you with his kind words.....
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